lollipopman
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THC Farmer Smoke Report
INFO
Tester Name :LOLLIPOPMAN
Strain :ALIEN EXPRESS
Method Smoked :PIPE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud :VERY SWEET LIKE OPENING A BOX OF FRUITY PEBBLES
Associated smells of bud :
TASTE
Dominant flavor :LIKE EATING A BOWL OF FRUITY PEBBLES
Associated flavours :
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth) ILL GIVE IT A 9, ITS THE SMOOTHEST WE EVER HAD ..
- cough factor? : ITS SO SMOOTH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU TOOK A HIT UNTIL YOUR LUNGS FILL LIKE THEIR GOING TO EXPLODE THEN YOU COUGH YOUR ASS OFF..
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body) THIS IS STRAIGHT UP COUCH LOCK BABY..
Potency : (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent) 9, STRONGEST WE EVER HAD
Duration : (approx length of buzz, from first hit) 4-5 HOURS
Use : Daytime/Bedtime BEDTIME SMOKE ONLY
Munchies? : yes/no WIFE SAID SHE WOULD GET FAT IF SHE SMOKE THIS EVERY DAY..
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CONCLUSION, THIS IS THE BEST SMOKE WE EVER HAD, THE FLAVOR, SMOOTHNESS, AND SMELL IS OUT TA THIS WORLD, THE ONLY REASON I GAVE IT A 2 ON SMOOTHNESS AND Potency IS THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE, SO FAR WE HAD GANGSTAHAZE,BLUEBERRY,BLACK RUSSIAN,OG KUSH,NORTHERN LIGHTS,GDP,QUERKLE AND THIS BEATS THEM ALL. I WASN'T GOING TO KEEP HER CAUSE THE YIELD AND STRETCH FACTOR BUT THE QUALITY IS JUST SUPERB. SHE ALWAYS WILL HAVE A SPOT IN MY GARDEN...
INFO
Tester Name :LOLLIPOPMAN
Strain :ALIEN EXPRESS
Method Smoked :PIPE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud :VERY SWEET LIKE OPENING A BOX OF FRUITY PEBBLES
Associated smells of bud :
TASTE
Dominant flavor :LIKE EATING A BOWL OF FRUITY PEBBLES
Associated flavours :
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth) ILL GIVE IT A 9, ITS THE SMOOTHEST WE EVER HAD ..
- cough factor? : ITS SO SMOOTH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU TOOK A HIT UNTIL YOUR LUNGS FILL LIKE THEIR GOING TO EXPLODE THEN YOU COUGH YOUR ASS OFF..
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body) THIS IS STRAIGHT UP COUCH LOCK BABY..
Potency : (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent) 9, STRONGEST WE EVER HAD
Duration : (approx length of buzz, from first hit) 4-5 HOURS
Use : Daytime/Bedtime BEDTIME SMOKE ONLY
Munchies? : yes/no WIFE SAID SHE WOULD GET FAT IF SHE SMOKE THIS EVERY DAY..
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CONCLUSION, THIS IS THE BEST SMOKE WE EVER HAD, THE FLAVOR, SMOOTHNESS, AND SMELL IS OUT TA THIS WORLD, THE ONLY REASON I GAVE IT A 2 ON SMOOTHNESS AND Potency IS THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE, SO FAR WE HAD GANGSTAHAZE,BLUEBERRY,BLACK RUSSIAN,OG KUSH,NORTHERN LIGHTS,GDP,QUERKLE AND THIS BEATS THEM ALL. I WASN'T GOING TO KEEP HER CAUSE THE YIELD AND STRETCH FACTOR BUT THE QUALITY IS JUST SUPERB. SHE ALWAYS WILL HAVE A SPOT IN MY GARDEN...