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Is My Plant Ready To Harvest!? Helllp

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by UncleRomulus, Feb 12, 2019.

  1. Hi farm. I’ve been growing this bombass monkey krack kush from Turdburgler seed company (so sick duude!!) anyways I’m a really pro grower to the max but I don’t know when to harvest this absolute beast. HELLLLLP!!
    Also if anyone can tell me why all my friends suddenly just quit smokin whenever I offer them some of my top notch product that would be great too. Thanks
     
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  2. 1diesel1

    1diesel1 Moderator Staff Member

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    Monkey crack.......terdbugler.......?
    You got me at monkey crack, shouldn’t be pushing Terdbuglers on anyone.
    If you no what I mean, lol!
    Ohh, they quit smoking cause you is crazy!! And your pots to strong for em!
     
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  3. JWM2

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    My guess is they don’t want none of what you’re smokin ;-)
     
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  4. Haha. Come on look at those phat nugs!! Lol
     
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  5. And those prime 1 finger leaves!
     
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  6. Nugg

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    When to harvest?? From seed?? Harvest tomorrow.lol..that looks like a re-veg....they won't smoke your weed....ok.. your post is a joke right!?.
     
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  7. 1diesel1

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    Catching on is good! Moved this one to the smokers lounge for debate.
     
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  8. A JOKE! man your offending me big time! That is the sexiest plant in the world and all my friends (3) are crazy for not loving my shit maaaan
     
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  9. Nugg

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    Joke question is from your 3 friends not smoking that crazy shit..I still say cut it nuke it smoke it.
     
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  10. JWM2

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    Photo of the Month!
     
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  11. 1diesel1

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    Lol!
     
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  12. JWM2

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    Is that thing growing out of a cigar? That’s the darkest stalk I’ve ever seen!
     
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  13. I’ve since divorced them as friends for offending me.. and your next buddy!!!!!!!!! Haha this prime plant is going to be a mother most likely so I can share my prime cuts with everyone!! Simply PM me your address and you too can grow bomb monkey krack kush like me!
     
  14. my secret is
    1st- leave plant in obscene small root space (1/4 solo cup)
    2nd- forget about plant for weeks at a time
    3rd-never feed it properly
    4th- make sure not to let it have proper light (this step is crucial)
    This fosters a prefect environment for idealic budzzz!!!!
     
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  15. 4" x 3.5" pot. And you just forget about that shit hahahaha
     
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  16. Ok.. so your not impressed.. feast your eyes on this badass cream of monkey krack sativa then
     
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  18. Bred this mongrel myself. I call it turd-tack-toe by Uncle Roms lineage dome. ARE YOU IMPRESSED YET!?
     
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  19. JWM2

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    I am going to send you some Growing Pots bro. I’ve never seen a panhandler grow cannabis, ha!
     
  20. I will reject you pots and send em back cause I’m so punk rock
     
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