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[Putthataway]

6 hours less light I think they know

 

[JaBy]

I built all the custom cabinets shelving, trim, 2x10 walnut shoe molding, chair rails and banisters working for a badass cabinet making nut, he had a contract with the spurs benefactor foundation that raised money for good causes by building these fucking crazy huge mansions and then use 70% of the purchase price for what ever shit they were giving money too. Was a great gig honestly. So unfortunately one night after a job in San Antonio, ol Marc and I and a couple hand me that’s, getting drunk on a Saturday, cutting up some spruce and poplar, just some square cuts to toss them in the plainer, we go to set up double blade ghetto fab dado blade for the table saw, I walk outside to have a cig, that place was combustible as fuck. Anywho, I come walking back in and the beers have nailed my boss Marc to the wall a little more than he thought, I did put the blade in, he says he will set the depth ect, so he flips it on why he yelling at this kid fucking off at the mitre box lost on degrees or some shit, I hear a ZIIIIIIP
POW, (old school real deal table saw, now human contact was NOT stopping that thing) a rooster tail of blood whips up and across the ceiling, and I duck away from hunks of 3 fingers from his right hand. he turns blue, hits the floor, I tell the asshats to call an ambulance, one of you see to Marc, and the other has to find what’s left of his fingers, dude instantly had a penguin flipper instead of a fist, I run behind the shop to his moms house, best lady ever, 6 days a week that women woke up to feed us assholes with out fail, I snatch a cooler off the mud room floor, fill it with as much ice as possible, and head back to scrounge for fingers. well, they where fucked what was leftover of his digits, he thought his career was over, he adapted with his crab claw pretty fast. Kept us eating. Tough sob all told.

I also used a pass load and had a ring shank framing nail blast through a stud, that went through two of my fingers giving me a permanent peace sign gesture hahaha. That fucking sucked haaaaard, ring shank nails have a tendency to seal up the wound really well, and you know damn well this asshat ain’t abiding that shit, Jack Daniel’s to the chin, my buddy cut a wedge of wood to stick in between my fingers so I could let him extract the nail, (typing this is taking me back there, fuck it was brutal.) well he got it out no problem, on the 6th attempt. The nail brought boars heads new captspaulding meat with it.
So, never take a co2 pass load to use without yourself adjusting the nail depth gauge, or you too can win a Darwin Award.

ouch and a shitload of then some..... i just can't hit the like on that one. really appreciate your sharing this but the thought of the flying fingers kinda makes me cringe notably.

 

[Captspaulding]

ouch and a shitload of then some..... i just can't hit the like on that one. really appreciate your sharing this but the thought of the flying fingers kinda makes me cringe notably.

You shoulda been there man, that was indeed fucking rough…..
I talk a lot of shit, and hell I do some really crazy shit even nowadays if I get a wild hair. But I’m not built for seeing, or having a hand in the creation of human based meat products. I had no problem telling them kids to tend to him, and you collect fingers while I clown car’d it out of there for ice….
But as I said, if you walk up to me and say, you ever tried _____ or ______? Well shit brother, I’m you’re huckleberry

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Captspaulding]

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You counting from flip or preflower?

 

[Captspaulding]

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Holy shit.
“Owdy there cowpoke, I reckon that hat is a Stetson, them boots damned well better be ariats, and well shoot, Levi till I die ace:
Mighty fine ranch dressing if I do say so merselph”

 

[JaBy]

You shoulda been there man, that was indeed fucking rough…..
I talk a lot of shit, and hell I do some really crazy shit even nowadays if I get a wild hair. But I’m not built for seeing, or having a hand in the creation of human based meat products. I had no problem telling them kids to tend to him, and you collect fingers while I clown car’d it out of there for ice….
But as I said, if you walk up to me and say, you ever tried _____ or ______? Well shit brother, I’m you’re huckleberry

now that looks very uninviting....

 

[Captspaulding]

now that looks very uninviting....

it was definitely insane amount of pain.
It definitely let me know I’m alive. As fuck.

 

[JaBy]

been out of the shithead homesite since the first and i have no regrets.... while where i'm at at the moment won't be a long term situation i have had the outstanding opportunity in many a year to have shared my time with two of the truly sweetest roomies anyone could hope for.....

 

[Putthataway]

You counting from flip or preflower?

Dude it was supposed be Wednesday. I can count yesterday or today and we can go pre flower today as pre flower

 

[JaBy]

it was definitely insane amount of pain.
It definitely let me know I’m alive. As fuck.

hey, waitaminute, captain spaulding is supposed to be a fat dude.... the picture shows you are skinny..... you been ma nipple ating our perceptions.....

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Getting damn close to commando crawl season.

I'll plan better next year

 

[BB22]

You counting from flip or preflower?

How do most express it?

I’ve been counting from flip. If can keep things somewhat straight and don’t blunder, 65 days from flip usually puts me in a pretty good spot.

 

[Captspaulding]

How do most express it?

I’ve been counting from flip. If can keep things somewhat straight and don’t blunder, 65 days from flip usually puts me in a pretty good spot.

count from preflower, I like to chop 15% amber. But I have also chopped
Too soon, so I started going from pre flower and never had that issue again. It will generally put me in my happy place. I know a bunch of homies here do the same, it is just a fail safe for me, ensuring ripeness I enjoy .

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

The sequel


I'm in the mud tonight boys.

 

[Captspaulding]

hey, waitaminute, captain spaulding is supposed to be a fat dude.... the picture shows you are skinny..... you been ma nipple ating our perceptions.....

Oh naw I’m 600lbs on the moon, and since moon pirate clowns are pretty rad I can teach you,,,,it changed my life for the heavier.

 

[cannafarmer420]

Getting damn close to commando crawl season.

I'll plan better next year

The fuckers get big quick don't they?

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh naw I’m 600lbs on the moon, and since moon pirate clowns are pretty rad I can teach you,,,,it changed my life for the heavier.

Here on da earf doh…..
I turn sideways and you won’t see me.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

The fuckers get big quick don't they?

dude that second video is an hour old, my hands feel like theyre gonna fall off ive squeezed a damn sprayer so much tonight. Im only halfway done.

Get every leaf, tops and bottom, dont miss a blade say the aphids.


It got dark on me, im back at the house rigging up a usable source of light to bring down with me.

 

[Captspaulding]

Getting damn close to commando crawl season.

I'll plan better next year

Whoa,
I heard a samsquantch.