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[SpursGrower]

Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. The blues come back every year more purple.

Planted blues and pearlies here as a kid (mom's place) then the flying saucer hybrids happened on their own in years to follow.
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Man that’s ace, I’m hoping to try and do something similar with different passion flowers next year. Love the intermingled different colours looking like 1 plant

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

So, the madness never ends you know?
My son moved home, and his ridiculous gf came for the month, well she has some “issues” in the dome. We all do to an extent right. Well, it was a good 48hrs of drama, screaming shit being thrown around, things breaking. The clown wasn’t having that shit, so during one of the lulls, I decided that lil shit wasn’t coming back in the house, and that she could go to Galveston to her moms.
Crazy little bitch called the law bc when I dropped here bags outside, I didn’t pack her charging cables. Now this dude ain’t answering that door knock, so wifey handled it, and a giant bullet was dodged.good thing my filters are on point. So my son kicks her to the curb and we drove her ass to the airport. So this year really has sucked. I’m way past ready to turn the page, anyways that’s what I’ve been up too. Feel bad for my boy, he hasn’t stopped apologizing to me….not his fault she was a bit overboard. Super not cool on her part…..

Can you come to my house and evict my girlfriend next . Just kidding??. I’m sorry you’re having such a shit year, thankfully you’re well stocked in the medicine department, it’d be really shity dealing with all that bs without some spliffs to fall back on.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

You can just leave the bananas if single bare stamens near the top when plants are this far along. The most ive ever had from that is a couple white premies here and there. Like 10 through the entire crop lol.

And besides, if they did make a rip bean or two, this is the king of hermie flower types if you want fem seeds. Will give you the lowers rates of hermie plants possible in the feminized offspring. This kind of hermie produces female offspring with hermie rates no different then a reg cross. better then silver spraying or branch breaking either one tbh. It's just very difficult to get ripe seeds from them. If you can make S1s happen in this manner on a tuly dank plant, they are worth their weight in gold to re-grow. Basically clones in seed form.

The original gg4 S1 circulated through all the commercial facilities and dispensaries was produced rather miraculously from a single late flower bare stamen. The entire plant only produced 2 seeds. A hollow whitey and a single ripe one. So the story goes anyway.

useful info "the more ya know" style. A little hermie schoolin' if ya will.

When you break branches, the way the hermie flowers form is a bit different then the way they form on stress induced hermies and genetic hermies.

When you break branches, the female preflowers themselves will often form a little clutch of male stamen from the ovule itself and pop out of the female preflower calyx. Things like overspraying pesticides and stuff can cause this kinda hermie too. Can happen anywhere on the plant.

Spraying silver causes the plant to grow full formed male flowers where some or all of the female calyxes would have formed. They even form in dense colas like female flowers though, not all leggy like natural male flowers.

Early flower stress induced hermies produce the same kind of hermie flowers as branch breaks, can pop up anywhere, but usually on the most light deprived parts of the plant.

Late flower stress induces hermies produce single partially formed bare male stamen in the tops of the flower clusters, these are what i personally call bananas.

Genertic hermies produce fully formed male flowers within the female clusters no matter what you do, and will produce more seed that does the same. This is usually caused by not keeping track of your recessive traits while breeding. plants that stress hermie very easily in early flower, cross bred, often produce these plants in high rates in their offspring. Which is why bagseed often produces genetic hermies along side females these days, rather then male plants along side females.


The totem pole order i personally hold for making fem seeds of high quality and good hermie resistance.

#1: Late flower bare stamen
#2: Stress tested female phenos hit with silver
#3: Branch break/stress induced early flower stamen
#4: Colloidal silver spraying without stress testing.

Genetic hermie pollen

I personally dont consider genetic hermies suitable for making fem seeds at all, even if at worst you get a 50% genetic hermie rate (they basically just replace the males in most genotypes this happens to) . And be careful forcing untested phenos to hermie with colloidal silver and pollenating other un stress tested feminized plants. Because that is how you inadvertently stack recessive traits and create genetically bound hermies without even realizing it. If you do that, it's a very good idea to make damn sure you are making an F1 and not an inbred plant (no recently shared heritage).


I test phenos for stress hermie willingness by repeatedly drought stressing and nute burning them after they recover from the drought lol. Will be doing a stress run on all my current tent phenos after this flower expression/light fem seed run. I dont like stress testing with a broken branch in flower, because even plants that dont respond well to colloidal silver will hermie from a good branch break lol. Much like bare stamen, you just dont get as many viable seeds out of a branch break as you do colloidal silver spraying.

And then ill be deciding which seeds im hunting and which im not.


All fully hermaphrodite species of annual flowering plants (most of them, cannabis is somewhat special here) evolved into that through environmental stress, reproductive pressure, and inbreeding. But that is still what creates it within populations of cannabis, environmental stress, reproductive pressure, and uncontrolled inbreeding


The more ya know....

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Man sorry you had to go through that. It's sick how some of these kids act out nowadays. Makes me appreciate paddles (with holes drilled in them to reduce drag of course), belts, and good old fashioned talks behind the woodshed

Growing up with two younger brothers and a single mother , I took the brunt of my poor mother’s wrath. We had a window prop that kinda looked like a wooden cut out of the state of New Hampshire, with the northern part of the state (Pittsburgh) being the handle, and the southern part of the state (the widest part) being the paddle. I was pretty familiar with southern New Hampshire by the time I was eleven years old. . I’m just glad that she wasn’t a big woman . I learned the phrase cover your ass at an early age.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It’s why I walk funny.



It worked.

Me too

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

The original columbian, november pulled. Still wasn't done, never once got to finish her indoors or out.

Her daughter, Peaceblaster #1. She starting to give me the skin tingles Thinking this one may be done before christmas Still looking like the columbian + a good ole american beer belly.

3 days ago Maui 86 looked a week behind. But as of today's she's pretty much caught up old-school sativa look coming in faaaast. Very cool leaves

 

[Mikedin]

Crazy expensive, too good to pass up.

Damn right!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Crazy expensive, too good to pass up.

I have a friend that goes to food pantries, and he ends up with these bags of pistachios all the time he doesn't want.

He drops em off and I roll him a couple doobies. It's become this unspoken tradition over the last 6 months

 

[Captspaulding]

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Imagine the poor fool who tries to break into his house...

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I have a friend that goes to food pantries, and he ends up with these bags of pistachios all the time he doesn't want.

He drops em off and I roll him a couple doobies. It's become this unspoken tradition over the last 6 months

As God intended ...

Government pistachios for medical grade illegal drugs.

This is exactly what D.A.R.E. warned us about!!!!!


I wonder if anyone's ever traded medical grade illegal pistachios for government weed?

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

As God intended ...

Government pistachios for medical grade illegal drugs.
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This is exactly what D.A.R.E. warned us about!!!!!


I wonder if anyone's ever traded medical grade illegal pistachios for government weed?

 

[BearWater]

So, the madness never ends you know?
My son moved home, and his ridiculous gf came for the month, well she has some “issues” in the dome. We all do to an extent right. Well, it was a good 48hrs of drama, screaming shit being thrown around, things breaking. The clown wasn’t having that shit, so during one of the lulls, I decided that lil shit wasn’t coming back in the house, and that she could go to Galveston to her moms.
Crazy little bitch called the law bc when I dropped here bags outside, I didn’t pack her charging cables. Now this dude ain’t answering that door knock, so wifey handled it, and a giant bullet was dodged.good thing my filters are on point. So my son kicks her to the curb and we drove her ass to the airport. So this year really has sucked. I’m way past ready to turn the page, anyways that’s what I’ve been up too. Feel bad for my boy, he hasn’t stopped apologizing to me….not his fault she was a bit overboard. Super not cool on her part…..

Damnit dude! This pisses me off! Not cool at all. Yeah were all a little weird for sure but damnit you just dont do that unless you want the wrath of ole karma herself (heard her and pizza Jesus know each other!) glad you’re good and thank the lords for you’re wife! “Now son I love you, but your girlfriend is fucking crazy and has to go!” Thats a convo im not looking forward to having (my boys are 7 and 11).

Hope you guys get some rest and hope your boy isn’t too hard on himself, shit happens and we learn! Very unfortunate situation but you showed your kid how to deal with it properly!!

 

[Tumbleweed375]

So, the madness never ends you know?
My son moved home, and his ridiculous gf came for the month, well she has some “issues” in the dome. We all do to an extent right. Well, it was a good 48hrs of drama, screaming shit being thrown around, things breaking. The clown wasn’t having that shit, so during one of the lulls, I decided that lil shit wasn’t coming back in the house, and that she could go to Galveston to her moms.
Crazy little bitch called the law bc when I dropped here bags outside, I didn’t pack her charging cables. Now this dude ain’t answering that door knock, so wifey handled it, and a giant bullet was dodged.good thing my filters are on point. So my son kicks her to the curb and we drove her ass to the airport. So this year really has sucked. I’m way past ready to turn the page, anyways that’s what I’ve been up too. Feel bad for my boy, he hasn’t stopped apologizing to me….not his fault she was a bit overboard. Super not cool on her part…..

Damn, Capt! Sorry to hear that. The whole spaulding family has my respect. I'm happy everything worked out!

And my well wishes to the young one. That's gotta be a pain, but he lucked out not winding down that long spiral with her. Lucky he had your support, and you know what I always say. A few broken items, and a month of headaches, is a small price to pay to have your son rid of that kinda wicked.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

Yeah, a gen z with his head on straight, that's a rare trait, these days. My stepson is like that. Doesn't drink or do drugs, has an awesome work ethic, and actually pays attention to his kids. Rare traits, indeed.

Reminds me of this:

 

[Captspaulding]

Can you come to my house and evict my girlfriend next . Just kidding??. I’m sorry you’re having such a shit year, thankfully you’re well stocked in the medicine department, it’d be really shity dealing with all that bs without some spliffs to fall back on.

Facts. Spliffs plural. This place can def be a pick me up as well. I really don’t mean to complain, it’s just the sheer amount of ridiculous bs. The car the Hurricane and the car again. The other crap in the health dept, I’m all about arbitrary dates to look forward too. plus when I go awol for a bit I get a bunch of messages checking in, wondering where the clown went,
The farm is def dope.

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn, Capt! Sorry to hear that. The whole spaulding family has my respect. I'm happy everything worked out!

And my well wishes to the young one. That's gotta be a pain, but he lucked out not winding down that long spiral with her. Lucky he had your support, and you know what I always say. A few broken items, and a month of headaches, is a small price to pay to have your son rid of that kinda wicked.

Thx brotha.

 

[Captspaulding]

As God intended ...

Government pistachios for medical grade illegal drugs.
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This is exactly what D.A.R.E. warned us about!!!!!




I wonder if anyone's ever traded medical grade illegal pistachios for government weed?

Remember that gubbermint cheese?
It’s still good,
The dates mean nothing

 

[Captspaulding]

Imagine the poor fool who tries to break into his house...

How a fool, becomes “fools”

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

@Putthataway


Want some of these seeds if viable? Had several do this lol

Also had some get unusually massive too