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[BearWater]

Some waxism for the big empty
Ill match you a j fox
Kevina
some more wax
Blue berry silver haze
1 g sog cali d 2
Judo chop
Building my banner 2

Good lord KJ!

 

[Captspaulding]

What were doing when this song hit? I was an unsettled young person

Well. I was taming mad strange.
But that bass player?
That is the incomparable Stanley Clarke
That man’s technique and ability to play in the pocket is almost unmatched. Only two errr three guys that I’ve seen do it as well as him or Marcus Miller, Prince, and the motherfucking beast of beasts Victor Wooten but when Victor Wooten is playing, he’s literally playing pocket drums three car Monty stealing your watch and your wallet and hit and pitch harmonics at the same time.

 

[Captspaulding]

Well. I was taming mad strange.
But that bass player?
That is the incomparable Stanley Clarke
That man’s technique and ability to play in the pocket is almost unmatched. Only two guys that I’ve seen do it as well as him or Marcus Miller, Prince, and the motherfucking beast of beasts Victor Wooten but when Victor Wooten is playing, he’s literally playing pocket drums three car Monty stealing your watch and your wallet and hit and pitch harmonics at the same time.

 

[Captspaulding]

Didn’t realize it was a tutorial. I’m putting a new video on this. I didn’t give a fuck about that. I just wanna see him slap some strings.



This man in my opinion is the best bass player since Jaco Pastorius from weather report
A true think outside of the box player who uses it as a percussion instrument as well as the backbeat and a lead it’s incredible with that man can do with one of those things

 

[Captspaulding]

Didn’t realize it was a tutorial. I’m putting a new video on this. I didn’t give a fuck about that. I just wanna see him slap some strings.



This man in my opinion is the best bass player since Jaco Pastorius from weather report
A true think outside of the box player who uses it as a percussion instrument as well as the backbeat and a lead it’s incredible with that man can do with one of those things

Fuvk!
Not a vid.

 

[BB22]

Parliament Courts baby. Awful apartment complex full of awful They’re re-named now. Same buildings though. Not good times 80s as a reckless shit

If you could step into your younger life self, give advice, what would you do or say ?

 

[Captspaulding]

Florida has got to do another one with cap and putthataway putting that away filled with smoke in that bubble as Marty arrives in the Time Machine

Yeah, I agree man we gotta make this onion have layers. We just gotta keep stacking them until it just becomes like this quantum equation that ends up being art that exists in a parallel, but unperceivable universe think a mirror facing a mirror just with clowns putt a DeLorean the libyans and all of your mothers

 

[Captspaulding]

Parliament Courts baby. Awful apartment complex full of awful They’re re-named now. Same buildings though. Not good times 80s as a reckless shit

If you could step into your younger life self, give advice, what would you do or say ?

First, I would demand the Sports almanac
After that, I would definitely warn me of all the really crazy chicks before I got with them I’d say don’t sell that bag of weed at the mall get into a fight over it turn around and accidentally punch a cop.
Thank God, I was under age and rocked some deferred adjudication

I was hogtied and tossed in the back. Seat of that car quicker than greased lightning I legit thought it was one of the dude’s friends that was deciding not to pay me for the bag. I just gave him.
I wasn’t having that shit man I had already been having a bad day and it got exponentially worse but that’s about it



Oh, and I would warn myself in a few friends to not eat the salmon mousse

 

[Captspaulding]

challenge accepted!

I like your style dude

 

[Putthataway]

Yeah, I agree man we gotta make this onion have layers. We just gotta keep stacking them until it just becomes like this quantum equation that ends up being art that exists in a parallel, but unperceivable universe think a mirror facing a mirror just with clowns putt a DeLorean the libyans and all of your mothers

Like bubble boy meets, cap hits the joint together filling the bubble, then Marty arrives in the delorean because we’re trying to hide it and put that away. Then Marty wants in the bubble.

 

[Captspaulding]

Doing it

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Get you some

Oh bro, you’re a real one, dude goddamn Vladimir, legit raw dag shit. Run out of that best be beef eaters
Bro, you need to learn to love yourself that’s what I say. Thats what texans call putting the spurs to it. We always got Vladimir back in the day and if they didn’t have any of that, it was always beef feeders cause they were the cheapest. I don’t know if you remember vodka light either. It’s like 58 proof that shit was rough.

 

[Captspaulding]

Like bubble boy meets, cap hits the joint together filling the bubble, then Marty arrives in the delorean because we’re trying to hide and put that away. Then Marty wants in .

Sneak a toke
Spark produces 1.21 gigawatts
This causes the flux capacitor to change the car into a Pontiac Trans Am with wings so we can fly the stars because it’s one more second to midnight call it heavy metal

 

[Putthataway]

Sneak a toke
Spark produces 1.21 gigawatts
This causes the flux capacitor to change the car into a Pontiac Trans Am with wings so we can fly the stars because it’s one more second to midnight call it heavy metal

This movie is going to sell . Written by anyone on thc farmer and produced by Florida Mike

 

[Putthataway]

Sneak a toke
Spark produces 1.21 gigawatts
This causes the flux capacitor to change the car into a Pontiac Trans Am with wings so we can fly the stars because it’s one more second to midnight call it heavy metal

Old school graffix bong something way too ridiculous to hide from our esteemed member Marty Mcfly. Bubble Boy hides or attempts to hide the bowl and the clown hides the bong.

 

[Leoman]

What were doing when this song hit? I was an unsettled young person

I like the way the cowbells are sitting there for her big solo when they've been playing in the background the whole time.

 

[Captspaulding]

Old school graffix bong something way too ridiculous to hide from our esteemed member Marty Mcfly. Bubble Boy hides or attempts to hide the bowl and the clown hides the bong.

But wait, where am I hiding this binger again??

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

She may not have the tightest node spacing. But Banjo DEF gonna get the award for easiest to trim buds ever.

If I filled a tent with this stuff between I could trim an ounce in 10 minutes. Was just one small plant.

She's absolutely going next to PB4 and Flo GDP as one of my permanent clone mothers so far. If I keep the clones alive or reveg her I got a feeling banjo x Columbian and is going to be on that podium too.


Day 62. No white pistols left. Can't find any clear trichs.

She's super dense. I'll guess 2 ounces dry, but in prob being a little generous. Not bad at all for just under 2 cu ft of canopy volume though. Her and mango were def the smallest chunks of the canopy.

 

[Florida_Mike]

OMFG! @Captspaulding Ass Blaster just came out as a complete fluke, pure accident, I had been working on an exploding 55gal trash can, that we allegedly blew up every halloween, on main st in my hometown in Western NY State. We allegedly made these "pop can poppers" out of old steel pop or beer cans, black- pewpew and hot melt glue. They'd launch an upside down 55gal drum 20-30 feet in the air and peel the top open like opening a banana

 

[Putthataway]

But wait, where am I hiding this binger again??

I am holding the bing and hand it to you. I am no clown. I was just thinking poking out your clown suit at the top, killer clowns like deal. Not like that

 

[Captspaulding]

She may not have the tightest node spacing. But Banjo DEF gonna get the award for easiest to trim buds ever.

If I filled a tent with this stuff between I could trim an ounce in 10 minutes. Was just one small plant.

She's absolutely going next to PB4 and Flo GDP as one of my permanent clone mothers so far. If I keep the clones alive or reveg her I got a feeling banjo x Columbian and is going to be on that podium too.


Day 62. No white pistols left. Can't find any clear trichs.
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She's super dense. I'll guess 2 ounces dry, but in prob being a little generous. Not bad at all for just under 2 cu ft of canopy volume though. Her and mango were def the smallest chunks of the canopy.
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62 days and all milky?
I love a fast finisher dude beautiful plant nice little yield for something you were just trying to get going