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[Captspaulding]

OMFG! @Captspaulding Ass Blaster just came out as a complete fluke, pure accident, I had been working on an exploding 55gal trash can, that we allegedly blew up every halloween, on main st in my hometown in Western NY State. We allegedly made these "pop can poppers" out of old steel pop or beer cans, black- pewpew and hot melt glue. They'd launch an upside down 55gal drum 20-30 feet in the air and peel the top open like opening a banana

I always love doing that man have you ever had the receipt a heavy machinery tire back onto a wheel with kerosene and a propane torch? It’s fucking awesome.
It’s also cool caving in a 55 gallon drum with massive heat

But when I fucked that bridge up it was you know in a nice little town where there was a swim club called Broomall‘s lake and it just had this little 20 foot opening at the end of the lake. It was tiny but that little 20 foot opening wasnunderpass for this bridge. I was talking about and you could just jump down there and fish right there from underneath that little alcove that fed a man made waterfall into glen providence park While me and my buddy came across some quarter sticks and decided to bust out some of the mortar and then put a few of them in there and I mean, I guess that’s what we’re going for. We just weren’t expecting it to be that fucking crazy man and we hightailed it out of there like we had seen a fucking ghost you Know And it’s just amazing that all these years it’s still fucking busted
I look back on that and it’s like I wish I could’ve just been like dude don’t do it because later on in life it was really annoying not having that little through street. I had to go this long way around shit and all thanks to me and my fucking knucklehead friend.

 

[Captspaulding]

I am holding the bing and hand it to you. I am no clown. I was just thinking poking out your clown suit at the top, killer clowns like deal. Not like that

That movie is terrible in all tye right ways.
Creepy design that really sticks with ya.
You deaf wouldn’t wanna feel your arm come around your shoulder and you turn around. It’s those motherfuckers. They’re not just gonna show up around here and steal my thunder.

 

[BearWater]

I always love doing that man have you ever had the receipt a heavy machinery tire back onto a wheel with kerosene and a propane torch? It’s fucking awesome.
It’s also cool caving in a 55 gallon drum with massive heat

But when I fucked that bridge up it was you know in a nice little town where there was a swim club called Broomall‘s lake and it just had this little 20 foot opening at the end of the lake. It was tiny but that little 20 foot opening wasnunderpass for this bridge. I was talking about and you could just jump down there and fish right there from underneath that little alcove that fed a man made waterfall into glen providence park While me and my buddy came across some quarter sticks and decided to bust out some of the mortar and then put a few of them in there and I mean, I guess that’s what we’re going for. We just weren’t expecting it to be that fucking crazy man and we hightailed it out of there like we had seen a fucking ghost you Know And it’s just amazing that all these years it’s still fucking busted
I look back on that and it’s like I wish I could’ve just been like dude don’t do it because later on in life it was really annoying not having that little through street. I had to go this long way around shit and all thanks to me and my fucking knucklehead friend.

Got to blow a few 40” tires back on the wheel while rock crawling! Hella fun I use co2 and a ratchet strap to do mine though

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

62 days and all milky?
I love a fast finisher dude beautiful plant nice little yield for something you were just trying to get going

i think you might be confusing her with a different plant lol. She hasnt given me any troubles. her and mango were in my usual soil mix on my usual regiments. All the issues were pb2,4, and special queen in the hand-me-down ocean forest.

although i might just be misunderstanding you lol

 

[Captspaulding]

Cranked her up

Man, the way that that truck planted itself being a fucking tailgate?
That fucking thing was moving dude probably four 200 shots. Jesus Christ for kits man.
It might not have given up the ghost, but goddamn bet that motherfucker needs to get those heads off quick and look at those fucking piston heads. He rotated the fucking earth.

 

[BearWater]

She may not have the tightest node spacing. But Banjo DEF gonna get the award for easiest to trim buds ever.

If I filled a tent with this stuff between I could trim an ounce in 10 minutes. Was just one small plant.

She's absolutely going next to PB4 and Flo GDP as one of my permanent clone mothers so far. If I keep the clones alive or reveg her I got a feeling banjo x Columbian and is going to be on that podium too.


Day 62. No white pistols left. Can't find any clear trichs.
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She's super dense. I'll guess 2 ounces dry, but in prob being a little generous. Not bad at all for just under 2 cu ft of canopy volume though. Her and mango were def the smallest chunks of the canopy.
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looks awesome! Nice sized buds all the way down!

 

[Captspaulding]

Got to blow a few 40” tires back on the wheel while rock crawling! Hella fun I use co2 and a ratchet strap to do mine though

That’ll wake you the fuck up I’m sure

 

[Captspaulding]

i think you might be confusing her with a different plant lol. She hasnt given me any troubles. her and mango were in my usual soil mix on my usual regiments. All the issues were pb2,4, and special queen in the hand-me-down ocean forest.

although i might just be misunderstanding you lol

No, I thought you said you only had the one plant you know and it doesn’t look like you went to crazy training the thing or anything for big yield if that’s not the manager or intergalactic ban

 

[Florida_Mike]

What I've gotten so far. It's tough to get it how I want it sometimes. Sometimes as many as 20 or more iterations @ like 3-5 minutes each, with a bunch of one finger typing and a shit-load of cussing in between.
@Captspaulding @Putthataway

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

No, I thought you said you only had the one plant you know and it doesn’t look like you went to crazy training the thing or anything for big yield if that’s not the manager or intergalactic ban

youre thinking of banjo x columbian. i only have one banjo x columbian rn


Thats a pure banjo i just harvested, i have a clone mother of her

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

No, I thought you said you only had the one plant you know and it doesn’t look like you went to crazy training the thing or anything for big yield if that’s not the manager or intergalactic ban

i just let a bunch of plants get tall, shove em in a tent shoulder to shoulder, then shave their legs to make a canopy lol


yea i dont bother with much training beyond topping and some occasional lst or supercrop here and there.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

And then there were 3.

Prob week left on pb2. Prob 2 weeks on pb4 and special Queen.

Doesnt really look like I've already harvested 2 plants lmao.

 

[Putthataway]

That movie is terrible in all tye right ways.
Creepy design that really sticks with ya.
You deaf wouldn’t wanna feel your arm come around your shoulder and you turn around. It’s those motherfuckers. They’re not just gonna show up around here and steal my thunder.

The movie is terrible! What?

 

[BearWater]

That’ll wake you the fuck up I’m sure

i may have just been more on the inebriated side but I don’t remember it being horribly loud, it does make a “louder” popping sound. But not like a true explosion you know? It is fun to shoot the ether from a ways back lol! Not fun to the be the fill guy hahaha! It’s not that bad though.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

On left is a clone of my original Maui86 pheno. (She's coming back around lol)


On right is a selected male of two. Is My original m86 x haymeadow purps.

These two have a destiny together. I'm going to back cross this male to the original mother. Then select the male and female from The offspring and Hammer them down to an f6 or f8 or something. Then I'm going to cross two identical females to make some stable Hermie free fem seeds to send all the grow-mies on the farm . (Hawaiian Fields? Maui Meadow? )

 

[Florida_Mike]

That’ll wake you the fuck up I’m sure

I always used starting fluid and a match, just how me Grand Pappy taught me

 

[Mikedin]

Morning folks!

 

[Captspaulding]

i just let a bunch of plants get tall, shove em in a tent shoulder to shoulder, then shave their legs to make a canopy lol


yea i dont bother with much training beyond topping and some occasional lst or supercrop here and there.

I basically do the same damned thing
Though I only really ever shave legs if they get really tall just to help with light penetration

 

[Captspaulding]

Morning folks!

Morning hermano

 

[donkanaille94]

aye, what's good

was watching us police videos on youtube last week to get sleepy and im wondering what's that "you are not supposed/allowed to be here" shit? Like they where in their car chilling and got shot for it, because the popo said they arent allowed to be there. I can be everywhere at night, i don't get that. Gated community? That’s some south africa shit i thought.

Going swimming, will hit you with my grow later