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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Wish i still had the centrifuge paperwork for the fast blaster.

That plant tested low to mid 20s thc, but had a resin content at ~35%~

That other 15% was a terpine list 3x longer then anything modern ive seen, including terps ive never seen in any other cannabis, and it had CBD, CBn, and trace CBg along with several other trace cannabinoids and their isomers.







^^^ This is what we have lost with modern cannabis.... Alogn with true virulent pest and disease resitance, and the plant's ability to make decisions on its own.

Plant two peaceblasters 6 foot apart in ground, they can get 10 foot tal and 10 foot wide on a good season. And they wont even grow into each other. Theyll give each other space because they know each other is there. If another plant try and bully them, or is a dipshit that doesnt pay attention to what its doing though, they will squash em out of light all together like a bull mastiff ego checking a pug. If they're cool, theyll give em their space though. They get this personality from the columbian land race lol.

The peaceblasters straight up think and make choices. And theyre really good at chemistry too. This f2 is the furthest into inbreeding i will probably ever be willing to take this lineage. It really is like comparing a bull mastiff to a pug (outside, under real sunlight, they actually arent the biggest fans of containers and grow lights, id need to hammer down some generations of inbreeding and selection to alter that, and i would lose what i love most about these plants in the process)

 

[Mikedin]

Afternoon all! Gotta update some journals in a bit

 

[closettrapper217]

Psychedelic banjo gets her name for good reason. So does the peaceblasters lol.


My best friend named psychedelic banjo.He broke an 18th month t-break with that one. Said he was up all night long just jamming away to Yonder mountain and the Dead. Was like he took a hit of fluff or something.

Me: "No way, i was up late jamming bluegrass too"

Him: "Yea, can you call this one psychedelic banjo"

Me "Yes"


So basically Yonder mountain string band named that strain for us.


The peaceblasters get their name because of the high just feels like mental and physical relief. Its calming, and collecting. Makes the body feel good even when its still hurting, and they almost give me this brief, but intense feelings of "childhood" and its uncanny. It doesnt always do that every time you smoke, but if you come back to it after a bit of smoking other stuff its reliable. It wont get ya you atypical modern "blasted", but itll get ya peace blasted And they are potent too. But many phenos are almost like a different substance all together then the more modern sativas. Its totally different.

The name peaceblaster was lifted from an STS9 song lol. One of many hippie dippie jam bands lmao.





Personally i think the banjo blasters will be some of the stinkiest stoutest smelling plants many of us have grown. With resin contents and potency to please anyone, and qualities to the high very difficult to come by today.

banjo smells of straight, super stout black coffee, the peaceblaster crossed with her is the skunkiest, gassiest, chemmiest raunchiest smelling plant ive ever had, in the best way possible.

Both plants can penetrate a single vacuum seal layer and you can smell them through it berried down in a center console lmao. My house has reeked of banjo and PB2 since i cut em, even through the other hanging plants its all i can smell from the living room. banjo and PB2 lmao

I’m drooling lol

 

[Markjobs2020]

Easter is on 4/20 this year....

Cheers for the reminder off to go buy enough for four kids they cost a bomb

 

[Markjobs2020]

Just the name “Banjo Blaster” alludes to the fact that you’re going to have some pretty high a** moments.

sounds rude to me haha had another meaning in the UK banjo

 

[closettrapper217]

The peaceblasters are by no means anything besides very high quality cannabis lol. All the phenos tested low to mid 20s back in kc. the phenos i actually got tested anyway.


They dont smack you in the forehead the second you take a rip, nor do they smell like candy or fruit or make you jittery like all the modern sativas in the same THC range, and they taste like cannabis, not fruit or candy.

Most stoners will tell you "exactly what they think" of the weed on flavor and forehead smack alone, and will double down and stick by that opinion because most people think doubling down makes you credible in opinion, when in reality its the willingness to change them when presented with evidence that makers you credible.

getting smacked in the forehead second you hit it and then immediately become tense and easily annoyed, even though you arent high anymore 20 mins later, and smelling and tasting like fruit and candy is was 75% of the market wants. for some reason. beats me, always will.

you will still be getting higher from the peaceblaster by the time your tired eyed and on the foggy come down with these modern high test fruity sativas. regardless how high you were 10 seconds after the hit. The new heads that take one hit and form an opinion 5 seconds later genuinely have no idea what theyre doing, or what truly good weed even is. Most would trade or sell it or even give it away after a single 2 second baby hit didnt make their mouth taste like candy, while claiming it to be dirt when its genuinely better quality cannabis then anything they smoke on. regardless how good their drugs are...

if they grew it, the same stoners would harvest it at 8 weeks instead of 9-12 and just call it crap again i saw that play out repeatedly in KC. Truly, by definition of the word, imbeciles. Out of dozens of phenos popped only 2 have been that fast lol.

A modern high test sativa hybrid very well might be higher quality drugs then the peaceblasters. The peaceblasters are likely higher quality cannabis though... Better quality medicine. there is a big difference imho. And im not trying to be judgmental over pure recreational use or anything, i use cannabis recreationally all the time, im just calling it likes i see's it.

I have a little sister that is 21 I used to run out of state to the dispensary and grab stuff for everyone and every time her decision would literally aggravate me. It’s all about the hype and thc percentage. I’m actually growing some bag seeds right now of baileys liberty haze that she paid $60 an 8th for and had seeds which I find pretty wild lol

So aggravating with the young ones, I thought since I gave her a little game when she was younger she’d have a little old school on her but it’s all tik tok and fuckery going on in there lol

 

[Berniemac]

I have a little sister that is 21 I used to run out of state to the dispensary and grab stuff for everyone and every time her decision would literally aggravate me. It’s all about the hype and thc percentage. I’m actually growing some bag seeds right now of baileys liberty haze that she paid $60 an 8th for and had seeds which I find pretty wild lol

So aggravating with the young ones, I thought since I gave her a little game when she was younger she’d have a little old school on her but it’s all tik tok and fuckery going on in there lol

Can’t be mad at them. Cultural conditioning is real and it’s a m’f…. Easily influences people into believing hype over quality. Once you’ve been in the game long enough you know it’s less about numbers and more about honing in on the medicinal effects of the plant

 

[Berniemac]

The peaceblasters are by no means anything besides very high quality cannabis lol. All the phenos tested low to mid 20s back in kc. the phenos i actually got tested anyway.


They dont smack you in the forehead the second you take a rip, nor do they smell like candy or fruit or make you jittery like all the modern sativas in the same THC range, and they taste like cannabis, not fruit or candy.

Most stoners will tell you "exactly what they think" of the weed on flavor and forehead smack alone, and will double down and stick by that opinion because most people think doubling down makes you credible in opinion, when in reality its the willingness to change them when presented with evidence that makers you credible.

getting smacked in the forehead second you hit it and then immediately become tense and easily annoyed, even though you arent high anymore 20 mins later, and smelling and tasting like fruit and candy is was 75% of the market wants. for some reason. beats me, always will.

you will still be getting higher from the peaceblaster by the time your tired eyed and on the foggy come down with these modern high test fruity sativas. regardless how high you were 10 seconds after the hit. The new heads that take one hit and form an opinion 5 seconds later genuinely have no idea what theyre doing, or what truly good weed even is. Most would trade or sell it or even give it away after a single 2 second baby hit didnt make their mouth taste like candy, while claiming it to be dirt when its genuinely better quality cannabis then anything they smoke on. regardless how good their drugs are...

if they grew it, the same stoners would harvest it at 8 weeks instead of 9-12 and just call it crap again i saw that play out repeatedly in KC. Truly, by definition of the word, imbeciles. Out of dozens of phenos popped only 2 have been that fast lol.

A modern high test sativa hybrid very well might be higher quality drugs then the peaceblasters. The peaceblasters are likely higher quality cannabis though... Better quality medicine. there is a big difference imho. And im not trying to be judgmental over pure recreational use or anything, i use cannabis recreationally all the time, im just calling it likes i see's it.

I didn’t mean it in an offensive way. I’m sure the peace blaster is of very high quality

 

[Markjobs2020]

I have a little sister that is 21 I used to run out of state to the dispensary and grab stuff for everyone and every time her decision would literally aggravate me. It’s all about the hype and thc percentage. I’m actually growing some bag seeds right now of baileys liberty haze that she paid $60 an 8th for and had seeds which I find pretty wild lol

So aggravating with the young ones, I thought since I gave her a little game when she was younger she’d have a little old school on her but it’s all tik tok and fuckery going on in there lol

Tik tok is brain rot

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

Tik tok is brain rot

Fuck, so is TV and 99% of the internet. I promised myself last year that I was going to start living like it's 1984 again. I'm doing it, and it's great.

 

[Greenadian]

Fuck, so is TV and 99% of the internet. I promised myself last year that I was going to start living like it's 1984 again. I'm doing it, and it's great.

So go play outside in the rain until you're soaked right through, 1 teaspoon of chocolate in the hot chocolate to warm up and take turns on the original Nintendo while playing duck hunt on the old 16" black and white T.V

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Really hope I can move this plant successfully this weekend.

I'd be real bummed if I fuck that up lol. Pretty phenomenal plant so far. She got special vibes. (Psychedelic banjo x Columbian)

 

[Greenadian]

Thats an amazing cross bro!! Build a fucking enclosed trailer with leftover plywood and tarps, let a few hockey sticks shoot out the sides and rope dangling down, plants will be concealed all nice!!! BOOM

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Fuck, so is TV and 99% of the internet. I promised myself last year that I was going to start living like it's 1984 again. I'm doing it, and it's great.

Agreed

I don't watch Netflix or TV. Don't even watch movies. Haven't for years.

One of the best moves I've ever made tbh

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

So go play outside in the rain until you're soaked right through, 1 teaspoon of chocolate in the hot chocolate to warm up and take turns on the original Nintendo while playing duck hunt on the old 16" black and white T.V

For me, 1984 was all about riding 3 wheelers and dirt bikes, hunting, sneaking out of the house to go sneak into my GF's house, day dreaming on my back in the sunshine, and listening to music all night.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Whoever this dude is, we need to be friends.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Cheers for the reminder off to go buy enough for four kids they cost a bomb

If you could convince everyone to celebrate a day later everything will be cheaper.

 

[Greenadian]

Thats a great idea. So maybe a little something but attach a gift card and take them the following day.....everything on sale, twice the deal for the kiddos

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I have a little sister that is 21 I used to run out of state to the dispensary and grab stuff for everyone and every time her decision would literally aggravate me. It’s all about the hype and thc percentage. I’m actually growing some bag seeds right now of baileys liberty haze that she paid $60 an 8th for and had seeds which I find pretty wild lol

So aggravating with the young ones, I thought since I gave her a little game when she was younger she’d have a little old school on her but it’s all tik tok and fuckery going on in there lol

It’s not just the youth, my girlfriend is constantly getting pre rolls at the dispo, and she’s always shopped by highest thc. No matter how many times I explain it to her, she doesn’t care. If she was an alcoholic she’d only drink everclear
And of course I try to keep her flush with fresh frosty flower , but those damn pre rolls and the magic numbers written in extra tiny fonts that say >30% thc are all she wants.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Thats an amazing cross bro!! Build a fucking enclosed trailer with leftover plywood and tarps, let a few hockey sticks shoot out the sides and rope dangling down, plants will be concealed all nice!!! BOOM

i slightly overfed her absolutely drenching her before i left to moms for a couple days since shes on an every other day cycle, but other then that perfect so far.

I expected some slightly burned tips on the bigger fans after that one though. She was due a feed, but also needed to make it an extra day before another watering