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[NisterMice]

Bootcamp for lazy growers. We teach you how to wat-HA

 

[Mikedin]

Can confirm clown is good, repeat clown is good


Just busy

 

[closettrapper217]

I’ll find the pic! its amazing. and it was my life for like 2 years, the little F’er wouldn’t stop “making” sauces, brews, potions, and waters of various animals and insects! those days are sadly over, he’s 7 now almost 8. on to the next right? now hes making scrambled eggs for everyone because he likes to cook! : ) melts my heart watching him. hes supervised of course (mom is right there the entire time) but he does everything from taking care of the chickens to collecting eggs and all the way through to a finished scramble : ) now if i could only get him to clean his room!

My sister has chickens and my niece and nephew do the same thing. They are 9 and 6 such a wholesome thing on their little chicken farm tax shelter lmaoooo

 

[Ninjadogma]

Hey Craz.......

It's nice to have a place to dry that is within reason of what we're looking for......you know, humidity and temps.....

But that Ain't the case...

My atmosphere for drying is whatever it is outside in CNY....

Nope....not advisable, but it is what I have and truthfully, I make do....whether more airflow or turn the fan/s off.....

That's it....that is all I have to control my drying area....

I've been around long enough, although not nearly long enough, to know one thing.....

I'll smoke my shitty dried, shitty cured flower over any dispo any day of the week....

Yeah, it turns out pretty good, flavor and taste wise......

I guess my point is, ?, I'm not sure....

But regardless, I believe that you will enjoy your harvest!!!!!

If you're drying outside with crazy fluctuations, you might benefit by doing a different drying technique. You start with a few days of traditional hang dry and then carefully pull all the untrimmed bud chunks off the stem and throw them in hanging paper bags with a fan pointed toward them if there's no breeze. The paper will insulate the inside from the extremes and give you some regulation you wouldn't otherwise get. Works both ways, whether RH is too high or too low.

Some folks will sweat their buds with the bags as a normal step before they go in jars but be forewarned it will rob you of some smell and some trichs are damaged/smeared rubbing up against the paper bag.

 

[closettrapper217]

Can confirm clown is good, repeat clown is good


Just busy

Okay.

Now I can make the joke that the floods are the only thing that will get him a break from watering and he should be on the train wreck lol

 

[Crazyformes]

Hey Craz.......

It's nice to have a place to dry that is within reason of what we're looking for......you know, humidity and temps.....

But that Ain't the case...

My atmosphere for drying is whatever it is outside in CNY....

Nope....not advisable, but it is what I have and truthfully, I make do....whether more airflow or turn the fan/s off.....

That's it....that is all I have to control my drying area....

I've been around long enough, although not nearly long enough, to know one thing.....

I'll smoke my shitty dried, shitty cured flower over any dispo any day of the week....

Yeah, it turns out pretty good, flavor and taste wise......

I guess my point is, ?, I'm not sure....

But regardless, I believe that you will enjoy your harvest!!!!!

I am sure I will enjoy. You know learn the "correct"way.... then do as situation calls for. Ah fu*k I'm out of weed...toss that "fat bastard" in the microwave.
Just trying to get my buds fat and dense....get more than 3/4 ounce per plant.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Bootcamp for lazy growers. We teach you how to wat-HA

Worst way to hold and carry a bucket of water but best way to get a good workout carrying it. Reminds me of an old sucky bodybuilding workout we used to do that we called "Hitlers." At least it's working the same shoulder muscles.

 

[Bilber]

I am sure I will enjoy. You know learn the "correct"way.... then do as situation calls for. Ah fu*k I'm out of weed...toss that "fat bastard" in the microwave.
Just trying to get my buds fat and dense....get more than 3/4 ounce per plant.

Struggles are real....

The most important thing about growing I've learned....

Never!! Ever!! Ne-Ever be defeated!!!!!

This fuckin "weed" will grow!!! With a lil tender touch, right after viciously bending and torturing the victim, they will thrive....

 

[BearWater]

My sister has chickens and my niece and nephew do the same thing. They are 9 and 6 such a wholesome thing on their little chicken farm tax shelter lmaoooo

love too hear this! I think it’s awesome kids grow their own food or livestock! Or at the least know where that shit comes from! and not “just the store” : )

 

[Crazyformes]

Struggles are real....

The most important thing about growing I've learned....

Never!! Ever!! Ne-Ever be defeated!!!!!

This fuckin "weed" will grow!!! With a lil tender touch, right after viciously bending and torturing the victim, they will thrive....

Good sh*t....I've been pretty successful....hell it's a fricking weed..

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I've got a nice lemon tree in the yard that my son grew from a store lemon back when he was in the 5th grade. It's going to be hard whenever we eventually sell the place and I have to leave that lemon tree behind.

Not if you take a cutting.

 

[BearWater]

Idk if I post this here or not but I was listening to a podcast the other day and dj short was saying that’s what you have to do put the seed in your mouth to make it interact with your dna. Had me cracking up all the way to the seed stash to try it out lol

Ok that makes more sense! I only caught the tail end of that convo : ) hmmm… sounds pretty interesting

Ill stick to my “bear water” technique

 

[Crazyformes]

I am sure I will enjoy. You know learn the "correct"way.... then do as situation calls for. Ah fu*k I'm out of weed...toss that "fat bastard" in the microwave.
Just trying to get my buds fat and dense....get more than 3/4 ounce per plant.

I did it...yippeee. Over 3/4 of an ounce. Of course the ever so popular Columbian Gold"

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Ok that makes more sense! I only caught the tail end of that convo : ) hmmm… sounds pretty interesting

Ill stick to my “bear water” technique

Tears of Joy

 

[Florida_Mike]

I did it...yippeee. Over 3/4 of an ounce. Of course the ever so popular Columbian Gold"

You'll get better every grow & be turning 1/4 & 1/2lbs before you know it. Just keep reading these forums

 

[Crazyformes]

You'll get better every grow & be turning 1/4 & 1/2lbs before you know it. Just keep reading these forums

I find them very informative and sometimes down right funny. There,are some characters amongst us.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Today's wake up beauty shots... hot all nude female!
The clipped one is getting canopy management tonight lol, the natural is getting 1 more support (the two tall supports removed for pic). Last pic 24 hours ago lol. BOY do they pop!

 

[Tyrant]

She's ready to flower hahaha

 

[Mikedin]

Cleanin up the big tents and gettin ready for some cover crop

 

[imgrowing]

girls were not happy with me when i got home but fed them and all good now.
made this just after feeding so no comments on dry plants.
was bored also so made this