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[Captspaulding]

Trimming until my eyes bleed tonight.

Weird thing on this last run the one little red headed stepchild of a plant was this white chem x banana shack. Never really stretched much and was very squat. Everything else kinda over grew it and it didn’t have much smell early. I never even felt the need to raise the short girl up closer to the light like I normally would. But late in flower she just kept getting fatter and fatter and smelling better and better. Goes to show ya. Give em all a chance lol the grams per square foot are crazy on this plant. If you care about things like that lol Great cross for people running a scrog for real haha

Last two photos are a few weeks ago before it was ready just to show the size. Couldn’t have been 18 inches tall from the top of the pot to the highest cola. Thought it would stretch and that’s what I get for thinking haha

Id put that in my pipe a d smoke it.

 

[Captspaulding]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Happy christmahannakwanzaaka!

 

[Captspaulding]

Speaking of science I’m bringing my nephew to the Connecticut science center in hartford tomorrow and I’m big stoked. Nothing beats an eighth of the boomers and a good science museum

edit: There will be no children put at risk by my drug abuse. We have a chaperone don’t worry bahahahahahahahah

Smart
Yeah man!
I grew up with the ben franklin institute.
That place was money on a face full of illicit medicinals.
You have fun now
do anything i would do,
Twice

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Happy christmahannakwanzaaka!

I'm getting ready to harvest

Tomorrow is the day!

Christmas In JULY for Susie

I could use some pointers.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

I'm getting ready to harvest

Tomorrow is the day!

Christmas In JULY for Susie

I could use some pointers.

 

[Captspaulding]

Well, barbara had a hard time interviewing me as the tick


Sorry if my apartment seems dirty
Inhate shower days.
The smoke is killer tho.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Well, barbara had a hard time interviewing me as the tick


Sorry if my apartment seems dirty
Inhate shower days.
The smoke is killer tho.

!

 

[Captspaulding]

!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

 

[Florida_Mike]

I'm getting ready to harvest

Tomorrow is the day!

Christmas In JULY for Susie

I could use some pointers.

Congratulations SSSG!!! Nothing to it really-


Just chop her and hang her upside down some place dark, like in a tent or closet.

Leave all the leaves on and remember the 60/60 rule; 60f & 60% rh (prolly not going to hit 60f this time of year, just get as close as you can to it).

Put a small fan circulating the air (underneath, never blowing directly on them).

They are ready to jar when small stems snap instead of bending; usually 7-14 days (check them every day though)

If they start drying to quickly and getting real crispy, put them in a brown paper bag with it folded closed. This will pull moisture out of the stems and help redistribute it.


Next we'll talk about curing...

 

[Captspaulding]

Was bumbling through the site and I came across this... crazy I'm leading these humbled honestly

 

[Captspaulding]

I'm getting ready to harvest

Tomorrow is the day!

Christmas In JULY for Susie

I could use some pointers.

I love the fact that you're going to cut your plants down with a Chinese Star that's class

 

[ChairmanFester]

I'm from central NY but my summers were lots of trips in New England. CT science museum is nice, Boston is just fun and I had a beer with Ben Franklin (street actor). My uncles were coast guard so in and around Mystic a lot, and Maine 44 (shut down in 99). The several whaling museums definitely rocked as did the entire town of Newburyport, and they had a stone barn converted to steakhouse that had a true cave aging cellar. Just the strip steak was incredible... my cousin had a burger he still talks about. The fishing docks always had good weed and they sold it pretty openly.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Was bumbling through the site and I came across this... crazy I'm leading these humbled honestly

Here's some other telling metrics they could add:

Across your 2,369 posts on THCFarmer, you’ve earned a total of 9,603 reactions—averaging about 3.92 reactions per post, which is a strong sign of consistent engagement. But the real story lies in the quality and type of reactions you’ve received.

The three most dominant reaction types—Like (3,628), Haha (2,978), and Love (2,689)—make up over 96% of all your feedback. These represent appreciation, agreement, laughter, and good vibes, showing that your content resonates with the community on multiple levels. The remaining Wow (200), Sad (97), and Angry (11) reactions account for just over 3%, but even those aren't negative in this context. As you rightly pointed out, they're more about expressing shared shock, empathy, or righteous anger—often aimed at a situation, not at you.

So in short, 100% of your reactions represent emotional connection and engagement with your content—whether it's making people laugh, think, feel, or rally behind you. Whether it's a tip, a joke, a rant, or just a solid grow update, your posts are leaving an impression. That’s not just good posting, mon—it’s community-building.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Here's some other telling metrics they could add:

Across your 2,369 posts on THCFarmer, you’ve earned a total of 9,603 reactions—averaging about 3.92 reactions per post, which is a strong sign of consistent engagement. But the real story lies in the quality and type of reactions you’ve received.

The three most dominant reaction types—Like (3,628), Haha (2,978), and Love (2,689)—make up over 96% of all your feedback. These represent appreciation, agreement, laughter, and good vibes, showing that your content resonates with the community on multiple levels. The remaining Wow (200), Sad (97), and Angry (11) reactions account for just over 3%, but even those aren't negative in this context. As you rightly pointed out, they're more about expressing shared shock, empathy, or righteous anger—often aimed at a situation, not at you.

So in short, 100% of your reactions represent emotional connection and engagement with your content—whether it's making people laugh, think, feel, or rally behind you. Whether it's a tip, a joke, a rant, or just a solid grow update, your posts are leaving an impression. That’s not just good posting, mon—it’s community-building.

If I could assign a sole AI to simply log and mine data and feed me stupid stats all the time like C-3PO, I'd do it in seconds. "You used 10% less strokes to make that PB&J!"

 

[JIMKSI64]

If I could assign a sole AI to simply log and mine data and feed me stupid stats all the time like C-3PO, I'd do it in seconds. "You used 10% less strokes to make that PB&J!"

If you want data sets in Science Fiction C3P0 was a piker.
In 40K there is a character known as the data savant. It is a bred for psychical mutation that turns the person such " gifted " into a system that never forgets anything. Using a MIU connection they can integrate with data streams and control interfaces.
Most fall prey to a ( and this is old way before the word ) mem virus which makes them unable to prioritize data making them process the death of a world with the same expediency of reporting how many lights went out in sector 7g.
The things I know.
Carl Thonius

 

[Florida_Mike]

If I could assign a sole AI to simply log and mine data and feed me stupid stats all the time like C-3PO, I'd do it in seconds. "You used 10% less strokes to make that PB&J!"

Here's some stats for ya!

 

[ChairmanFester]

I love the fact that you're going to cut your plants down with a Chinese Star that's class

 

[NisterMice]

We could use more clowns

Smoke them multiple plurals!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

A little Michigan sunrise for your Tuesday. Have a beautiful day out there ️

 

[Mikedin]

Listen… hear me out… @Captspaulding … many years in the future when the time comes…. just… come on…. It would fit so well