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[Ninjadogma]

Solo Cup Christmas Tree Grow 2025

Talking about Christmas in July? Yup, as we'll be starting this crazy grow end of next month so now's the time to start talking about it, planning and getting ready. Who wants to grow a Christmas Tree Cannabis plant this year in a Solo cup? Who thinks they can do it? Let's see. Start date...

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everyone should have room for a solo cup or three

I finally got 7 good seedlings
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GDP x Mother's Milk

& a Gelato clone
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Fun stuff, any size. They've got the 2 oz shot glass and up

I've got three monster crop clones sitting in little quart size pots filled half way with dirt that I'm running as the Paralympics version of the Solo Cup Challenge. I think we should give honorable mention to the ugliest plant too.

 

[cannafarmer420]

What’s up homies!

Just ordered a new bag of
dominion blend soil
1 cu ft of build a flower
10lb craft blend

Time to set these pots up for real

Living soil always looks so healthy

 

[ChairmanFester]

I'm northern irish up through scandinavia down to ukraine, all one people. The supremacists would probably elect me to something if I didn't despise them. Downside is my sperm is also this way and any chance of children is hen's teeth rare. Mine is "adopted" through fiction, her mom and I declared me as father. It's almost a wash because my Suzanne was also irish and polish however an italian snuck in there somehow. Filthy olive oil bastard romantics!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I'm northern irish up through scandinavia down to ukraine, all one people. The supremacists would probably elect me to something if I didn't despise them. Downside is my sperm is also this way and any chance of children is hen's teeth rare. Mine is "adopted" through fiction, her mom and I declared me as father. It's almost a wash because my Suzanne was also irish and polish however an italian snuck in there somehow. Filthy olive oil bastard romantics!

I’ve got strong mutt genes, being of Irish, French, Scottish, Portuguese, Canadian and Mi’Kmaq Indian decent. But everyone always asks if I’m Italian?!?!

 

[ChairmanFester]

I’ve got strong mutt genes, being of Irish, French, Scottish, Portuguese, Canadian and Mi’Kmaq Indian decent. But everyone always asks if I’m Italian?!?!

Perhaps you cook marvelously and weave romantics among the many women in your life? Are you a swarthy medditerre looking hunk of Gouda?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Perhaps you cook marvelously and weave romantics among the many women in your life? Are you a swarthy medditerre looking hunk of Gouda?

My girlfriend certainly thinks that I’m quite cheesy, and will tell anyone that I’m a great cook, but there hasn’t been many women and most would describe me as a beard with a gut.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

My girlfriend certainly thinks that I’m quite cheesy, and will tell anyone that I’m a great cook, but there hasn’t been many women and most would describe me as a beard with a gut.

But I’m willing to add one more nationality to my roster if it helps me get Columbus Day off. No one except college tuition officials believes that I have one percent native American blood , and I think it’s kinda insensitive to have Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day fall on the same day. Why not do us all a favor and give the Indigenous people the first Friday and the Italian people the second Monday of October and then we all get a four day weekend.

 

[ChairmanFester]

But I’m willing to add one more nationality to my roster if it helps me get Columbus Day off. No one except college tuition officials believes that I have one percent native American blood , and I think it’s kinda insensitive to have Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day fall on the same day. Why not do us all a favor and give the Indigenous people the first Friday and the Italian people the second Monday of October and then we all get a four day weekend.

Au contraire... the "new world" was a plague devastated copper age Fallout, full of warring "mad max missouri" tribes and shattered cultures. Euros did many improvements.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Au contraire... the "new world" was a plague devastated copper age Fallout, full of warring "mad max missouri" tribes and shattered cultures. Euros did many improvements.

Yes but, FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Yes but, FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!

I cannot oppose this, your signature reforms.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Also I am going to watch all of Dawson's Creek and then I will know the female mind.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Also I am going to watch all of Dawson's Creek and then I will know the female mind.

 

[ChairmanFester]

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You mock me but I am in suspense as to if Joey and Dawson can be 15 and platonic, and if the teacher and Dawson's best friend might get inappropriate. I'm not worried about the new girl though she's not as hot as Joey.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

You mock me but I am in suspense as to if Joey and Dawson can be 15 and platonic, and if the teacher and Dawson's best friend might get inappropriate. I'm not worried about the new girl though she's not as hot as Joey.

Spoiler alert, Katie Holmes grows up to be abducted by a Scientologist and is never seen again.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Spoiler alert, Katie Holmes grows up to be abducted by a Scientologist and is never seen again.

Shit. I wonder which contemporary star of roughly her age and era she would most appropriately end up with?
For now... well, I cannot believe she's stepping aside for Jenn. Her and Dawson working on a future is being seriously delayed. At some point they are going to have to start IRAs together.
But the friend and the teacher, I can see that going off like a rocket. I wonder if she does anal?

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[Greenadian]

Shit. I wonder which contemporary star of roughly her age and era she would most appropriately end up with?
For now... well, I cannot believe she's stepping aside for Jenn. Her and Dawson working on a future is being seriously delayed. At some point they are going to have to start IRAs together.
But the friend and the teacher, I can see that going off like a rocket. I wonder if she does anal?

Sounds as though you have already watched all the seasons......twice!!!

 

[Florida_Mike]

The Buck stops where?

 

[ChairmanFester]

No, the streaming corporation Disney has released this vintage weekly series film. I recall all the girls my age loved it and so it must therefore represent the eternal teenage mind.
Joey is showing a little bitch, and good for her! Dawson is a fuckwit. His friend pulled a smooth move and got the hot teacher's boyfriend punched in his stupid face. Dickhead.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I think you underestimate my plans.
Since I cannot steal all the photons, I will seduce all the other grower's women using the things learned from this Dawson and his Creek. They will become sad, and have no will to grow so I can have the photons uncontested.