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[ChairmanFester]

Carly got clawing on two branches not close to each other so a little nitrogen from H&G goes in the next watering. All is generally well in early flower.

 

[Crazyformes]

Either I’m dead inside or that shit was wack would not recommend 0/10 lol

Anyway I had to tell @TheGoldenRoad and @BearWater my first two sfv og I flipped were females and the golden road I’m pretty sure got four males. Fuckin wild ratios haha

Be careful....they may hermaphrodite...

 

[ChairmanFester]

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[ChairmanFester]

 

[ChairmanFester]

It's... beautiful...

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be South Korea
need nukes but don’t want to reinvent uranium wheel
buddy up with Westinghouse, license some blueprints
get APR-1400, basically AP1000’s Korean cousin with a Hyundai badge
”thanks bro, we’ll just use this responsibly, promise”

fast forward a decade
Barakah deal in UAE, billions of dollars, prestige, the whole nine yards
Westinghouse watching like a jealous ex
“those lines look awfully familiar…”

SK: lol nah bro it’s totally original, look, the paint’s a different shade
start shopping the design around like it’s Black Friday at the reactor mall
Poland, Czechia, even Saudi
everyone’s invited, commies too if they bring cash

Westinghouse lawyers.exe double-click
file lawsuits, wave IP flag harder than Old Glory
SK shrugs, pockets still bulging with petro-dollars

Korea basically k-pop remixed the AP1000 and sold the bootleg CD to half the world, Westinghouse still malding

 

[closettrapper217]

Be careful....they may hermaphrodite...

Nooooooo

 

[NisterMice]

I’ve got strong mutt genes, being of Irish, French, Scottish, Portuguese, Canadian and Mi’Kmaq Indian decent. But everyone always asks if I’m Italian?!?!

LOL we are like a band of gypsies on here, I love it!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[ChairmanFester]

LAND YACHT AHOY!!!!!!!!!

 

[NisterMice]

Nooooooo

No worries, won't happen on my watch. I'm a good spotter. Just keep them bud shots coming

Recently I spotted this little "shice-drag" on my Seriosa:

Turned out to be a false alarm though, was only a new leave.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Boys, I got it. When the Head Clown in Charge comes back, you all refer to me as "mein Fuhrer". No explanations beyond, "well what else do you call him silly?"
Change nothing else. Act calm. Add one variable to the experiment.

 

[NisterMice]

They are picking up good.
Except for the 2 circled.
They will be culled if they
can't keep up

Picking up steam! I think they will turn out good and the circled ones could still make it

I usually pull all the weeklings through, and in the end the fuck me up just as good as the quicker/healthier plants.

So far I was lucky that I never got a true cripple plant (the ones that come out without leaves, weird mutations etc). Only slower ones at times.

 

[NisterMice]

Boys, I got it. When the Head Clown in Charge comes back, you all refer to me as "mein Fuhrer". No explanations beyond, "well what else do you call him silly?"
Change nothing else. Act calm. Add one variable to the experiment.

Nice try tempting me... Mein Führer


p.s. Der Führer war ein armes Schwein, er hatte keinen Führerschein. (The Führer was a poor swine, he had no drivers license). Ancient German joke from ca. 1950s

 

[ChairmanFester]

You know, a title. Something, one has to have a title to convey the role dealt to me by fate. Handed down by Alexander, Julius, by the volk themselves! WHEN THE POLISH ATTACK FROM THEIR COWARD RADIO STATIONS! WIE BOTEN BOMBA SIE BOMBA! IT IS 9:04 AND CHAIRMAN IS RETURNING FIRE!!!
[pant]
Anyway... no sprout yet but day 2 after a soak and tuck into a plain soil pocket in the main grow pot. I get like 3-4 days usually before one comes up and stubborns are 6 at most.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Nice try tempting me... Mein Führer


p.s. Der Führer war ein armes Schwein, er hatte keinen Führerschein. (The Führer was a poor swine, he had no drivers license). Ancient German joke from ca. 1950s

Isn't that strange for an age that fucking loved the automobile?

 

[imgrowing]

another animal handler has been killed by a lion, i believe another was killed by a elephant lately also.
good for the animals i say, penning up a lion or elephant or any other animal in a tiny enclosure for human enjoyment is bullshit.
imagine yourself being taken from your family and being put in a cage for people to stare at.
and no, i'm not some,,,,, (trying to think of a term that won't get me in shit but also says i'm not a nutball)
fill in whatever term you want to call me

 

[JIMKSI64]

4th apple fritter. Best one so far.

 

[ChairmanFester]

another animal handler has been killed by a lion, i believe another was killed by a elephant lately also.
good for the animals i say, penning up a lion or elephant or any other animal in a tiny enclosure for human enjoyment is bullshit.
imagine yourself being taken from your family and being put in a cage for people to stare at.
and no, i'm not some,,,,, (trying to think of a term that won't get me in shit but also says i'm not a nutball)
fill in whatever term you want to call me

I would get it if there was like one lion on tour for the world to check out, to benefit the species. The Zoo model is only good for Jurassic Park games.

 

[imgrowing]

You know, a title. Something, one has to have a title to convey the role dealt to me by fate. Handed down by Alexander, Julius, by the volk themselves! WHEN THE POLISH ATTACK FROM THEIR COWARD RADIO STATIONS! WIE BOTEN BOMBA SIE BOMBA! IT IS 9:04 AND CHAIRMAN IS RETURNING FIRE!!!
[pant]
Anyway... no sprout yet but day 2 after a soak and tuck into a plain soil pocket in the main grow pot. I get like 3-4 days usually before one comes up and stubborns are 6 at most.

i won't go back and read several pages, so what the fuck are you yapping about?

 

[ChairmanFester]

i won't go back and read several pages, so what the fuck are you yapping about?

Sometimes it's just jokes and crap.