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[Helplogin]

I got an old buddy I don't know what kind of gaydar signal he sends out but he always gets hit on. I even have gay friends who have been like soooo Ninja... what's the story with your friend... well he is a Ward Cleaver with a serious case of homophia since you asked

Gotta share this story. Buddy and I headed over to Malibu Seafood on PCH and as we were walking back to my car we walked past a couple gorgeous young ladies sitting in a convertible parked right behind me. We all smile as we pass... Then when we got to my car, instead of just clicking the remote I went to the passenger side and opened the door for him, he got in and it wasn't until then he caught on and he yells out right before I slammed the door on him, "You DICK!"

I don’t act flamboyant or dress flamboyant. I am rather rough on the edges and pretty much speak like I do on this site. It’s fucking weird. At my former work this gay dude was stalking me. Followed me when I went to the bathroom, break, lunch. Then my coworker left the company he decided to use her desk which was directly in front of me and stare at me. I complained about it my manager didn’t do anything. Eventually another supervisor from another team made him move to his own desk. If this happened to any female by a male they would have been fired for sexual harassment. They just let it go on. HR never even responded to my complaints.

The joke on your friend is hilarious. I would have yelled something to the ladies in a lispy voice sorry he’s taken after honking the horn

 

[Ninjadogma]

Thought I would circle back and do some feedback after trying some of that kratom tea last night.



As far as taste goes, this had to have been blended with tea because it had a taste like a super strong cup of Earl Grey. Wasn't bad really... especially with a little honey.

I would imagine there is some health benefit to your body expelling that amount of sweat in such a short span of time but not really my cup of tea. Wait, that's funny.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I don’t act flamboyant or dress flamboyant. I am rather rough on the edges and pretty much speak like I do on this site. It’s fucking weird. At my former work this gay dude was stalking me. Followed me when I went to the bathroom, break, lunch. Then my coworker left the company he decided to use her desk which was directly in front of me and stare at me. I complained about it my manager didn’t do anything. Eventually another supervisor from another team made him move to his own desk. If this happened to any female by a male they would have been fired for sexual harassment. They just let it go on. HR never even responded to my complaints.

The joke on your friend is hilarious. I would have yelled something to the ladies in a lispy voice sorry he’s taken after honking the horn

It is not about outward appearance I'll tell you that. I've gone out for the night wearing things best described as a whorish-disaster on a woman much less a man, gay people react like they just noticed a little red aiming laser on their chest lol. I even hit on one for fun and that dude turned monochrome white and left. It's just this weird thing like a tiny minority of people somehow see me as the antichrist before I get to say anything.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Thought I would circle back and do some feedback after trying some of that kratom tea last night.



I would imagine there is some health benefit to your body expelling that amount of sweat in such a short span of time, but not my cup of tea. Wait, that's funny.

When I was a kid playing hockey the out of town tournament motels and hotels had to have a pool or the team wasn't staying. Then we'd swim for a while and dare each other to belly flop in a snowbank. None of us had any idea you're basically tempting massive heart attacks lol. We used the sweat rooms in the morning before a shower but they were out of style and there was only a few of them. I'm not sure they ever did anything.

 

[Ninjadogma]

When I was a kid playing hockey the out of town tournament motels and hotels had to had a pool or the team wasn't staying. Then we'd swim for a while and dare each other to belly flop in a snowbank. None of us had any idea you're basically tempting massive heart attacks lol. We used the sweat rooms in the morning before a shower but they were out of style and there was only a few of them. I'm not sure they ever did anything.

I felt a weird sensation like my sweat glands were being physically squeezed through a juicer. Or if you can imagine a capsaisin oil reaction, except sweat instead of mucus.

My smartass wife in the next room heard me crank the fan on high and texted me a version of this meme.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I felt a weird sensation like my sweat glands were being physically squeezed through a juicer. Or if you can imagine a capsaisin oil reaction, except sweat instead of mucus.

My smartass wife in the next room heard me crank the fan on high and texted me a version of this meme.

Not sure how many of you fellas realize this but a pretty high percentage of men will get hot flashes or " power surge " later in life.

The first time this happened I almost called 911. Turning a deep red and feeling like the blood is not leaving your skull. Pressure behind the eyes and your eyes bug out. Flush of heat and sometimes BO gets all chemically as the body tries to flush the hormones.
Worked next to a guy for 4 years and when A customer would ask me about it he would always break in with.
" Red and purple are ok. He turns white we call 911"

 

[ChairmanFester]

What a food truck this would make...

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[ChairmanFester]

Hey Test is still pluggin along. We'll have some lab numbers in 3 weeks now, financial and I get that I'm poor too.
As therapy for over lighting he's gonna run 15w of light for a while.
Um you know I just love growing and growers and this will be data sets for the data lake which is always something.
You guys remember that Monty Python song, the crucified guys sang it in Life of Brian?

 

[Greenadian]

Are you talking about @testime?

 

[closettrapper217]

Koi pond banner still alive through multiple frosts. Hasn’t missed a step

 

[JIMKSI64]

Koi pond banner still alive through multiple frosts. Hasn’t missed a step

My pond is like 420 ppm. The pond sludge is 100000009990 ppm of ag waste for 100 years. Perhaps some fish poop too.
Security of the grow 90 feet from the shore would be assured. Solar panel and water pump......

 

[ChairmanFester]

Are you talking about @testime?

Yeah I didn't tag because he only really posts in his thread.

 

[ChairmanFester]

My pond is like 420 ppm. The pond sludge is 100000009990 ppm of ag waste for 100 years. Perhaps some fish poop too.
Security of the grow 90 feet from the shore would be assured. Solar panel and water pump......

being on water always comes with fun situations lol, but sounds like the beginnings of a project.

 

[closettrapper217]

Don’t buy a cheap tent. You’ll just have to spend $45 for extra bars so it doesn’t suck in every wall six inches when the exhaust is on.

Follow me for more ways to buy twice cry twice.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Not sure how many of you fellas realize this but a pretty high percentage of men will get hot flashes or " power surge " later in life.

The first time this happened I almost called 911. Turning a deep red and feeling like the blood is not leaving your skull. Pressure behind the eyes and your eyes bug out. Flush of heat and sometimes BO gets all chemically as the body tries to flush the hormones.
Worked next to a guy for 4 years and when A customer would ask me about it he would always break in with.
" Red and purple are ok. He turns white we call 911"

I used to get hot flashes for good reason. I still do. Niacin or nicotine rushes on occasion. My weed is also strong enough that I experience the occasional green-out. But new to the party are hot flashes at random times sometimes in the middle of the night for no other reason than my body saying fuck you. So ladies, I assure you that you don't have the monopoly on this one.

 

[Ninjadogma]

I used to get hot flashes for good reason. I still do. Niacin or nicotine rushes on occasion. My weed is also strong enough that I experience the occasional green-out. But new to the party are hot flashes at random times sometimes in the middle of the night for no other reason than my body saying fuck you. So ladies, I assure you that you don't have the monopoly on this one.

Since it's October I will go ahead and add to this... You ladies also don't have the market entirely cornered on breast cancer either. I had a scare, found a sensitive lump developing behind my right nipple so on one of my doctor visits I mentioned it. Well she felt me up and got this concerning look on her face and said I'm going to go ahead and order a mammogram because I want to get a good look at this. So I was bitching about being a dude getting a mammogram (a manogram!) and one of the male nurses helping me said yeah it sucks but imagine being that one dude who died of breast cancer. Okay, touche dude. It turned out to be a normal case of gynocomastia where a dude starts growing breast tissue and a couple of the med techs asked me if I happened to smoke pot. We'll that's a pretty random question... Yeah I do, why? Because studies have shown cannabis use in men can lead to gynocomastia. It also happens if you allow yourself to balloon up to an 280 lb whale and drink like a fish.

So with this being Susan Komen month and all, I'd doesn't matter what equipment you are sporting between your legs, if you feel a lump you go and get it checked out!

 

[Greenadian]

Yeah I didn't tag because he only really posts in his thread.

Dont think that dude is around anymore

I didnt see anything special with what he was doing. When I think of experiment the 1st thing I think of is 'controlled'.
Im not the smartest dud around...... @ChairmanFester you're far more intelligent than myself and have a tough time understanding what you're talking about......dont have the same knowledge

That dudes grow area was a shit show, unclean, scattered, electrically a disaster, growing a 6 month plant that looked like a fucking zombie, and brown shit falling off into a dirty ass bucket is NOT a breakthrough in my cannabis world

 

[ChairmanFester]

Dont think that dude is around anymore

He's doin his thing. I just left it at test are the inarguable data, so until we see the method produce the result, we wait without conclusions.
Who knows, maybe we're all idiots. I never rule out being an idiot.
I can't say I love the method but data is data and even lacking a control is a serious issue if you don't factor that in, but again the info is a known quantity and so are the conditions. I'll allow that a very up front issue is that it's "offensive" in people reacting to it and that's never a good sign, if I saw such a plant in the woods I would assume it was full of problems and move on; animal level reaction.
But whatcha gonna do if a legit test comes back without bacteria and some retarded high 50% THC content lol?

 

[Ninjadogma]

I guess this is more or less the middle of week 11 or so. One thing I didn't account for is the lower DLI inside the screenhouse. They're taking longer to finish.... But they also look a lot less ravaged than they normally do this far along in the So Cal heat fighting daily battles against mites. The two I had out under direct sun finished almost two weeks ago. Nothing to be excited over anyways, the 6 or so finishing are all seed bombs. I've got another 6 or so nice seedless ones in there behind them that should finish right before Christmas and they're already growing sexy hairy legs.