Workplace Pranks Post Em Here

I used to work in a restaurant. One of the cooks used to use the saran wrap and wrap the toilet bowl, under the seat. Shit was so tight, you couldn't see it was wrapped. Got the owner of the restaurant before. He screamed in Greek very loudly. Was funny as shit. Came out with wet pant legs.

Photo copied my ass in color left it on dickhead managers desk

Way back in the day..
Got a couple.
Was working at Lucky stores as a bagger. this was 42 years ago....
Every night we would have a few beers in parking lot.
The security guard ratted us out and we were told knock it off.
So my friend, still to this day, Billy big heat took a shit in some paper towels, wrapped it up and put it in the guards jacket pocket hanging in the lunch room.
We told him there was someone drinking in the parking lot better go check. He grabed his jacket, stuck his hand in packet and replied" What the fuck is this shit?/ It's all warm.. We started to back off. He removed it smelled it and attempted to throw it at us but the paper towel became un ravled and the shit went all over him..
We ran like hell......
Another time at United airline as an airplane cleaner someone kept stealing/tampering with my lunch.
So in retaliation I put a raw whole chicken in a storage locker in the supply room.
I hid it deep behind rags and mop heads in a locker with a padlock on it..
I wrote on wall OH OH OH!!!CHIKINLOC!!! with the date of deposit.
I waited and waited but no malodor for at least 3 weeks...
Went on vacation and that chicken turned so rank folks were heaving in an attempt to get supplies to stock the airplanes..
They finally in an attempt to rid the malodor fumigated the building which seemed to work for a bit, but it retuned stronger than ever.
finally Ramon, A Puerto rician
Fella went and got the bolt cutters and cut the lock, pulled out the rags and mops, threw up couple of times before stabbing the carcass with a stick and running to the dumpster cursing the Chickenman in Spanish, who was still on vacation but they knew exactly who did it but could not prove in a court of law....
Got some more will post.....

Another time hid pig ears...
Hawaiian fella named Tony said in his Hawaiian accent said ..
You mudda pucker you, I know you hid dem pig ear in ceiling.
You crazy!!!!

That's funny shit chicken man. Stop I can't stop laughing. One time we we're roofing a commercial Safeway freezer. It was a long ways to the portapotty. I couldn't make it. grabbed a mastic bucket shit in it wiped my ass with my sleeves and put the lid back on stashed it and forgot about it. Next rain day the superintendent with Bough construction went to fix a roof leak, out of all the buckets on the damn roof grabbed that one. Opened it up threw up several times called the shop and went ballistic on my boss. It was great.

Alright I'm liking where this went anyone have some pics of any workplace pranks or even better workplace pranks gone wrong

Another time we really got up to no good..
We were on swing shift cleaning planes.
Another United Airline story. We were cleaning planes and got bored so...
Around 4pm we stole a cabin service van that A fella named ED was the crew lead.
30 plus years never a sick day or any misconduct.
We took off and robbed an airplane of the liquor for the start of our daily cocktail hour, that most days lasted all shift, open bar..
We took a ride down to the hanger about 2 miles away from terminal, had a few cocktails smoked a jay.
On our way back My friend Frank ran thru a barricade and drove over a mile thru concrete that has not fully set...Caused several thousands dollars damage
We returned the van just in time for him to load the crew and go clean planes..
He dropped everyone off and was doing a plane by himself on gate B 20
Frank and I were servicing the lavatory from the ground. 3 Denver cops cars came driving up and parked behind EDs van on the tarmac.
They came running over and asked us who drove that van up to the plane.. At that moment ED came down the air stairs, that guy right there officer..
The cops ran over and attempted to place him under arrest...
His arm was gimped and they could not cuff him..
Supervisors showed up and dis ffused the situation with the cops but it still required an investigation and ED being held out of service pending outcome..3 days once cleared he was fully paid.
I made a statement that at that time I was sitting right nest to ED who was eating his jello fruit cocktail cup like he has for the last 5 years that I have had the honor of working with such an outstanding employee and It just could not have been him..

Screenshot the desktop, set it as the backdrop, watch as your coworkers can't click buttons.

We used to fart in the boss' chair, then get up. The smell would be trapped by the seat cushion, so when boss man sat down he got his crop dust. Better than a buttercup.

One more..
One time I was really drunk and at around 3 am so they say, phoned into the employees vacation request line..Don't even remember doing this...
They had a recording as to your request for days off.
The office received a tape message apparently from ED that went like this..
My name is ED my employee ID number is none of your fucking business and I am taking the next 2 days off and if you don't like it fuck you fuck you fuck you.....
On EDs next day at work They called my friend Dave the union rep to grab ED and meet in the investigation room. he is under an investigation
WTF?? everyone wondered how could this be??? ED no way..
3 supervisors and Dave sat ED down and they played the tape..
ED became so enraged he threatened to quit his job right there find me and kill me..
He was so steamed they sent him home paid for couple days to cool off while the investigated further Dave came and got me and said the supes were laughing asses off and knew it was me but there was no way to prove without voice analysis which they made me speak the exact words into recorder for analyze but not enough for solid proof.
ED came back and was till steamed saying he was going to sue me for defamation..
He retired and I found him and asked for forgiveness for the shit I did to him and he said it was alright gave me shit as well but not as bad.. He died a few years later...t boy could we get his blood to boil,,

I stole my supervisors expensive sunglasses. I took pictures of his glasses on my penis. I returned the glasses anonymously during a Christmas exchange party. After he made a great spectacle of getting his designer glasses back, I left a picture of my dick wearing his glasses on the supervisors bulletin board.

BudBogart said:

I stole my supervisors expensive sunglasses. I took pictures of his glasses on my penis. I returned the glasses anonymously during a Christmas exchange party. After he made a great spectacle of getting his designer glasses back, I left a picture of my dick wearing his glasses on the supervisors bulletin board.

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Best one yet!!!!!

Another time new supervisor Milt became in charge.
I Was a parts cleaner in plane overhaul. San Fran..
Major job, plane in hanger for at least a month for complete overhaul.
was a DC 8 the bottom of the fuselage we place several buckets on the ground with solvent and skydrol the hydraulic fluid that ran the flaps..
We got Milt and asked him to check out the buffing we did on the bottom there Milt.
While he was looking up he stepped in one bucket then the other..
He was wearing a new suit with dress shoes and both shoes were wedged in the bucket and he was stomping around trying to get feet out of buckets, the more he tried the more he got stuck, we were rolling on hanger floor laughing..
Both shoes and his slacks were ruined and the skydrol fluid burns and itches like the dickens, no harm to his feet but the shoes and slacks ruined.
Poor milt....

we went thru supes like toilet paper..
Sam was a backstabbing jerk
They made him a temp supe..
He was so happy to ride around on a special Supervisors bike, a Schwinn typhoon..
Over thanksgiving 4 day break we put his bike in the acid clean and strip tank. by Monday there was little left it melted it up pretty well..
He was very upset, why would anyone do this?
So he went out and bought a brand new one with the tassels on the handgrips.
I stole it in less than 2 shifts and hid it in the hanger door bay area..
A few days later when they went to open the hanger doors they got jammed up and they discovered Sam's new bike all mangled up.
He cried and quit the temp. position..
Poor Sam...

Jeez chicken man your ruthless

REDiJEDi160 said:

Jeez chicken man your ruthless

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Ohh yaa, but those basterds get what they deserve, at the time they deserve it. Hahaha

More from my sick sick mind..
New hires we would play a trick on.
We would heat up something like cream of chicken soup and put still warm in a barf bag and place on seat where new hire was cleaning and tidying..
soon as they picked It up I would say let me see that..
Would open and say OH look and take a sip..
OMG the reactions........
Another one..
Windex in a plastic spray bottle..
New hires.. I'd say hand me the windex, I sure am thirsty...
I would unscrew top squeeze bottle hold to lips let it go and it would bubble looking like I was drinking it..
Told the ammonia D is good for my gizzard...

I worked in a cafeteria 20 some years ago. One of my co workers loved to play games. One day when he went into the employee bathroom , which was near the dishwashing station.
Once he shut the door I blocked it with a cart of dishes then sealed the 1inch gap under the door with towels, leaving only a small opening. I ran a high pressure hot water hose into the opening and cranked it on full blast. Then I poured a whole bottle of Joy dishsoap into the stream of water going under the door. The small bathroom filled with the thickest bubble foam I've ever seen. In a matter of minutes the whole small bathroom was completely filled with hot , streamy bubbles. The co worker screamed and yelled for help and eventually climbed up onto the sink and tore out the ceiling tiles and climbed up into the rafters of the buildings attic, then dropped down into the office of the manager still completely covered in suds. I laughed so hard for so long I was sore the next day.

Hilti .22 blank round squeezed in channel locks when it hits the ground it's hella loud

FYI he almost fell off there it was great