Stoned Panda
Stoned Panda
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Stoned Panda is a powerful hybrid with 30%–32% THC, combining Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte genetics. It delivers euphoric, relaxing, and happy effects, perfect for relieving stress, depression, and pain. With earthy, fruity, and sweet flavors, this strain is easy to grow, reaching up to 9.84 ft (3 m) and producing high indoor (600–700 gr/m²) and outdoor (600–900 gr/plant) yields. Ideal for both beginners and seasoned growers, Stoned Panda flowers in 10–12 weeks and can be harvested all year round.
Gender Feminized
Flowering Time 10 - 12 weeks
Area
  1. Indoor
  2. Outdoor
Indica/Sativa MIx
Height
  1. High
$19.50
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Lineage

Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte

Description

Stoned Panda – High-THC Feminized Seeds

Stoned Panda is a potent strain that boasts an impressive THC content of 30% to 32%, making it a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts seeking a strong, euphoric experience. Developed from the legendary Grandaddy Purple and the mysterious Santa Muerte, this mostly hybrid strain offers a unique blend of uplifting effects and therapeutic benefits. With its low CBD content (0.2%), Stoned Panda delivers a focused punch for recreational and medical use alike.

Growing Information
Stoned Panda is an easy-to-grow strain, perfect for both beginners and experienced cultivators. It thrives in both indoor and outdoor environments, reaching impressive heights of up to 9.84 ft (3 m) outdoors. With a flowering time of 10 to 12 weeks, growers can expect generous yields:

  • Indoor Yield: 1.97 - 2.29 oz/ft² (600 - 700 gr/m²)
  • Outdoor Yield: 21 - 31 oz/plant (600 - 900 gr/plant)
Flavor and Aroma
Stoned Panda delights the senses with its earthy, fruity, and sweet aroma, making every inhale a flavorful experience. The presence of terpenes like Beta-Caryophyllene, Delta-Limonene, Linalool, and Myrcene enhances the strain’s characteristic taste and therapeutic properties.

Effects and Medical Benefits
Known for its euphoric, happy, and deeply relaxing effects, Stoned Panda is perfect for unwinding after a long day. Medicinally, it can help alleviate stress, depression, and chronic pain, offering relief while promoting a positive mood.

Whether you're seeking an intense high, flavorful experience, or a reliable medicinal strain, Stoned Panda is a top-tier choice that delivers consistently.

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