BudBongJovi
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Since I'm new to the farm, I wanted to share with y'all my first time getting ripped and what entailed.
Coming from your average suburban middle class family, I never ever was exposed to any form of smoking, and limited drinking was saved for special occasions. So in hindsight, I was a little bitch.
Throughout school, I was an advocate for cannabis, but I had never smoked it myself out of fear of repercussions (which I regret). It wasn't until I was 17 at a party where I decided to tag along with some school mates to get full on blitzed. The funny thing was that I didn't even get stoned that night (as many people don't their first time). But I was persistent! I inhaled, puked and passed the joint on. After the beer was out of me, I tried again, puked and passed it on (PUFF PUKE PASS?). Dry-heaved for a bit and took the joint out of my friends hand, inhaled as hard as I could, held it in... nothing.
A few weeks later, my buddies and I were doing donuts in the Safeway parking lot in our little rice-mobile (Yellow Mitsubishi Lancer) when they run into some buddies. My friends head home for the night, but I decide to stick around because I knew these guys were going to blaze. So here we are sitting in a labyrinth by the library drinking some beers and one of them pulls out a beautiful Illadelph Bong. I immediately ask if I can join in (...) and they said sure! I tell `em it`s my first time and they reply with, “oh no way! I always thought you were stoned 24 7“ So here I am sitting with these guys packing my first bowl in the rain under a canopy of trees expecting who the fuck knows. Then one of them hands me a beer ready to be shotgunned and claims I have to hit the bong, shot gun the beer, then exhale. Me being the ambitious stoner that I am today, abide to his request.
So here I am entrusting my sanity in their hands taking the thickest milkiest rip of my life, followed by a shot gun of Colt 45! and then a quick exhale which led into a coughing frenzy for 15 minutes sipping on another colt. What I didnt know was that I hadn`t smoked weed. It was pure hash, and this is how I felt.
Go to 1:42
followed by a
Go to 2:15
Which lasted the car ride home. And of course, my house was a small 5 minute drive home, but man it felt like 2 hours. I ran upstairs past my mother and into the bathroom and had a shower for an hour. Was the greatest moment of my life.
Besides that, the worst smoking moment of my life was at my dealers house back when I was 19. As we were sitting on his couch waiting, his girlfriend offers me a dab. She loads up a pea sized drop and makes me hit the whole amount. What she didn`t know was that I had just gotten all you can eat sushi. So I hit it, start coughing profusely which leads to projectile vomit all over his bong that was in my hand and later 30 more minutes of puking in his toilet. Now this wasn`t your average friendly dealer either. This guy was always on edge as he had taken lsd every sunday for the past 10 years and wasn`t the most stable of people.. Nonetheless, that encouraged me to start growing my own personal weed which is where I am today talking to you guys haha.
Nonethless, I know yall have better stories than me so lets get to it! Tell us your story.
BBJ
Coming from your average suburban middle class family, I never ever was exposed to any form of smoking, and limited drinking was saved for special occasions. So in hindsight, I was a little bitch.
Throughout school, I was an advocate for cannabis, but I had never smoked it myself out of fear of repercussions (which I regret). It wasn't until I was 17 at a party where I decided to tag along with some school mates to get full on blitzed. The funny thing was that I didn't even get stoned that night (as many people don't their first time). But I was persistent! I inhaled, puked and passed the joint on. After the beer was out of me, I tried again, puked and passed it on (PUFF PUKE PASS?). Dry-heaved for a bit and took the joint out of my friends hand, inhaled as hard as I could, held it in... nothing.
A few weeks later, my buddies and I were doing donuts in the Safeway parking lot in our little rice-mobile (Yellow Mitsubishi Lancer) when they run into some buddies. My friends head home for the night, but I decide to stick around because I knew these guys were going to blaze. So here we are sitting in a labyrinth by the library drinking some beers and one of them pulls out a beautiful Illadelph Bong. I immediately ask if I can join in (...) and they said sure! I tell `em it`s my first time and they reply with, “oh no way! I always thought you were stoned 24 7“ So here I am sitting with these guys packing my first bowl in the rain under a canopy of trees expecting who the fuck knows. Then one of them hands me a beer ready to be shotgunned and claims I have to hit the bong, shot gun the beer, then exhale. Me being the ambitious stoner that I am today, abide to his request.
So here I am entrusting my sanity in their hands taking the thickest milkiest rip of my life, followed by a shot gun of Colt 45! and then a quick exhale which led into a coughing frenzy for 15 minutes sipping on another colt. What I didnt know was that I hadn`t smoked weed. It was pure hash, and this is how I felt.
followed by a
Which lasted the car ride home. And of course, my house was a small 5 minute drive home, but man it felt like 2 hours. I ran upstairs past my mother and into the bathroom and had a shower for an hour. Was the greatest moment of my life.
Besides that, the worst smoking moment of my life was at my dealers house back when I was 19. As we were sitting on his couch waiting, his girlfriend offers me a dab. She loads up a pea sized drop and makes me hit the whole amount. What she didn`t know was that I had just gotten all you can eat sushi. So I hit it, start coughing profusely which leads to projectile vomit all over his bong that was in my hand and later 30 more minutes of puking in his toilet. Now this wasn`t your average friendly dealer either. This guy was always on edge as he had taken lsd every sunday for the past 10 years and wasn`t the most stable of people.. Nonetheless, that encouraged me to start growing my own personal weed which is where I am today talking to you guys haha.
Nonethless, I know yall have better stories than me so lets get to it! Tell us your story.
BBJ