Quotes from Pineapple Express..

[LordDankinstien]

Dale Denton: How could he find us?
Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.
Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment


Barracudas lmao :D

 

[TheCoolestMan]

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

So this is the product of baby fucking. lol.

LMAO this have me laughing so hard i had to rewind :character0035:

 

[zappafan99]

"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?"

"I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute."

 

[miekier]

Handjob

I like this one to:
"That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Ted calls him and is like:"Did you sell the Pineapple Express to anyone?"
He'll be, "Yeah, to Saul", 'cause you know, why wouldn't he?"
"No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man. Fucking hand job, Dale."

 

[420bliss]

"i cant be addicted to marijuana, i smoke out a bong it filters out all the addictive shit" lol love that one