THC, THCa, CBD pre employment drug screens and cleansing remedies please help💚

[katraiter]

Still positive I'm beginning to think it's in my DNA now

 

[Oldchucky]

You must’ve been soaked with the shit! Bad girl! Bad girl! Beginning to look like that one month rule, only applies to smoking!

 

[Jimmie]

It’s obvious that the time and effort you’ve put into growing weed, you’ve become cannabis! No scientific proof, just a guess.

 

[katraiter]

It’s obvious that the time and effort you’ve put into growing weed, you’ve become cannabis! No scientific proof, just a guess.

Exactly , you are what you eat

 

[katraiter]

I guess this explains why the pets always lick me . They're getting stoned! Katnip!

 

[katraiter]

Still positive as of today coming up close on the 2 month mark now , totally sucks !!! Adding more to the daily detox regime mix .. Fun times, some more digestive aids!

Replaced all my nicotine vape pods last week just in case there was accidental residuals from the distillate ( vape juice i made ) I bought back in November. I washed them pretty well, threw one or two away back in December as ithe distillate made them stick open bad wouldn't stay closed , so back then I bought new ones, thinking maybe I had a straggler , but that's the only thing I think that maybe was lingering .

 

[katraiter]

Looking for back up methods, anyone have any luck with the , "drinkable" or tablet detox flushes . Nephew recommend this one said it was a same day kinda thing, ??? However looks similar to the Ingredients I'm currently consuming and it's not working .


Looks like ALot of just vitamin B12? Does this actually work? I don't see how...

 

[katraiter]

Haven't done anything in addition to what I was doing ... Counting this day as the 61 day mark! Got a faint faint negative yesterday and today ... ( Top photo) Hard to see but it's there So gonna beef upnext few days !!! See if I can get that negative line more obvious, make it look more like the one I dipped one in water .(Bottom photo)

Yesterday was the first test that you could even that second line at all , Super stoked !! Crazy that it takes my body 60 days . But duh seriously could have been longer !! Cause let's be real , I'm a Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson level user easy 3 to 5 joints a day , some sort of edible gummies or a dropper full of tincture in my coffee and usually some butter on toast or a variation of that combination. Daily. Not to mention the samples ingested when making gummies tinture and the butter and hugging my plants . Now I know but finally getting somewhere

 

[Jimmie]

Haven't done anything in addition to what I was doing ... Counting this day as the 61 day mark! Got a faint faint negative yesterday and today ... ( Top photo) Hard to see but it's there So gonna beef upnext few days !!! See if I can get that negative line more obvious, make it look more like the one I dipped one in water .(Bottom photo)

Yesterday was the first test that you could even that second line at all , Super stoked !! Crazy that it takes my body 60 days . But duh seriously could have been longer !! Cause let's be real , I'm a Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson level user easy 3 to 5 joints a day , some sort of edible gummies or a dropper full of tincture in my coffee and usually some butter on toast or a variation of that combination. Daily. Not to mention the samples ingested when making gummies tinture and the butter and hugging my plants . Now I know but finally getting somewhere

You bring new meaning to the song, “ roll me up and smoke me when I die!”

 

[katraiter]

Getting the itch to take a few puffs hard ... Found this , wonder how accurate it is. It pegged me right on at 63 days for daily use .. with once or twice a week, lowers that to about 8 to 12 days tempted to test the theory!

THC Detox Calculator - Zamnesia USA

Increase your chances of passing a drug test. The THC Detox Calculator estimate when you'll be clean.

www.zamnesia.com

 

[cbrians]

Not sure how much help it is but I had an old cholo coworker who cheated probation drug tests his whole life by drinking pectin the day of

I had gotten a system cleanser way back when. I took a pill a day for three days then the day off I chugged a bottle of their special juice then alot of water. Shit made me PISS. Had an hour commute to the interview, had to pull over twice

 

[katraiter]

Well it took me 63 full days of abstinence to get the THC out of my system... Been and absolute grueling 3 months total now . All the whole time.. . Brain fart!!! Duh CBD is THC free right ?? All the lab tests report as much. Or at least it won't take 63 damn days for it to leave my body !!! Yay, I hope . So got theese patches at the SPROUTS grocery store today , was blown away , The GROCERY store had nice selection of CBD stuff!! so I can partially celebrate 420 and also picked me up a CBD only vape !! Definitely a nice weekend ! Patch is neat , just need a better tan

 

[Oldchucky]

Come on you lightweight! Put five of them on!

 

[katraiter]

Come on you lightweight! Put five of them on!

Yeah I should

 

[ForestSpirit]

Just want to get ideas to help me out. Read ALot of things. Basically the issue is I'm planning to go back to work. Trying to do this legitimately. It's been since Jan 24. I'm still coming up positive as of today . I have refrained from everything . Grew some last season . But the last month before I quit I was only partaking in the legal thca flower and edibles. It's been officially 30 days now and I'm still unable to pass home drug screen or what will be a pre employment. Being a girl it's harder for me to take on the notion of using a synthetic. They watch girls pee usually. Coolest part is I have lost about 15 pounds in this journey. Just assuming since I am loosing weight really fast , I'm thinking this issue is causing me to still test positive.

Quit a job that prevents you from smoking, is it worthy of such sacrifices))))

 

[katraiter]

Quit a job that prevents you from smoking, is it worthy of such sacrifices))))

Ha ...you may be on to something , I just learned a neighboring "county" state based employer doesn't test for THC .. so it may have all been me just being paranoid lol. Honestly don't even know if they still test for it now. Honestly would be kind of dumb since I can buy it up the road at the store without a medical card. My luck is one that if they dont then I suffered for nothing . So probably true however had i not quit , then they would have

 

[katraiter]

So I cheated on 420 right , got some new tests that range from 15 ng to 300 ng. My bad behavior Sunday didn't do horrible damage but manageable. So the test i took on 420 before touching anything gave me mixed results.

First look at it I was negative across the board the more it sat the 15 ng showed positive still.

It's Been 90 days people!!!!

So I hung on to the test , with it's now positive results ??? 2 compare to my after "being naughty" test. They look pretty close . Like what I have partook in this week .. didn't have much impact. So that's my limit . Rolled 2 joints for 420 didn't finish them finished them next day , rolled one yesterday , shared all 3.

I'm a little higher now on the 50 but that's cool I can manage that ... cause then I can just stop for a few days and see how my levels are again. So a little is ok . Sticking with smoking and no more edibles . I think that's what's taking forever !