the secret of the human condition

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SHE'S SLEEPIN GREAT

SLEEP HER ASS RIGHT THROUGH ALL THE FUN STUFF

NICE

 

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EWE...

....

POTHOLEZ...

MY BAD

 

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HEY

IF U HAD TO CHAMP OUT

TO CHECK ALL BOXES

HOW WOULD U SPEND YOUR TIME

I THOUGHT U SAID TO MAKE THE MOIST OF IT

 

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SOMEONE SAID I SAID

OR YOUR FUCKED

JUST LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD

SAAAWEET!

 

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BUT

COULD U EVER BE SURE

WHAT'S A CAREER WORTH

FUCK IT

I SAY

STICK IT TO THE MAN

 

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HMMM

MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT

JUST IN CASE

YOU WERE THINKING THAT

C
I
TOO
O
C

FUCK YOU

 

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MEH

ONE SUCCESS

FUCKD

I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW

SHIT

BUTTPLUG FILTER?

 

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LET'S TAKE A VOTE

HOW MANY DOUCHEBAGS ACTUALLY SENT MONEY TO CHARITIES

HOW MANU DOUCHEBAGS

DID

NOT
THING

SEE WHAT I MEAN

COMPLICITY

TWO MORE VOTES TO GO

IS IT BETTER TO BE THE FIRST DOUCHEBAG

OR

... SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS....

 

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BUT TECHNICALLY

ISN'T THE SECOND DOUCHEBAG
THE REAL LOZER

I MEAN

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE CLUBFOOT IN THE RED SHORTS

WHICH SECOND

UR SECOND TO LAST MAN


U KNOW WHO I WOULDN'T SHIV

FOR SECOND TO LAST

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEXT REEL

WOLVERINE?

 

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HE WE HAVE THE THIRD TO LAST

N OF COURSE

THE DOUCHEBAG WHO HELPS A STRANGER

WHICH

THE FIRST STRANGER

FORTH STRANGER'

I MEAN

WHERE DO U FALL

RIGHT HERE

I
N

LINE

BUT THEN THE 5TH ONE

IS THE SECOND WON

EYE FYND INTRIGUING

NO

THERE

RIGHT NEXT TO THE OTHER WON

OH YES

SHE'S TONS OF FUN

BUT YOU SHOULD'VE HAD THE OTHER ONE

SITTING NEXT TO THE TENTH ROW

3RD COLUMN OF THE LAST ROW

NO...

THE OTHER WON

 

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MEH

FUK IT

I NEED A BEER

NEXT TO THE NEXT TO THE WON

RIGHT TO THE LEFT OF TONS OF FUN

IN BETWEEN HIM N HER


NO NO

NOT THOSE SIX

THOSE GUYZ R DIX

JUST TO YOUR'RE RIGHT

NEXT TO THE OTHER WON

MEH

RZORZ EDGE

BORED

SHE'S SLEEPIN

PEACEFULLY

 

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NO

WOLVERINE

I TOLD YOU

I WON'T DO THAT

WAIT

NM

U KNOW IT'S INTERESTING

WHEN PEOPLE ASK

HOW MANY CONVERSATINS CAN YOU HAVE

AT ONCE

MAY I ASK EWE A QUESTION

WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER

FIGURED

MINE

HALF

 

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WE MAY RELY ON HUMAN NATURE

GUIDED BY INSTINCT

JUST LIKE ANIMALS

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING

PRICELESS

PRICELESS

HOW LOW CAN YOU GET

MINE KEPT SAYING 30 SOME

AND ERROR FOREVER

 

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DON'T YOU LOVE

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU HOW AWSOME
YOUR...

 

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IS

FUNNY

ALWAYS FIGURED I DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH

 

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SHOW OF HANDS

NICE!

 

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THAT MANY PEOPLE

SWEET

YA WORKIN

EH HEH

IT'S GOOD MONEY

RIGHT

 

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NOT DOING A FUCKING THING

IF MY HAND'S EMPTY AND I'M NOT ON THE CLOCK

LIKE EWE

R

I'D FEEL RETARDED

 

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RIGHT...

HE SHOVED EWE

U KNOW

TO DO THIS

U HAVE TO PREPARE


HOW MANY OF YOUR THOUGHT IT WAS LEGIT

SHOW OF HANDS

HOW MANY OF YOUR THOUGHT I MADE IT UP

HOW MANY DIDN'T RAISE THEIR HANDS

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