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[MartyMcFly42oh]

Weird truth about myself i dont quite understand.


I don't like wearing shoes while i eat food, it makes me anxious.

I heard that your mitochondria open up more frequently when you’re barefoot.

 

[joesBigOnesFirstGrow]

After Tammy and Timmy was Found in a Grow Room.

 

[joesBigOnesFirstGrow]

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[FloridaMike]

 

[Captspaulding]

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That skunk is from a military weapons creation unit in the airforce. Skunk team.
Our most top secrect flying machines are created by them.
Most famous for the sr71 - 75
But no one talks about sr75 though.
project aroura officially doesnt exist
Appearently it can take “et” home
As one admiral in the navy put it….

 

[Captspaulding]

no one's ever going to believe me when i tell them i found World peas in a fuck-off thread on a weed grower forum.



Actually... never mind... saying that out loud, it sounds very believable no matter how you digest it.








oh ho ho!

 

[Ninjadogma]

I had a really weird one once, a buddy sent me seeds of an accidental cross Magnum auto x Dragon Flames, from the Dragon line once upon a time. Brother, friend, whatever made this cross and he told me he/they were getting 30% auto (I had expressed interest in autos at the time-I bet there's a post or a dozen from years past about them here somewhere and possibly this): first grow 90% auto, AND accidently crossed them with a GDP (GDP popped in in a tomato start and both got planted in the garden along with a dozen or so of the Magnum auto cross seedlings. God I'm stoned right now
So anyway I'm growing the F1 Magnum auto x Dragon Flames x Granddaddy Purple and I get like 2 or 3 that start to flower but stop. That's it, a month latter I'm pulling them out. WTF? Never seen since. Also, it was winter, about this time of year in my greenhouse without any additional lighting. Strangest fking thing I've seen. Just stopped flowering and maturing. Poor things were totally geneticly confused on what it should be doing

It's like that movie "Twins," and you got the Danny DiVito seed.

 

[Captspaulding]

It's like that movie "Twins," and you got the Danny DiVito seed.

That movie was so retarded

 

[Mikedin]

 

[FloridaMike]

That skunk is from a military weapons creation unit in the airforce. Skunk team.
Our most top secrect flying machines are created by them.
Most famous for the sr71 - 75
But no one talks about sr75 though.
project aroura officially doesnt exist
Appearently it can take “et” home
As one admiral in the navy put it….

A good friend of mine was a machinist who worked at Lockheed Martin "Skunk Works".

 

[Ninjadogma]

Asshole decided he needed my (Betty Lou) journal more than me this morning... He's
lucky I don't hit animals, otherwise he woulda earned a righteous ass
whooping for that little stunt. He'll be in timeout in his crate for the foreseeable
future.
1st thing he's ever tore up. I was only gone for 20 minutes to check on the room.
I sure hope this isn't the start of a new trend.

Poppa's not happy...

Every time I pick up the TV remote and see the teeth marks chewed all over it, I'm reminded of what assholes my little dogs are. I'm also reminded to turn off the TV and give them a little more attention now and then because as much lovey dovey I give my plants, it would be just like them to be jealous and chew them to pieces.

 

[Putthataway]

Every time I pick up the TV remote and see the teeth marks chewed all over it, I'm reminded of what assholes my little dogs are. I'm also reminded to turn off the TV and give them a little more attention now and then because as much lovey dovey I give my plants, it would be just like them to be jealous and chew them to pieces.

When I water my plants my dogs start throwing their water bowl around.

 

[Captspaulding]

When I water my plants my dogs start throwing their water bowl around.

DAFUQ BRUH?
AGUA PRONTO PUNTO…..

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

When I water my plants my dogs start throwing their water bowl around.

When I water my plants the new kitten attacks my feet

Every time. Clockwork. He’s just down there trying to disembowel my feet.

He got into my maui86 clone mom and took a big ole piss last week too. She’s gonna make it but she lookin rough lmao

 

[BB22]

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

That skunk is from a military weapons creation unit in the airforce. Skunk team.
Our most top secrect flying machines are created by them.
Most famous for the sr71 - 75
But no one talks about sr75 though.
project aroura officially doesnt exist
Appearently it can take “et” home
As one admiral in the navy put it….

Lockheed Skunkworks. I love driving past there.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

That skunk is from a military weapons creation unit in the airforce. Skunk team.
Our most top secrect flying machines are created by them.
Most famous for the sr71 - 75
But no one talks about sr75 though.
project aroura officially doesnt exist
Appearently it can take “et” home
As one admiral in the navy put it….

Skunkworks at area 51 , right? It’s a division of lockeed and martin if I’m not mistaken.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Skunkworks at area 51 , right? It’s a division of lockeed and martin if I’m not mistaken.

It’s in the Lancaster / Palmdale area.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

A good friend of mine was a machinist who worked at Lockheed Martin "Skunk Works".

My buddies father was a technician on the sr71’s in the airforce . Had to use specialized tools to work on it because of the amount of titanium incorporated into the design of the aircraft.

 

[cannafarmer420]

@Captspaulding
What's up!!!!!