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[figolus]

 

[closettrapper217]

My first attempt at harvesting some pollen outdoors now that the plants weather is nice. Will I fail? Maybe. But I’m sure I’ll learn something. I’d usually cut em down and throw em in the brush pile but figured I’d try to harvest some pollen and stash it away.

Got a few weeks to go i don’t really know I never grew out a male lol

Two pineapple og males. So I got two chances lol

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Ninjadogma]

I gave her a watering and she immediately started smelling like ass... So I did what I had to do.

 

[Mikedin]

Kahuna 2 in a 12 gallon in the 3x3

Pulled branches down all over her now I’ll let her turn up and globe up a shade and flip

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Kahuna 2 in a 12 gallon in the 3x3

Pulled branches down all over her now I’ll let her turn up and globe up a shade and flip

That there marijuana plant not doin so good it’s leaves growing upside down must mean it wants to grow in Australia package her up Mike n send her over il look after her Lookin awesome as always man I dunno how u keep up with it all through workin 25 hrs a day (no lunch break) lookin after ya plants ya outdoor garden kids mrs and everything always neat AF kudos mate wish I was more like ya

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

That there marijuana plant not doin so good it’s leaves growing upside down must mean it wants to grow in Australia package her up Mike n send her over il look after her Lookin awesome as always man I dunno how u keep up with it all through workin 25 hrs a day (no lunch break) lookin after ya plants ya outdoor garden kids mrs and everything always neat AF kudos mate wish I was more like ya

I died laughing when I saw this a minute ago

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I died laughing when I saw this a minute ago

Sounds about right

 

[Leoman]

I died laughing when I saw this a minute ago

When emotional support animals go wrong..

 

[Greenadian]

"thats a big dog mate" bahahhahaaaaa

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

My first attempt at harvesting some pollen outdoors now that the plants weather is nice. Will I fail? Maybe. But I’m sure I’ll learn something. I’d usually cut em down and throw em in the brush pile but figured I’d try to harvest some pollen and stash it away.

Got a few weeks to go i don’t really know I never grew out a male lol

Two pineapple og males. So I got two chances lol

i would get the black plastic off the pots, thats going ot get hot enough in direct sunlight to burn leaf tissues.

Collecting pollen on black plastic in sunlight=dead pollen as well, def get some white vinyl or some oil slick sheets imho. If those pollen grains get up over about 101f they die really easy, and black plastic in direct sun low wind, in 75f air can easily reach 120f

i also recommend spray-painting black containers white regardless of what species is in them if they are in direct sunlight.


Those plants also need to be weaned into real sunlight if theyre already that old grown indoors, they look fine for a couple days then theyl sun burn and their new growth will go all twisted and warped for a bit. If youre just collectin gpollen though, put them somewhere theyre only getting 1 or 2 hrs direct a day, rest shade, and leave them there. Theyll prob stay in flower more then long enough to collect before spring is even over before reveg, the nyoull get another chance this fall should there be any issues males make more then enough pollen only getting an hour or two direct sun if its real sun

i give 2 hours direct sun a day for about 5 days to week before i throw them in full sun, by the end of that 5 days usually giving 3-4 hours direct sun. Seedlings are actually much much easier to wean into real sunlight then mature growth thats always been under grow lights. Im planting my popped seeds for outdoors today, and ill have them in full sun outside within 3 weeks Tops. Prob more like 2 weeks.

 

[BB22]

"thats a big dog mate" bahahhahaaaaa

Who knew it wasn’t Uncle Ted singing lead vocals

 

[Magnumsmydog]

My wife and our dane two years ago when we bought this dump. Lost him last year to bone cancer was 175lbs when he died....rip Oakley jones

 

[Mikedin]

That there marijuana plant not doin so good it’s leaves growing upside down must mean it wants to grow in Australia package her up Mike n send her over il look after her Lookin awesome as always man I dunno how u keep up with it all through workin 25 hrs a day (no lunch break) lookin after ya plants ya outdoor garden kids mrs and everything always neat AF kudos mate wish I was more like ya

I just pretend I’m a dolphin and sleep with half my brain at a time

 

[Magnumsmydog]

My wife and our dane two years ago when we bought this dump. Lost him last year to bone cancer was 175lbs when he died....rip Oakley jones

When you can't even hide treats on the top of the fridge lmao

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

When you can't even hide treats on the top of the fridge lmao

My grandparents lived in Colorado Springs and they had a Great Dane for years that lived across the street. His name was Marmaduke and he used to play with small car tires and toss ‘em way up. It was hilarious.

 

[Magnumsmydog]

My grandparents lived in Colorado Springs and they had a Great Dane for years that lived across the street. His name was Marmaduke and he used to play with small car tires and toss ‘em way up. It was hilarious.

He was the best dog I've had got 8 yrs with him so can't complain, on the bright side our pet food bill dropped ten fold

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

He was the best dog I've had got 8 yrs with him so can't complain, on the bright side our pet food bill dropped ten fold

I can imagine. That breed is huge.

 

[BB22]

He was the best dog I've had got 8 yrs with him so can't complain, on the bright side our pet food bill dropped ten fold

Strong connection to dogs since I was youngGrew up with Beagles and Basset Hounds. Super loyal, family dogs.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I just pretend I’m a dolphin and sleep with half my brain at a time

That's a thing dolphins do? Wtf?