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[DanielWesterfield]

Have a great morning!

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Damn mate!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Damn mate!

That’s Muscle Shoals AL.

I love that place.

 

[Grownsince95]

She was a really nice plant, I got a few buds left, she fuckin STUNK up the tent, still the loudest jar when I open it, super deep GAS with like a apple back note but I mean, like gassy, almost skunky, to the point it’ll make ya recoil off the jar if ya take a whiff fresh off opening it haha, I have 2 more seeds of that from them along with a few I Haven’t ran yet I wanna drop still

But I got those A&B x Okie and a project 4516 x okie started all 3 are up as of this morning

I’m thinking about going back to my hydra project basically a mother plant with multiple strains grafted on, plan Would be an excellent root stock but would probably need a dedicated tent, I would probably use the 3x3 in the future as a basically live strain library I can take cuts off of anytime I need one, the plan got put on hold had too much goin on lol

https://www.thcfarmer.com/threads/the-project-hydra-perpetual-journal.160337/

What happened to the original one?

 

[DanielWesterfield]

That’s Muscle Shoals AL.

I love that place.

So do I! From the looks of it

 

[FloridaMike]

Possible sighting of @Captspaulding


In a van



Down by the river...

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Possible sighting of @Captspaulding


In a van



Down by the river...

Can’t be the Captain. That guys outta weed.

 

[Deadstill]

Howdy y'all I bet ya wonder where I been? Well turns out, cocaine really is a helluva drug lmao j/k

Hey @Captspaulding I just finished my first Cali Blues plant out of those seeds you sent me a while back - holy fuck dude.

My hat is off to you, sir. This strain is just fuckin beast. I tried to kill it, starved it of food and water, didn't seem to care. I mean I really abused the shit out of her on purpose and she just took it like a tough old hooker who been runnin 63rd and Halsted since the 80s. Yeah, you did an amazing job breeding this one, bro! The smell, taste, high, also amazing.

I'm definitely growing a couple more in my outdoor rotation this season. We'll see how she tolerates the giant 3 inch long grasshoppers!

At any rate, I'm still alive and kickin. Life been pretty busy but things slowing down a bit so you may see me around a little more again!

 

[JIMKSI64]

Can’t be the Captain. That guys outta weed.

Was the van DOWN BY THE RIVER. In that Chris Farley Voice.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Was the van DOWN BY THE RIVER. In that Chris Farley Voice.

I miss the hell out of that guy.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Howdy y'all I bet ya wonder where I been? Well turns out, cocaine really is a helluva drug lmao j/k

Hey @Captspaulding I just finished my first Cali Blues plant out of those seeds you sent me a while back - holy fuck dude.

My hat is off to you, sir. This strain is just fuckin beast. I tried to kill it, starved it of food and water, didn't seem to care. I mean I really abused the shit out of her on purpose and she just took it like a tough old hooker who been runnin 63rd and Halsted since the 80s. Yeah, you did an amazing job breeding this one, bro! The smell, taste, high, also amazing.

I'm definitely growing a couple more in my outdoor rotation this season. We'll see how she tolerates the giant 3 inch long grasshoppers!

At any rate, I'm still alive and kickin. Life been pretty busy but things slowing down a bit so you may see me around a little more again!

Glad you’re good dude. We missed ya

 

[Grownsince95]

Can any garden gurus here tell me how I'm fucking up my strawberries already? The first few flowers were beautiful and white, I hand pollinated them and they look like they're developing nice fruit. All the ones after have been shriveled and brown as soon as they're just opening.

 

[FloridaMike]

Was the van DOWN BY THE RIVER. In that Chris Farley Voice.

Yeah man, Farley must've based that on @Captspaulding

You can see here the Capt got an early start

 

[JIMKSI64]

Can any garden gurus here tell me how I'm fucking up my strawberries already? The first few flowers were beautiful and white, I hand pollinated them and they look like they're developing nice fruit. All the ones after have been shriveled and brown as soon as they're just opening.

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Short list. Lots of rain growth spurt and ummm..... Aaaaa. Poor pollination.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

What do you all like to eat, drink when you get high?

I have found that Mango and mango juice helps my experience last longer and be more balanced.

But I'm looking for other good things to compliment my cannabis.

Oct to May I make cider. Apple and my fave grape. It's too hot here in summer. It costs me the price of the juice, $0.99 half gallon for apple on sale and $6 a gallon for grape, yeast, i buy several packs $7-8 it takes a pinch per gallon and 2/3 cup of sugar. I usually make 1.5 gallons a week and drink it down when ready so about every weekend. I don't bottle it or save some for latter just fresh cider with about a 4-5% alcohol content. If you like wine you can easily convert grape juice into a good table wine in about a month. It's not sweet wine with 10-12% alcohol. The cider works for me

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[DanielWesterfield]

Bro I was listening to the beat and I started freestyle and I was going off.
Before I realized it, I went through the whole beat not realizing it was an instrumental. Haha

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Take cover bro!!!

nothing ever hit direct where we were at or at the house, but there were Anvils and funnels dancing around our town south to north all day yesterday. There Were 3 touch downs within 50 miles of here..


Some say tornado alley is moving, but honestly its always included MS, Al, and TN as far back as records have been kept. Storm chasers just dont cover these areas because its too dangerous so when big tornados happen the rest of the country acts surprised, but it doesnt surprise us. Too many hills and trees, you cant see a tornado til its right on top of you, and even then you probably cant actually see it here. Storm chasers will not fuck with TN tornados, at all. Hardest to find, hardest to see, mnost unpredictable movements, and they tend to be multi-vortex monsters that almost seem alive, not those picturesque pretty tube like funnels from the midwest and plains. Theyre super ugly and extra creepy here

Most tornados here never even get confirmed because nobody see's anything but the result of damage, you gotta look for ground scouring and vortex induced debarking of trees and stuff to even confirm a tornado here, so only the beefiest strongest ones ever get NWS confirmed, because otherwise fema would have to put out money for us, and they arent fans of the people in appalachia one bit because we arent fans of them. All the social media crap about "Woah, tornado alley is moving" is crap social media propaganda as far as im concerned, Al, MS, and TN have always had the most dangerous storm systems, thats never not been the case. The most violent tornado hit part of the entire world is northern alabama, Mississippi, and south central TN. its even ahead central oklahoma. The strongest tornado ever recorded was in Mississippi. It was the highest wind speed ever recorded on earth. 326mph i believe.

 

[cpurola]

nothing ever hit direct where we were at or at the house, but there were Anvils and funnels dancing around our town south to north all day yesterday. There Were 3 touch downs within 50 miles of here..


Some say tornado alley is moving, but honestly its always included MS, Al, and TN as far back as records have been kept. Storm chasers just dont cover these areas because its too dangerous so when big tornados happen the rest of the country acts surprised, but it doesnt surprise us. Too many hills and trees, you cant see a tornado til its right on top of you, and even then you probably cant actually see it here. Storm chasers will not fuck with TN tornados, at all. Hardest to find, hardest to see, mnost unpredictable movements, and they tend to be multi-vortex monsters that almost seem alive, not those picturesque pretty tube like funnels from the midwest and plains. Theyre super ugly and extra creepy here

Most tornados here never even get confirmed because nobody see's anything but the result of damage, you gotta look for ground scouring and vortex induced debarking of trees and stuff to even confirm a tornado here, so only the beefiest strongest ones ever get NWS confirmed, because otherwise fema would have to put out money for us, and they arent fans of the people in appalachia one bit because we arent fans of them. All the social media crap about "Woah, tornado alley is moving" is crap social media propaganda as far as im concerned, Al, MS, and TN have always had the most dangerous storm systems, thats never not been the case. The most violent tornado hit part of the entire world is northern alabama, Mississippi, and south central TN. its even ahead central oklahoma. The strongest tornado ever recorded was in Mississippi. It was the highest wind speed ever recorded on earth. 326mph i believe.

Stay outtake their way, fo sure.

Back a few years, and much younger/smaller trees back then, I took a skywarn spotter class and got my card.
Of course after that I felt duty bound to stay outside when smarter people were taking shelter, in case...Never saw a funnel but it was fun identifying clouds.

I've renewed it every other year or so and I encourage all to take the class. It's easy.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Stay outtake their way, fo sure.

Back a few years, and much younger/smaller trees back then, I took a skywarn spotter class and got my card.
Of course after that I felt duty bound to stay outside when smarter people were taking shelter, in case...Never saw a funnel but it was fun identifying clouds.

I've renewed it every other year or so and I encourage all to take the class. It's easy.

I actually worked a few years for NOAA back in KC before i ended up at overgro lol. Went through meteorology vocational courses while taking practical horticulture courses too, and shit talked my way into NOAA on a fudged resume. In my opinion, the two fields of study are inarguably inseparable from each other (horticulture and meteorology)


i have a constant obsession with reading the NEXRADs and isobar maps now too. And i pay the subscription fee for the extra high resolution local nexrad networks too, because i like watching it lmao. I can even connect direct to the DOW feeds when theyre out doing stuffs. Sometimes i find the tornados before the NWS or the youtube talking heads do lmao.


Couldnt get good pics, but that one i saw from the car yesterday, straight up anvil, lots of rotation, mesocylcone and RFD, whole 9 yards, i dont think that one ever spit a funnel or anything, but It was a super beefy, ugly lookin SoB though

 

[cpurola]

I actually worked a few years for NOAA back in KC before i ended up at overgro lol. Went through meteorology vocational courses while taking practical horticulture courses too, and shit talked my way into NOAA on a fudged resume. In my opinion, the two fields of study are inarguably inseparable from each other (horticulture and meteorology)


i have a constant obsession with reading the NEXRADs and isobar maps now too. And i pay the subscription fee for the extra high resolution local nexrad networks too, because i like watching it lmao. I can even connect direct to the DOW feeds when theyre out doing stuffs. Sometimes i find the tornados before the NWS or the youtube talking heads do lmao.

Agreed. Hand in hand.
You staying dry? You said the forecast was lots of wet.
Here too. Plants are hanging out in the greenhouse for now.