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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Already got glandular trichomes shooting up the stalks on PB3. 3 weeks or so in 12/12. Maybe not quite.

 

[closettrapper217]

Here's dragon Ball z guy for now @DanielWesterfield . Bout choked on a lung trying to warm it up lmfao. Would be a little bit better if I didn't have a cold right now

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Boomhauer gonna take me a bit of practice I haven't done it in a while lmao. Stand by a day or two

This is fuckin great lol

 

[closettrapper217]

Yeah I got a cat that loves to do that too View attachment 2434306

I’ve been trying to figure out how to do this but with crippy for ten minutes lol you can kinda see his crippy feet in this one

 

[Smokie08]

Hello farmers week 5 of these autos… they getting chunky!!!!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Sigh.
This again
No hazards no road flares and right in traffic.

Feed that poor thing before someone reports you for animal cruelty

 

[donkanaille94]

This ai is useless, jeez.

Booooooooo

 

[FloridaMike]

Yeah I got a cat that loves to do that too View attachment 2434306

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

My cat never sleeps out in the open unless I'm in the room with her lol.

I find her in weird places, like in a soup pot sleeping in a closed cupboard, the rafters of the garage in a bucket. Top of the pantry behind the cereal etc.

And not once ever, has she knocked something off a counter top to watch it crash. She's a very polite cat. Only cat I've ever had that no one I know thinks is an asshole.

I don't have any idea how she makes it to the top of the pantry shelf behind the cereal to sleep but she does it frequently. Not once has she ever knocked anything over getting up there and getting down

Moose is Ninja kitty. She was walking around and Mom's roof yesterday, it's like an 8-ft drop all the way around the house, like 20 ft in the back. There's no way for her to easily get up and down and the gutters are all messed up. She'd have to have jump in and out of a tree to do it xD. She got up and she got down though. No idea how.

Moose pities the kitties that get stuck in trees. She can run full tilt head first down the side of them from like 20 feet up

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

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This will forever be funny as fuck.

I miss treebee. What a wonderful person, Her landlord was a total fuckin ass.

She went from beautiful garden, to worried she was about to be legit homeless, to poof :/ Been hoping id see her pop back up, but so far crickets.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

A sample of Some Maui86 amber shatter courtesy of had to warm the plate to scrape it. Shit shatters and chips at 75f


I didn't vacuum, was such a tiny run as a sample, I just set the dish on a warm cable box for about 36hrs lmao.

The cat hair and tobacco flake costs extra btw.
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Not enough plants make amber shatter anymore. And don't tell me it's because I don't flower long enough, this *sativa Dom* Maui makes amber shatter pulled at 7 weeks with straight cloudy lol.

here's a little Mango x Haymeadow purps sample of golden shatter made the same way not quite as shattery, but still shatter. It will remain on the razor as I dab it lmao.

 

[Mikedin]

i dopubt it, i have like 4 friends that can do dale perfectly, and at least 2 that can do Hank. And im one of two people i know that can do a near perfect boomhauer so long as i warm up first and know exactly what im gonna say before i say it lmao. And we all know a bill


This is the case for most dudes living south of the Mason dixon line i think. Theres dales, hanks, and boomhauers everywhere. Sometimes they dont even have to change their voice. Im pretty sure thats an intentional joke on behalf of the show though too. How everyone in the south already knows a dale, a hank, a bill, and a boomhuer, because we all do lmao. Multiples of them tbh. That show lines up the right southern man voice with the proper southern man archetype... Quite literally to perfection. theres no exaggerating involved in that show either. Every single second of every single episode is SO lifelike and believable. On point, nail on the head, start to finish.


King of the Hill > futurama > Rick n morty > SImpsons > Bevis and butthead > Family guy .... imo of course, king of the hill is probably the highest quality cartoon ever made, in pretty much all metrics including wholesomeness and valuable life lessons.

Futurama > Simpsons > family guy > king of the hill > Rick and Morty > Bevis and Butthead (B & B do American solidified their spot on the list)

 

[DanielWesterfield]

Futurama > Simpsons > family guy > king of the hill > Rick and Morty > Bevis and Butthead (B & B do American solidified their spot on the list)

That's the s*** I grew up on

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Futurama > Simpsons > family guy > king of the hill > Rick and Morty > Bevis and Butthead (B & B do American solidified their spot on the list)

If family guy stopped after season 11 it would be higher on my list. If simpsons stopped 15 years ago, it would be too lol.

Seems we're both on the same page bout rick n morty being pretty overrated though.


I forgot about the bevis and butthead movie. Yea idk, they may edge family guy out for the bottom spot on my list.



Honorable mention to american dad, Most of the time its way better then family guy, but when it isnt, its bad, really bad.



and quagmire woulda been a way better spinoff then cleveland.


In terms of character development, and the writing, i think few compare to futurama and King of the Hill though. But thats only an opinion. i prob just identify more personally with those characters

 

[Adam1017]

Looks like I'm gonna have a few Maui x PB2 fems floating around too. (This was a sample nug I trimmed and hung last Friday so I could pop this seed asap)

None of the 3 in there have any signs anywhere of hermy or male flowers anywhere. Have checked repeatedly daily for a few weeks.

The weird thing, only Maui was growing seeds. As far as I can tell banjo x Columbian and mango x haymeadow are totally clean of seeds.

I guess I'll just have to pop them at some point and find out

Hey question for you if you get a solid female plant with only six or seven seeds out of 6 oz do you think those seed are viable n good or will it Herm?

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hey question for you if you get a solid female plant with only six or seven seeds out of 6 oz do you think those seed are viable n good or will it Herm?

Well I'm 99.9% sure the pollen was from a breeding tent because I inadvertently mixed my tents up while moving everything else to a new place without cleaning them out.

The beans there should be viable m86 x peaceblaster 2 fem R1 seeds.

The answer to your question depends entirely on where the pollen came from and what it's recent history was, really.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I miss treebee. What a wonderful person, Her landlord was a total fuckin ass.

She went from beautiful garden, to worried she was about to be legit homeless, to poof :/ Been hoping id see her pop back up, but so far crickets.

I was wondering. Such a bummer.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Weedly]

i think few compare to futurama

I think you could have stopped at that.

Although I’m a little embarrassed to admit I almost crapped my pants watching the first few episodes of Squidbillies.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Well slap my ass and call me Sally... 3 for 3. I didn't have any faith in these seeds. I'd had a couple packs I held onto since last year 4/20 and couldn't get a single shell to crack open. So they threw a couple new packs in with my purchase this 4/20 and since I'm propagating the garden for summer right now, I figured what the hell worst thing that could happen is nothing pops again. I should point out I haven't germinated a pot seed in decades. Every other kind of seed, yeah. I propagate the garden through cloning. So those old crappy seeds were all I was playing with and I was like, WTF am I doing wrong? And that's about the time that heckler from Happy Gilmore showed up in my head, calling me a jackass and shit cause I couldn't pop a seed.

BTW these packs aren't seeds you would buy. The farm gives cases of seed packs to stores that sell their weed to give to customers as a promotional item. I think one of my regular stores got in trouble with them because they added those free seeds to their menu and were selling them for $4 a pack. And who knows how poorly they were handled before I got my hands on them. Meh. They're meant as a novelty and that's it, although I presume the seeds come from stock on the farm so it's not gonna be an absolutely horrible plant outside of all the ways I'll abuse it.

Anyways, finally got a seed to pop and got my mojo back.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Well slap my ass and call me Sally... 3 for 3. I didn't have any faith in these seeds. I'd had a couple packs I held onto since last year 4/20 and couldn't get a single shell to crack open. So they threw a couple new packs in with my purchase this 4/20 and since I'm propagating the garden for summer right now, I figured what the hell worst thing that could happen is nothing pops again. I should point out I haven't germinated a pot seed in decades. Every other kind of seed, yeah. I propagate the garden through cloning. So those old crappy seeds were all I was playing with and I was like, WTF am I doing wrong? And that's about the time that heckler from Happy Gilmore showed up in my head, calling me a jackass and shit cause I couldn't pop a seed.

BTW these packs aren't seeds you would buy. The farm gives cases of seed packs to stores that sell their weed to give to customers as a promotional item. I think one of my regular stores got in trouble with them because they added those free seeds to their menu and were selling them for $4 a pack. And who knows how poorly they were handled before I got my hands on them. Meh. They're meant as a novelty and that's it, although I presume the seeds come from stock on the farm so it's not gonna be an absolutely horrible plant outside of all the ways I'll abuse it.

Anyways, finally got a seed to pop and got my mojo back.