THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[closettrapper217]

I know what that’s like actually. My neighbor asked me to get his eggs while he was on a cruise last summer. All the chickens were cool but this big fat ass red hen. She was out for blood.

Everyone has funny stories about this chicken named ghost. And today he just had it out for me. I’ve seen him a million time and he couldn’t care less but not today.

Fuckin hilarious, and my seven year old niece just looks at me and says “that’s why I bring a weapon with me everywhere in the yard” like wtf hahahaha

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

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i couldnt find one that included silica, so i made it myself

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I got a good chicken story from today. See that big ass one on the left. That motherfucker attacked the fuck out of me today haha it had been puffin its chest out at me for like an hour I’m grabbing something out of my car it just comes sprinting at me from behind I heard it and I turn around to it jumping trying to get me with its huge talons an shit I didn’t know what to do I kicked it away from me and it came right back at me so I grabbed a stick and it kept me cornered for like five minutes. I was laughing so fucking hard. Hilarious. Wish it was caught on camera lmao.

This chicken has attacked many people but today was my day. he was just protecting his bitches so you gotta kinda understand lol

That’s a rooster notice how the things pimped out compared to the other chickens big ass long fancy tail and a crest or hood he’s the big boss of all those hens. They’re vicious little cluckers

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Nom nom nom nom nom

enjoy your coma! : )

I’ll enjoy fighting it until it knocks me out

 

[closettrapper217]

That’s a rooster notice how the things pimped out compared to the other chickens big ass long fancy tail and a crest or hood he’s the big boss of all those hens. They’re vicious little cluckers

Yeah he’s definitely a rooster lol honestly when I kicked his ass in the chest and it didn’t phase him I was like oh fuck this shit might get real lmao I was big shook bahahahaha

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Everyone has funny stories about this chicken named ghost. And today he just had it out for me. I’ve seen him a million time and he couldn’t care less but not today.

Fuckin hilarious, and my seven year old niece just looks at me and says “that’s why I bring a weapon with me everywhere in the yard” like wtf hahahaha

For real. I wasn’t scared but I was genuinely concerned for my welfare. All for eggs! I mean I was technically stealing their children but come on! Soulless little demons

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Yeah he’s definitely a rooster lol honestly when I kicked his ass in the chest and it didn’t phase him I was like oh fuck this shit might get real lmao I was big shook bahahahaha

Oh yeah! The more you pause to fend off the attack the worse that s*** gets too and you’re double screwed in open territory. That’s when the assault goes full Geronimo.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Oh yeah! The more you pause to fend off the attack the worse that s*** gets too and you’re double screwed in open territory. That’s when the assault goes full Geronimo.

I wonder if a garden hose would phase it?? Maybe a supersoaker

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I wonder if a garden hose would phase it?? Maybe a supersoaker

You gotta get a lab coat, safety goggles and a supersoaker and go find out, if your neighbor asks what you’re doing just tell him science, he’ll understand….. or will he??

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I wonder if a garden hose would phase it?? Maybe a supersoaker

I don’t want to find out. I’m not the egg man ever again. I’ll walk the bloody plank.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

It’s always fun baking out the garage with some skunky stinky a** ganja and releasing the cloud to drift down towards my neighbor. 30 minutes tops and he’s going to out there talking to the night trying to find It’s cheap entertainment but it’s funny as all hell.

 

[Ninjadogma]

i *think* its an early CA or manganese deficiency, allowing a latent asymptomatic septoria infection to show but only on the deficient tissue.

But im gonna have to let it get a little worse to know for sure. And it may just stop dead in its tracks after tonight's feeding too. At which point ill still be wondering if she has septoria, and if shes just asymtomatic.


Septoria is spread by sap suckers though, might as well be plant herpes.

Oh I was just razzing, had to pluck some sus looking stuff off my own plants today. Will post a separate rant for that though.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Busy day in the garden for me today. Repotted one plant 3-5, then had to "delouse" all the plants with a water blast and a spinosad dip afterward because, we'll, even though I've been treating them regularly, I'd been neglecting some of the vegetables that I park next to the plants sometimes and when I blinked they were getting ravaged by spider mites. Then the weight of the water started splitting the auxiliary branches of one plant and I had to get creative with the garden tie tape, lol. Anyways, all is well now. The bugs will be back crawling on them in the morning, lol.

 

[FloridaMike]

 

[FloridaMike]

@Mikedin hey man, I found it. It was the Oak Orchard Dam in Waterport NY that we used to salmon fish at. Back then, there was no chain link, just open railings.
There is a shale shelf that runs along the right hand side that is exposed when water levels are lower. It was perfectly legal to snag them with weighted treble hooks back then. Now, imagine people both sides, elbow to elbow, all amped up, whilst trying to snag monster salmon. It was against the law to reel them straight up the wall on the left side. Instead, you had to fight your fish downstream to where there were people on a little beach that would net your fish for you.
As well as fighting your fish, you had to fight your way thru and around all the people lined up along the railing on left side, and there were always assholes on the lower right hand side that would try to cast across the creek and over top of your fish to try and steal it from you. Saw many good fights lmao.

 

[Greenadian]

Thats a tough way to fish!!

 

[Greenadian]

I wish we had more/better waterways around my place. I enjoy the peaceful time to myself, sneak around a river or stream, early morn watching the sunrise!!!

 

[FloridaMike]

Thats a tough way to fish!!

It was a fooking blast. I'm sure it's nowhere near as much fun nowadays, now that they outlawed snagging. It's hard to get salmon to hit anything when they're spawning, so there can't be near as many hookups and not near as many fights and excitement as back then.

 

[JIMKSI64]

That's the same as the Maumee River. Well last I fished was prolly 06 but those lines could be 200 yards long.
Lots of folks did not know this but on water levels high and strong enough to get to Weir rapids the amount of fish laying up under those shoal steps was incredible. Now getting them to bite was harder.

Google Search

 

[JIMKSI64]

In SW Ohio we had a long time chain fall on hard times. Sadley almost all the Big Boy restaurants are closed.
Now I had wondered about the Big Boy. He has been in food service for so long so what could he do.

Big Boy is still in a service industry but now a Technical Service Industry.
Good Luck Big Boy