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[PlumberSoCal2]

I got a good chicken story from today. See that big ass one on the left. That motherfucker attacked the fuck out of me today haha it had been puffin its chest out at me for like an hour I’m grabbing something out of my car it just comes sprinting at me from behind I heard it and I turn around to it jumping trying to get me with its huge talons an shit I didn’t know what to do I kicked it away from me and it came right back at me so I grabbed a stick and it kept me cornered for like five minutes. I was laughing so fucking hard. Hilarious. Wish it was caught on camera lmao.

This chicken has attacked many people but today was my day. he was just protecting his bitches so you gotta kinda understand lol

Turkeys are worse and then there's geese. I've been chased by both

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[JIMKSI64]

That feeling you get when you pick up Persian Rolls and you know if you are pulled over you have a $6 get out of jail free card.

 

[JIMKSI64]

The widow grind.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

The widow grind.

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Damn, 7:40 am here and I've been just laying in bed drinking coffee since 5 and now I need to go fire one up. This is YOUR FAULT

 

[donkanaille94]

bitch dont fit

 

[JIMKSI64]

Tried to nail a single wrap. Not yet.

There it is.

 

[Grownsince95]

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I will never understand the European obsession with mixing cigarette tobacco into joints. Roll a dutch it tastes so much better!!

 

[donkanaille94]

I will never understand the European obsession with mixing cigarette tobacco into joints. Roll a dutch it tastes so much better!!

Im a smoker, i will never understand your pure sheit. ;) never smoked a blunt

Also i cut it in the morning, so without support i wont get it lighted

 

[donkanaille94]

Guess whos high and chilling

 

[Grownsince95]

Im a smoker, i will never understand your pure sheit. ;) never smoked a blunt

Also i cut it in the morning, so without support i wont get it lighted

I smoke cigs too!!! Just after I finish my joint!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I will never understand the European obsession with mixing cigarette tobacco into joints. Roll a dutch it tastes so much better!!

I use to smoke cigarettes and it wasn't until I attempted to quit that I mixed the two. Nasty. I could easily puff on a J while smoking a cig but mixing and burning together? Not for me

This morning I got out Da Buda

Hitting some screened Blueberry Hash Plant. I've gotta update my review of this sucker. ROCKS my world
5 ️'s
Highly Recommend

 

[closettrapper217]

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Too bad you dropped it on the ground and it got stuck to all that brown stuff

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

@Mikedin hey man, I found it. It was the Oak Orchard Dam in Waterport NY that we used to salmon fish at. Back then, there was no chain link, just open railings.
There is a shale shelf that runs along the right hand side that is exposed when water levels are lower. It was perfectly legal to snag them with weighted treble hooks back then. Now, imagine people both sides, elbow to elbow, all amped up, whilst trying to snag monster salmon. It was against the law to reel them straight up the wall on the left side. Instead, you had to fight your fish downstream to where there were people on a little beach that would net your fish for you.
As well as fighting your fish, you had to fight your way thru and around all the people lined up along the railing on left side, and there were always assholes on the lower right hand side that would try to cast across the creek and over top of your fish to try and steal it from you. Saw many good fights lmao.

I fished oak orchard back in the day with a buddy of mine. We hit the road from NH with our gear and drove out there. Six hours later we arrived in Altmar NY home of the upper and lower flyfishing only stretches of water on the Salmon River.
Well we decided to make a day trip out towards Oak Orchard, pointing the silverback gorilla (silver 92 volvo 740 wagon) due west we found our way out there and spent the afternoon fishing. When we wrapped up we got back to the car and got out of our waders. My buddy was tired so he took a little bit of a nap while we were on the way back to Altmar. Before we left I dug into the pan of brownies that my friend made. They were literally decorated with buds and shrooms like a drug forest. Well for the next three hours I drove around western NY tripping my balls off while my buddy was passed out in the front seat. I ended up stopping at a restaurant and ordering the blandest chicken dinner I have ever eaten in my life, the food was just horrible, but our waitress was so beautiful we were kinda just choking down the food as to not disappoint. Well at one point this large Seabass looking dude must’ve overheard us talking about how cute the waitress was and he comes up to our table, giant hands over both our shoulders and leans in, “hows the food boys “ we both swore it was the best thing we’d eaten all day. Guy pats us both on the back hard enough to dislodge any food that might’ve been stuck in our throats and says “ well you haven’t eaten much “ I think we both blurted out some weird excuses and then asked for the check. We got the fuck out of Seabass’s roadside diner and hit the road, starting in the rear view hoping not to see headlights following us out of there, no sooner than a mile down the road and we passed a Ruby Tuesday’s. I was just like goddamn it! Never saw Seabass again, I feel like it was the waitress’s father or something, and we got lucky and escaped with our lives.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I will never understand the European obsession with mixing cigarette tobacco into joints. Roll a dutch it tastes so much better!!

If you grab some peter stokkebye shag, like some norwegian or amsterdam shag, and you are a consumer of tobacco, you will likely genuinely enjoy a spliff made with Euro shag cuts of quality tobacco. Heads up a 2oz pouch costs like $20 though lmao.


Im not a spliff guy at all, but when i was road bumming and dirty kidding out west, i developed a legit taste for the shag spliffs, and i dont know, but i wouldnt be surprised if thats the kind of tobaccos the Euro crowd leans to for spliffs. Because its actually dank as fuck to make a spliff with well cured shag (in my opinion anyway)


A punch of Norwegian shag is not the same smoking experience as loose american cigarrette tobacco. Even rolled into a filterless paper, its a nicer smoking experience then even a marlboro red or camel wide imho. And it rolls with cannabis pretty great if you already like tobacco, and only have limited quantities of weed. For a bit i almost preferred it to a doobie.



my favorite spliff tobacco, this stuff does not taste, nor burn, nor feel like american cigg tobacco, its very different, its slightly moist, burns slow and even, and tastes great. And if you get a nicotine buzz from it you dont feel like death 5 mins later. If you roll your doobies with a pinch of this stuff youll never see a run, ever again either. Even with 99c jobs.

 

[Mikedin]

Whewww lawn cut between rain showers lol shit was LONG

 

[Grownsince95]

If you grab some peter stokkebye shag, like some norwegian or amsterdam shag, and you are a consumer of tobacco, you will likely genuinely enjoy a spliff made with Euro shag cuts of quality tobacco. Heads up a 2oz pouch costs like $20 though lmao.


Im not a spliff guy at all, but when i was road bumming and dirty kidding out west, i developed a legit taste for the shag spliffs, and i dont know, but i wouldnt be surprised if thats the kind of tobaccos the Euro crowd leans to for spliffs. Because its actually dank as fuck to make a spliff with well cured shag (in my opinion anyway)


A punch of Norwegian shag is not the same smoking experience as loose american cigarrette tobacco. Even rolled into a filterless paper, its a nicer smoking experience then even a marlboro red or camel wide imho. And it rolls with cannabis pretty great if you already like tobacco, and only have limited quantities of weed. For a bit i almost preferred it to a doobie.



my favorite spliff tobacco:

I used to travel to Italy a lot in the 80s and 90s. It was impossible to find flower. There was only hash. And it always got mixed with tobacco and I hated it. Plus their hash absolutely sucked.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I used to travel to Italy a lot in the 80s and 90s. It was impossible to find flower. There was only hash. And it always got mixed with tobacco and I hated it. Plus their hash absolutely sucked.

its all like 5 year old Moroccan land race hash around the Mediterranean as far as local have told me. And sometimes its even opium adultured so it still gets you high when it gets super old lmao. Dont quote me there though, im just quotin some Spaniards and Portuguese rn.



ive never had a hash cigg, and dont plan on it lmao. You got me there My hash never gets old by the time its gone and i damn sure dont mix it with tobacco lol.

 

[donkanaille94]

I smoke cigs too!!! Just after I finish my joint!

Nah, when i smoke joints i dont smoke cigs. the urge for a cig just isn't present. yeah, but there's tobacco in me j's

Sometimes i smoke five j's in two days and dont smoke, sonetimes i smoke no joints and smoke self rolled ones like a chimney

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Nah, when i smoke joints i dont smoke cigs. the urge for a cig just isn't present. yeah, but there's tobacco in me j's

Sometimes i smoke five j's in two days and dont smoke, sonetimes i smoke no joints and smoke self rolled ones like a chimney

you know ive noticed something similar.

When im hitting a bong or bowl i go outside for a cigg right after every time. But when i smoke a doobie, i usually dont have the desire to smoke a cigg.


When i feel like affording the shag, i do like a spliff, but i def fall into the "elitist snob" category about the tobacco that goes into it lol.