THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Captspaulding]

And the day starts. On the porch. Watched the glow start then the chickens then the birds. View attachment 2458624

Morning to you sir.



Gobble gobble.

 

[FloridaMike]

@capt spalding What'chu think homie,
look like the right ones?

I think I'm going to give'em a go, starting'em
out on agar plates. I've been down the melmac
rabit hole for several hrs now and have learnt
a bunch about them (thanx btw)

Seems they only come on swabs bc prints are
very difficult to get bc of the closed and
deformed caps. Also, cloning is the best
way to continue them bc of this. It is possible
to find a very rare one w/ a reg cap that opens
and drops spores, not very likely tho.

I'm curious if @Thatoneguyyouknow_ thinks
I can pull it off with a little beginners luck?

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from AI innerweb:


Penis Envy–type mushrooms are notorious for producing little to no spores.

Here’s Why:

Factor	Explanation
Genetic mutation	Melmac (like PE) is a mutant cultivar—originally stabilized from a mutated cubensis. That mutation often affects spore formation and release.
Deformed gills	The cap is wavy, underdeveloped, or closed, so spores either don’t drop or don’t form fully.
Albino/isolates	Albino or leucistic Melmac variants (e.g., TAM – True Albino Melmac) are especially bad at sporulating.
Potency vs. fertility	The genetic traits that make them so potent are linked to reproductive sterility—similar to polyploid plants.

 

[Mikedin]

Well…morning all, it’s my sons birthday

Guess we needed 6 cats with our 3 dogs

 

[Captspaulding]

Gmorn farm folk

so with the trainwreck turning two. I figured id post up some nice plants from this last trip around the sun. So what were some of your favorite plants/runs of this last year?
Post em up homies!!!

1 kahuna
2/3 cement shoes
4/5 original skunk 1
6 haymeadow purp
7 kahuna
8 pk ultra
9/10 kahuna p2
11 cement shoes
12 k-ice
13/14 the riddler
15 k-ice
16 jack herer x big bid
17 rocky mutha fucking dennis
18 haymeadow purp
19/20 mixed nuts



DO IT

 

[Captspaulding]

Well…morning all, it’s my sons birthday

Guess we needed 6 cats with our 3 dogs

Ha!
Fuzzy lil fuckers….

 

[Captspaulding]

@capt spalding What'chu think homie,
look like the right ones?

I think I'm going to give'em a go, starting'em
out on agar plates. I've been down the melmac
rabit hole for several hrs now and have learnt
a bunch about them (thanx btw)

Seems they only come on swabs bc prints are
very difficult to get bc of the closed and
deformed caps. Also, cloning is the best
way to continue them bc of this. It is possible
to find a very rare one w/ a reg cap that opens
and drops spores, not very likely tho.

I'm curious if @Thatoneguyyouknow_ thinks
I can pull it off with a little beginners luck?

OG Melmac Spore Swab

Buy OG Melmac spore swabs. High quality cubensis mushroom spores. Discreet shipping right to your door. Shop Inoculate The World today!

inoculatetheworld.com

from AI innerweb:


Penis Envy–type mushrooms are notorious for producing little to no spores.

Here’s Why:

Factor	Explanation
Genetic mutation	Melmac (like PE) is a mutant cultivar—originally stabilized from a mutated cubensis. That mutation often affects spore formation and release.
Deformed gills	The cap is wavy, underdeveloped, or closed, so spores either don’t drop or don’t form fully.
Albino/isolates	Albino or leucistic Melmac variants (e.g., TAM – True Albino Melmac) are especially bad at sporulating.
Potency vs. fertility	The genetic traits that make them so potent are linked to reproductive sterility—similar to polyploid plants.

I think you’ll do just fine buddy as long as you practice safe and sterile Everything, you’ll be cool. You should look up what a flow hood is and also fight the urge to open your box and look at things really need to just stick to the plan. Don’t deviate And you should do a really good job. They say that they’re hard mushrooms to grow or whatever but every mushroom is kinda hard to grow, at first. you just need to stick to the game plan.

And that looks to be the real mccoy sir.

 

[Mikedin]

Ha!
Fuzzy lil fuckers….

Fuckin zoo up in here haha

Plants are happy as fuck this morning gotta roll out to the garden to see how the others are doing

I’m expecting these girls to burn slightly I way overdid that soil mix

When choosing feed intensity I chose torture

 

[Captspaulding]

Fuckin zoo up in here haha

Plants are happy as fuck this morning gotta roll out to the garden to see how the others are doing

I’m expecting these girls to burn slightly I way overdid that soil mix

When choosing feed intensity I chose torture

I wake up everyday choosing violence as well.
I get it brother.

Infiltrate, destroy and regrow.

 

[JIMKSI64]

First pot I got to finish line White Widow Photo

Present Apple Fritter

 

[FloridaMike]

First pot I got to finish line White Widow Photo
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Present Apple Fritter
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Good job Jim!

 

[cpurola]

What have you done @cpurola !?


I'm supposed to be leaving town for a week in like 10 days and now I got all these babies to take care of

So, what ARE you gonna do? Bring them along for a road trip? LOL

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

id love to run some bubble off some cali blues x frostette. All of a sudden im interested in cali blues again. I forgot he made that cross.

Something tells me that cross will put out some hash yielding beasts with some pretty incredible terp profiles.



Yoooooooo @MartyMcFly42oh I put those 1996 seeds in to pop for shits n giggles like two weeks ago, after a week warm not shit, and I must've forgot to clean em out. As of now, on a nearly dry, moldy-ass paper towel....


We have liftoff even the little grey ones. Hopefully they don't mold off and die when I plant em. Looks like about 3/4 of em popped

Hit em with a spritz of h2o2.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I'm not bragging or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

One of the hardest things as a parent is keeping a strait face when your kid does something bad but epically funny.

Every time you talk to your wife you should remind yourself:
This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes

 

[Captspaulding]

First pot I got to finish line White Widow Photo
View attachment 2458702
Present Apple Fritter
View attachment 2458703

Fer dem foist weeds.
Not bad if i say so myself.
SO.

 

[Captspaulding]

I'm not bragging or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

One of the hardest things as a parent is keeping a strait face when your kid does something bad but epically funny.

Every time you talk to your wife you should remind yourself:
This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes

Even when your kid breaks out the cell phone to show other kids cartel murder vids when bestgore was still around!!!



Huhlarious


And man. Im always late on that voice memo button
Super good at remembering about to late tho.

 

[Captspaulding]

So, what ARE you gonna do? Bring them along for a road trip? LOL

I’ve driven clones 1500 miles across the country before to a friend just to have her fucking kill them with a bunch of WPM and spider mites

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I’ve driven clones 1500 miles across the country before to a friend just to have her fucking kill them with a bunch of WPM and spider mites

Morning Cap!

 

[Captspaulding]

Those are bad ass! (especiallythe 2nd one), did you make those?
if so you're getting pretty fn good!


hyper dimensional face card beings are a recurring theme
for me.

It's insane how real it is. I have to remind myself to breath
the whole time I'm in there bc it's so awe inspiring &
mesmerizing. I can never physically tell if my eyes are
open or closed (Mentally I know they're closed)


My favorite way to do it is on some good joint ash (like
the crackheads smoke crack). That is good for an
intense 1 & done 10 minute trip.

For an extended trip, I layer it in a bowl with flower.
About 3 layers with a good sprinkle on top. Hit it
slowly from one edge. Try and get 3 good hits (lips
start tingling and your off to the fn races). Remember
to smother out the bowl! Then, after 10-15 minutes
when it starts fading, just do another good cpl hits.
I've gotten 30-40+ minute trips this method.

Good fn shit man! I'm with the Captain, every-body
should do it at least once.


For anybody wondering, the Capt's recipe is fn solid!

To @Captspaulding I say:

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

you sir, are more than welcome.
And no i didnt make them. Id be cooler if i did though.
I know that you’ve had some lung issues so I guess my given way of doing it would probably suck for you, but I’m a big fan of taking some really really nice wax and putting that down in a bowl on top of just a little bit of weed and then I’ll just cover that shit and pack it down as much as I can with DMT and then once it heats up the DT just melt into the wax and it actually makes the DMT last longer in my opinion but it’s an excellent bkend that is basically a variation of a “changa” mixture
Which is bit just a bunch of different kinds of herbs that are mixed with DMT that can illicit different psychoactive effects out of the DMT. There’s a few different herbs that people use to do this.

 

[Captspaulding]

Morning Cap!

Howdy padre!

 

[Captspaulding]

It’s pretty intense. I left my own body and hovered over myself sitting on a river bank.
Blew my mind when that happened.

Salvia, in my opinion because it has a predisposition to really freaks some people out I kind of stay away from it. I’m not saying that the people who enjoy it and have had great experiences. It shouldn’t again enjoy that, but it spooked me out knowing that there’s a possibility of somebody losing thier shit. Or hurting themselves or someone else which unfortunately has happened a bunch of times with that stuff I’ve never heard of that going down with DMT though.
Unless I’m just being willfully ignorant about that, but I’m pretty damn sure anyway