THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[JIMKSI64]

Next to malevolent beings, not from earth, deciding that we don’t need to exist anymore
I fear the singularity more than anything

Imagine you are that alien. You park in orbit and have your staff prepared a cultural briefing on planet earth. It is to decide whether or not we will be allowed to proceed in our quest to reach the stars.
They start at Television and radio compiling data on people norms and customs. They enter information systems and looks at Governments and social aspect of interactions between countries.
Then they hit reddit.
Then they look at the education system looking for an answer about reddit.

Now seriously, what do you think out first contact team will decide?

 

[JIMKSI64]

That whole thing was called Operation Midnight Hammer, but honestly I have no clue what Paul Pelosi has to do with any of this.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Imagine you are that alien. You park in orbit and have your staff prepared a cultural briefing on planet earth. It is to decide whether or not we will be allowed to proceed in our quest to reach the stars.
They start at Television and radio compiling data on people norms and customs. They enter information systems and looks at Governments and social aspect of interactions between countries.
Then they hit reddit.
Then they look at the education system looking for an answer about reddit.

Now seriously, what do you think out first contact team will decide?

I loved Stargate SG1. Hilarious that they worked a mocking into the scrip that we have a planet with a space force that currently has no space ships.

 

[katraiter]

I loved Stargate SG1. Hilarious that they worked a mocking into the scrip that we have a planet with a space force that currently has no space ships.

Me some Stargate ! I watched all the movies plus the series and Atlantis ... Me and my mom went to see the movie in 1994 I was 15

 

[closettrapper217]

Bro, the other night on Galveston Island at 1 AM the heat index was 109 and the actual temp was 101° at 100% humidity


Its the end of times,
Or the end of me ever going out at night again

Meanwhile I’m in New England bitching about this lol

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

That whole thing was called Operation Midnight Hammer, but honestly I have no clue what Paul Pelosi has to do with any of this.

Took me a few seconds and then . That was a good one!

 

[JIMKSI64]

Took me a few seconds and then . That was a good one!

Hey guys the first rule of underwear hammer fight club is that you don't talk about underwear hammer fight club.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Meanwhile I’m in New England bitching about this lol

the heat index here today is 106 lol. Real temp is 94, but humidity is up in the 70s and there is zero wind.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Man, every time i harvest a flower, and say to myself: "Woah, this might be danker than banjo"... on the very next banjo harvest she'll stare me dead in the eye and say "That's fuckin funny bro"

I give Psychedelic Banjo a rating of 12/10. One rip and im set for like 2 hours. Her flower is as strong smoked in a pipe or bong, as good dabs. It might be the best tasting flower ive ever had too. The quality is so astronomically phenomenal im struggling to describe it, and thats saying something for me.

This batch of banjo is more enjoyable to smoke as totally un-cured, early sample popcorn buds, than even the finest afghan kush ive smoked. Its truly mind blowing. Much excitement for the cured buds.

Im thinking i got banjo pretty dialed in at this point She makes your average dispo top shelf seem like straight mids.


Without question the dankest plant, all around, that ive ever had.

 

[closettrapper217]

“Patiently” waiting

 

[Week4Bytch]

Well...if someone posted this already...worth the repost..

 

[FloridaMike]

I just opened a jar of Hash Plant that's been untouched in a cooler for 4 weeks.

I must say I'm pleasantly surprised. Smells like spicy apple cider in the jar.

Very smooth smoke w/ no lung punch. Pineapple/hash on the inhale, spicy hash on the back side

Nice mellow, kind of heady buzz. Very easy to zone out, then come around and realize you got the cotton mouth like a mofo & ain't drank in 5 mins

Definitely not my best, but all in all, not bad, especially having chopped 2-3 weeks early. 7.5 out of 10. Dispo, prolly high mids

 

[Ninjadogma]

Oh, and I had to make a meme of it...

 

[Mikedin]

Well...if someone posted this already...worth the repost..

Tons of em but they are hilarious

The yeti ones are good too but not as good the raccoon one is good too alien is ok lol

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

This fall's cuddle puddle:

Breeding male: Super Lemon Haze f8 x

Super lemon haze f8 (for an f9)

Special Queen x PB2

Special Queen x haymeadow purps

Garlic lime reserve (GG4 x GMO iirc)

Psychedelic Banjo

Thai Dom haymeadow Purps

Afghan x afghan (Mazar x seedsman original)

Durban Poison

Peaceblaster 3

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Neither side eats Bacon.
This is not my war.

And this sort of humour is the reason the Trainwreck is the most popular thread on here Fkn gold

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Im about to cross 25k posts,
100,000 reactions
Good luck soldier.
Its a long and ridiculous road.

Im prob the one that needs to slow my roll. Ive only been here for 1 year. And i only post in like, 5 threads.

 

[FloridaMike]

It's cool he was able to do that & all...
But around here we shoot them fuckers.

They got bunches of my last roommates
chickens and several of his cats & dogs.

Make no mistake, they are born fn killers,
especially when they're in packs. Out here
they are given no quarter

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Im prob the one that needs to slow my roll. Ive only been here for 1 year. And i only post in like, 5 threads.


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I joined May of 2021 I think?? I use to be able to figure out my start date, but couldn’t figure it out today.

Those numbers shot up substantially after I jumped the trainereck in late December of 2023. Been a whirlwind of activity ever since.