Imagine you are that alien. You park in orbit and have your staff prepared a cultural briefing on planet earth. It is to decide whether or not we will be allowed to proceed in our quest to reach the stars.
They start at Television and radio compiling data on people norms and customs. They enter information systems and looks at Governments and social aspect of interactions between countries.
Then they hit reddit.
Then they look at the education system looking for an answer about reddit.
Now seriously, what do you think out first contact team will decide?
Kill them and take the weapons!
them aliens dont need plasma.
We neeeeeeeed the plaaaaasma!
What you don’t understand borders you don’t have borders in space?
Silly aliens, no Geneva convention for you,
Whats that you say?
Oh you want your space cash back?
I have no damned clue what you are speaking about! Babyfarks mcgeezaks? We know not this alien.
It was finland anyways…..
Its always finland.
Watching this episode is a serious kick in the nuts the gut and the brain when you’re on a 10 strip chewing on your hand rolling around on the carpet at 3 AM

It was like 15 years ago, but it’s still indelible in the hippocampus like it was just yesterday…..