Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[GoldenDragondnw]

You. Have. Bars.

I got it. I was really high .

 

[Captspaulding]

I got it. I was really high .

Smelling what I’m stepping in homie

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Smelling what I’m stepping in homie

Dirt? I mean dude I'm stepping on some cushy ass carpet

 

[Captspaulding]

Dirt? I mean dude I'm stepping on some cushy ass carpet

You gottsa purpy doo…..quit frontin’

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

You gottsa purpy doo…..quit frontin’

I didn't at first then I asked my partner so technically I didn't know but then I knew so poo on you!

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I was super high when I wrote it tho. I smoke 420 - 440

 

[Captspaulding]

I was super high when I wrote it tho. I smoke 420 - 440

Lyrics cut like a thousand ginsu blades

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Lyrics cut like a thousand ginsu blades

Thanks man. I claimed to him i got skills but he said no you just got lyrics.

 

[Captspaulding]

Thanks man. I claimed to him i got skills but he said no you just got lyrics.

Either way, the captain certifies that shit
FREEEEEEEEEEEESH

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Then I did a beat box. my dog went nuts

 

[Captspaulding]

Then I did a beat box. my dog went nuts

Both of mine scratched

 

[BB22]

The song I like

 

[Captspaulding]

The song I like

Love molly Hatchet.

 

[DRan88]

Haha could not believe this. ( not me some dude on reddit)
I would die.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I'm watching the vid while listening to Molly hatchet and I'm like awesome! I don't want to post this til they both done. Lmfao he getting high af look his eyes. Swole shut.

 

[Captspaulding]

Haha could not believe this. ( not me some dude on reddit)
I would die.
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That would one hundred percent make me shit my pants.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

That would one hundred percent make me shit my pants.

A literal shit bricks.

 

[Captspaulding]

A literal shit bricks.

This turd cutter would be doing work…

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

It always reverts to poo. It's the end all be all.

 

[Captspaulding]

It always reverts to poo. It's the end all be all.

Oh if you can’t have poop fun, what good is life? I used to have depends parties all the time….so who has the nerve to rip one in front of everyone there’s usually a bet involved, someone WILL ALWAYS step up to the plate…..