THC Farmer Smoke Report
Tester Name : tobh
Strain : (Currently, my brother and I decided to call this: ) Nothing.
Method Smoked : Pipe
Dominant smell of bud : Citrus fecal matter
Associated smells of bud : Underlying sweet candy smell
Dominant flavour : Full mouth covering "weed" flavor, can't describe it, tastes like pot on inhale, exhale is a chemical citrus "dank".
Associated flavours : Bit of the pungency carries through to taste, kinda tastes like what a really rank fart that you can taste is like, if that makes sense.
Harsh/smoothness : 6 (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth)
- cough factor? : yes, only after a couple hits though. Greens is fairly smooth with a little bit of a bite (I recently picked cigarettes back up off and on, think this is the contributing factor here).
Profile : 85% head/ 15% body roughly. Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body)
Potency : 7 (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent)
Duration : 2 hours give or take on activity. (approx length of buzz, from first hit)
Use : Daytime, definitely. Has made a significant improvement on my current quality of life. Not racy though, so smoke enough and this bitch will knock you out!
Munchies? : Personally, no. Having an appetite isn't really my thing, ever though.
So, I borrowed the smoke report template for this post. Figured it would cover what I needed but not quite. So the buds don't really have a smell if smelt directly yet. You crack the jar and you're hit in the face with citrusy shit smell. So pungent, even just a couple grams in a flip top baggy makes a room stink. The stone isn't immediate, it's definitely creeper weed. Made the mistake with the shop owner of the tattoo shop I apprentice at by smoking a joint and we didn't realize how high we were going to be until 10 minutes after it was roached. Shit hit both of us like a ton of bricks and left us incapable of doing anything other than watching hilarious videos on youtube and laughing our asses off. The taste isn't anything to write home about yet. Has a standard weed flavor upon inhale but the complexities really shine on exhale. I'm sure after a couple weeks in jars (they were just moved to jars on Monday, so today marks day two of "cure") it'll really start to shine.
As I stated above, my brother and I have decided to call this strain "Nothing". It's a running joke amongst friends here, and figured why not preserve the joke in a very uplifting strain. I would love to see these beans ran in the hands of someone more skilled, as I pretty much proved with this cut that the chances of hermy'ing are almost nil. No nanners have popped up yet and this stuff is sensimilla as it gets. I would recommend this to anyone with PTSD, anxiety, depression, general shit luck in life and anyone else just looking for a boost in their quality of life. I think after I get these genetics a bit more solid I'll hand some out, retaining some of the F1's for solidarity and future BX's.
Don't know final weight but just guesstimating it came out close to 3 ounces. Very respectable considering the long, hard story behind these. Anyways, here's a few other bud shots and a shot of QWISO I made from some of the sugar leaf trim.
That QWISO kicked my ass a bit about an hour ago. Nothing like the bud, that hits you immediately right behind the eyes. Just dazed stoned haha, makes your thoughts stop for a bit. Thinking I'll stash some of this and see how it is in a month or two. Gotta love QWISO, easiest most efficient tek a budget home concentrator can use imo.
As always and what I think is in conclusion, thanks again for stopping by! It's been an interesting run and the fruits of the labors are helping heal all wounds gained in this journey. Stay high, stay up, stay free.