HeLLMuTT
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THC Farmer Smoke Report
INFO
Tester Name :HeLLMuTT
Strain : TAB Tahoe Alien Bubblegum
Method Smoked : Bong mostly
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Nuclear OG fallout
Associated smells of bud : Candied Skunk Ass
TASTE
Dominant flavour : Bleach Infused Pine Tar
Associated flavours : Sweetened Kush Funk
Harsh/smoothness : 9... It would have got a ten if this stuff didn't tickle my nose so much. :)
- cough factor? : yes just the right amount of crunch
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body . 75% head 25% body)
Potency : Flat out ten imo
Duration : 2 1/2 hours
Use : Great daytime smoke. good for the evening too.
Munchies? : yes
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
bleach (x)
SWEET
candy/fruity (x) - lemon (x)
methol (x)
SPICY
pinetar (x)
MUSKY
earthy (x) - dirt (x) - skunky (x)
Figure I'd save my favorite Alien concoction for last and man is it some dank! Pure fire yumyum! A fricken treat for the holidays that's for sure.
The TAB as I said is my flat out favorite, this cut does some great things for me both medicinally and spiritually. Medicinally it is so soothing; You wanna talk about "happy weed". The TAB fits that term so well being I can take a few rips at the start of my day and feel so blisteringly stoned, clear and focused. I can feel it on my nerves just healing.(if that makes sense) I can smoke this all day, be very functional and not worry about a seizure. My good friend who had split the herbs from Alien with me made note how well this strain worked on his nerve pain. Nerve pain caused from 3 IED's and a AK-47 round that went through his shoulder. One beat up army ranger and one beat up skater are loving it!
Ok so let's talk smell and taste. Two of the TAB's qualities I drool about. The smell is soooo god dam crisp!... Think of a city full of tahoe OG, cleaning chemicals and sugar hit by a atomic bomb. Then think about getting a whiff of fallout from that blast... Pretty gnar huh? It's tangy enough to make me sneeze from a good sniff. When you break it down that odor only intensifys and brings out the pine and skunk smells. The background has this subtle candy sweet smell to it. Nice, sticky, beautifully cured buds. They reek.
Smoken this stuff is such a treat. Some may laugh but I enjoy the taste of this herb so much I wish I could exhale the hits for ten minutes! lol Lord this stuff is kyrpto. It makes me sneeze OFTEN after tokes! It tickles my nasal cavity big time and I really like it. Leaves a bleach soaked pine needle taste on your tongue while still being sweet lined. Hits are vividly intense and pungent! Peoples eyes nearly pop out their heads after that 1st hit... Every dam time, the faces never get old. You get a nice lemon tang that's kind of mentholated. The TAB has a killer clean earthy/soil flavor that will standout too. Stands out in a good way. 100% Organically grown and it stands forefront at the flavor.
You know after all that, this strain is just flat out potent as shit! I can take two b rips and not worry about toking for a couple hours easy. I can also take like 8 rips and feel my eyeballs turn into glass... Whatever is cool. :)
This stuff is like some Candy infused Mega Tahoe on alien steroids.
You've been warned.
APPEARANCE
INFO
Tester Name :HeLLMuTT
Strain : TAB Tahoe Alien Bubblegum
Method Smoked : Bong mostly
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Nuclear OG fallout
Associated smells of bud : Candied Skunk Ass
TASTE
Dominant flavour : Bleach Infused Pine Tar
Associated flavours : Sweetened Kush Funk
Harsh/smoothness : 9... It would have got a ten if this stuff didn't tickle my nose so much. :)
- cough factor? : yes just the right amount of crunch
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body . 75% head 25% body)
Potency : Flat out ten imo
Duration : 2 1/2 hours
Use : Great daytime smoke. good for the evening too.
Munchies? : yes
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
bleach (x)
SWEET
candy/fruity (x) - lemon (x)
methol (x)
SPICY
pinetar (x)
MUSKY
earthy (x) - dirt (x) - skunky (x)
Figure I'd save my favorite Alien concoction for last and man is it some dank! Pure fire yumyum! A fricken treat for the holidays that's for sure.
The TAB as I said is my flat out favorite, this cut does some great things for me both medicinally and spiritually. Medicinally it is so soothing; You wanna talk about "happy weed". The TAB fits that term so well being I can take a few rips at the start of my day and feel so blisteringly stoned, clear and focused. I can feel it on my nerves just healing.(if that makes sense) I can smoke this all day, be very functional and not worry about a seizure. My good friend who had split the herbs from Alien with me made note how well this strain worked on his nerve pain. Nerve pain caused from 3 IED's and a AK-47 round that went through his shoulder. One beat up army ranger and one beat up skater are loving it!
Ok so let's talk smell and taste. Two of the TAB's qualities I drool about. The smell is soooo god dam crisp!... Think of a city full of tahoe OG, cleaning chemicals and sugar hit by a atomic bomb. Then think about getting a whiff of fallout from that blast... Pretty gnar huh? It's tangy enough to make me sneeze from a good sniff. When you break it down that odor only intensifys and brings out the pine and skunk smells. The background has this subtle candy sweet smell to it. Nice, sticky, beautifully cured buds. They reek.
Smoken this stuff is such a treat. Some may laugh but I enjoy the taste of this herb so much I wish I could exhale the hits for ten minutes! lol Lord this stuff is kyrpto. It makes me sneeze OFTEN after tokes! It tickles my nasal cavity big time and I really like it. Leaves a bleach soaked pine needle taste on your tongue while still being sweet lined. Hits are vividly intense and pungent! Peoples eyes nearly pop out their heads after that 1st hit... Every dam time, the faces never get old. You get a nice lemon tang that's kind of mentholated. The TAB has a killer clean earthy/soil flavor that will standout too. Stands out in a good way. 100% Organically grown and it stands forefront at the flavor.
You know after all that, this strain is just flat out potent as shit! I can take two b rips and not worry about toking for a couple hours easy. I can also take like 8 rips and feel my eyeballs turn into glass... Whatever is cool. :)
This stuff is like some Candy infused Mega Tahoe on alien steroids.
You've been warned.
APPEARANCE
