Stupid things you have done while stoned

[Canappa]

Ok Farm, I have done a lot of stupid things while stoned but, this last one tops them all. I been without bud for a few wks now waiting for my current shit cure all along I been paying for it. Last week a friend hooked me up with some cannabis oil and was looking for a place to store it away from the kids in the refrigerator. So I open up the fridge and go to open the bottom salad drawer and guess what I found.:woot: 4 qt size jars from my last run of tangerine power, sinmint cookies and my jack herer I completely forgot that I put these in fridge in the beginning of March they been in a good long cure! So I got home from work and fired up one and I am a happy camper for sure, the Cookie buds was all so good. My girls said to me yeh I knew about it thought you did to, lol

Just wondering what stupid things you might have did while stoned?

Another one is last week, I paid for my gas and went to work and did not notice till I got to there that I forgot to put the gas in the car:arghh:

 

[ZONER]

That ain't stupid Kid ..... That's like hittin' the lottery .... You must a been smiling like a kid in the old candy store .... Lol

 

[Canappa]

That ain't stupid Kid ..... That's like hittin' the lottery .... You must a been smiling like a kid in the old candy store .... Lol

hell yeh I make my day and week! Its taste all so good had to stop smoking the cookie half way thats some good shit

 

[midwestdensies]

One time I ordered food at drive thru, paid at the first window and just drove on through the rest of the way with no food! I was way to blitzed to go in just charged that shit to the game ha.

 

[fishwhistle]

I was fishing this weekend on a 3.5 day trip and was taking a couple rips off a joint up in the bow when a korean guy came up and asked if he could hit it,I said sure and handed him the joint and went to the galley to get some coffee,after bullshitting with the cook a couple minutes i came out just in time to see the guy i left with the joint getting ready to cast out,he reared back and fucking threw his whole rod and reel into the ocean!A fucking 500 dollar 2 speed reel and a custom rod,lol,me and one of the deckhands blew coffee out our noses we were laughing so hard!He looked down at the water then he looked at me and said ''good reed,very good reed''.

 

[midwestdensies]

That made my day @fishwhistle hahaha

 

[altitudefarmer]

... I completely forgot that I put these in fridge in the beginning of March...

Only users lose drugs. :-)

Every time I moved during my 20s and some of my 30s, I'd find a stash of something or other... That ended with the last couple moves, but that's a whole 'nother story.

My latest stoner moment was installing a tarp zipper upside down. Not as easy to fix as ya might think, haha.

 

[Power OG]

the life of true smokers. lmao
ive sat at a bunch of greenlights, almost ran a couple reds.
i constantly hide shit from myself, herb,cash ect. still havnt found a twenty i hid 9months ago, & ive looked everywhere. this is daily shit. lol ive seen my boy pass out smoking, that was wild, he was standing after his hit, & and came down like a building.

Respect
TMB

 

[chickenman]

Got a friend so baked he could not find his glasses, asking have you seen my glasses ??
... He was wearing them....

 

[Canappa]

the life of true smokers. lmao
ive sat at a bunch of greenlights, almost ran a couple reds.
i constantly hide shit from myself, herb,cash ect. still havnt found a twenty i hid 9months ago, & ive looked everywhere. this is daily shit. lol ive seen my boy pass out smoking, that was wild, he was standing after his hit, & and came down like a building.

Respect
TMB

Dam bro you must have some killer shit I aint never seen nobody pass out from bud LMAO! I would have laughed my ass off and took pics:snaphappy:

 

[Power OG]

Dam bro you must have some killer shit I aint never seen nobody pass out from bud LMAO! I would have laughed my ass off and took pics:snaphappy:

i have only seen it once, and nobody else felt anything like he did, and he was a smoker. i was high but nowhere close to as high as him.it was funny and scary all at the same time. We do smoke good. LMAO

 

[midwestdensies]

Seen an older dude strait pass out and convulse it was funny as fuck, not at the time though. Dude ripped a volcano and just wigged.

 

[Canappa]

Seen an older dude strait pass out and convulse it was funny as fuck, not at the time though. Dude ripped a volcano and just wigged.

 

[bckwht]

a few years ago i gave some killer white widow to a buddy who was not a hard smoker at all..he shared it with female co-worker and says she passed out trying to walk to the bathroom then began puking..haha i laughed my ass off when he told me

 

[ssteely71]

I was fishing this weekend on a 3.5 day trip and was taking a couple rips off a joint up in the bow when a korean guy came up and asked if he could hit it,I said sure and handed him the joint and went to the galley to get some coffee,after bullshitting with the cook a couple minutes i came out just in time to see the guy i left with the joint getting ready to cast out,he reared back and fucking threw his whole rod and reel into the ocean!A fucking 500 dollar 2 speed reel and a custom rod,lol,me and one of the deckhands blew coffee out our noses we were laughing so hard!He looked down at the water then he looked at me and said ''good reed,very good reed''.

What in the hell did you give that guy ? Lmao

 

[outwest]

Ok Farm, I have done a lot of stupid things while stoned but, this last one tops them all. I been without bud for a few wks now waiting for my current shit cure all along I been paying for it. Last week a friend hooked me up with some cannabis oil and was looking for a place to store it away from the kids in the refrigerator. So I open up the fridge and go to open the bottom salad drawer and guess what I found.:woot: 4 qt size jars from my last run of tangerine power, sinmint cookies and my jack herer I completely forgot that I put these in fridge in the beginning of March they been in a good long cure! So I got home from work and fired up one and I am a happy camper for sure, the Cookie buds was all so good. My girls said to me yeh I knew about it thought you did to, lol

Just wondering what stupid things you might have did while stoned?

Another one is last week, I paid for my gas and went to work and did not notice till I got to there that I forgot to put the gas in the car:arghh:

Only users lose drugs.

outwest

 

[stickyfing3rs]

a few years ago i gave some killer white widow to a buddy who was not a hard smoker at all..he shared it with female co-worker and says she passed out trying to walk to the bathroom then began puking..haha i laughed my ass off when he told me

Same thing happened to me one time, buddy of mine a bag and the fucker called me up up the next day saying to ditch that weed cuz its laced with something

 

[Shamus]

eat stale as fuck food, way too many times to count.

whole packages of stale ritz, with no water and no cheese.

 

[DowNwithDirT]

I've almost died at least 5 times.
From electric shock to falling out of a tree with a chainsaw

 

[OrganicGanja]

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Ha ha lol that's one funny ass pic she looks like she on the China White. I wish dabs made me nod out like that lol. Its funny some ppl do get blasted like that off trees. Kinda seems like reefer madness to me tho lol they make it seem like one dab will make you nod the fuck out like a heroin addict.