The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[Desertboy]

I believe the poor Fuckers in the UK can't have weapons.
Support your second amendment.

We also have over ten times less murders per 100,000. UK is dangerous enough on a saturday all ready lol I hate to think what it would be like with guns.

But you can get shotguns pretty easy, handguns have been banned since the mid 90's when some psycho walked into a primary school and shot kids.

I've been illegally offered hand guns more than once but I'm more likely to shoot myself in the foot than it actually be useful lol.

 

[R3LaX]

Lol I've seen woss with them roots they should pull thru that's with a bit of tlc tho no me neglect

Nah boy I'll pop em in a tiny pot fill em up small dose of seaweed or rizo n bam....clones are piss easy to take

 

[R3LaX]

They could probably pull through through with a load of love but probably be better to start again probably be cheaper too the root stim that will sort them roots out is expensive :)

I bet u a tenner they all survive

 

[Desertboy]

I would so go to Glastonbury if Shatner was playing ;)

 

[Desertboy]

Nah boy I'll pop em in a tiny pot fill em up small dose of seaweed or rizo n bam....clones are piss easy to take

Can't go wrong with seaweed, I ditched the rhizo a while ago to move to organic seaweed.

 

[danielhamil]

UK newbie looking for any info that will help I am starting a small tent grow 4 auto guillotine plants I have 2 light I can use 200w cfl(I was going to use for babies)600hps is the other light I have I am using a light perlite soil and any more helpcwould be great seeds not in soil for few days yet thanks again

 

[ghettogrower]

I've got a big fuck off razor sharp sword next to my bed if anyone tried robbing me shit he'd haven no arms to carry anything lol

 

[mancdank]

If that was Texas, you could shoot him dead at the door as soon as he opened it. You thought it was a criminal coming to rob and rape you. You will have to answer the same 20 questions for a day, but no charges, and maybe free rent for a bit.

My guy told the landlord wife that he caught him sniffing around in the knicker draw and messing with her toys :) went down like a lead balloon he said he had suspicions somebody has been going in the house because certain things have been moved and when they caught him that was the reason he phoned the police

 

[mancdank]

I bet u a tenner they all survive

Lol :)

 

[ghettogrower]

My guy told the landlord wife that he caught him sniffing around in the knicker draw and messing with her toys :) went down like a lead balloon he said he had suspicions somebody has been going in the house because certain things have been moved and when they caught him that was the reason he phoned the police

Have u ever been caught sniffing ya mum's knickers man?

 

[Desertboy]

I've got a big fuck off razor sharp sword next to my bed if anyone tried robbing me shit he'd haven no arms to carry anything lol

That's the spirit if in doubt hack it out ;)

 

[Toaster79]

I've got a big fuck off razor sharp sword next to my bed if anyone tried robbing me shit he'd haven no arms to carry anything lol

I've got a wife that's twice the size of me and she's breastfeeding our wee one. She turns in to a furious mama bear if someones tries to fuck around. Why would I need a wepon?

Well, I already have one :p

 

[mancdank]

Have u ever been caught sniffing ya mum's knickers man?

Can't say I have bro it's never been on my to do list lol

 

[Toaster79]

And I also like to keep my kitchen knives razor sharp

 

[Desertboy]

UK newbie looking for any info that will help I am starting a small tent grow 4 auto guillotine plants I have 2 light I can use 200w cfl(I was going to use for babies)600hps is the other light I have I am using a light perlite soil and any more helpcwould be great seeds not in soil for few days yet thanks again

Wrong place for that, try starting a thread in the basic growing section this the general chat/give Mancdank shit thread ;)

One word of advice ditch the autos! 4 auto's and a 600w I would be shocked if you could make that work, more like 9 or even 16.

But when you're indoors Auto's are more gimmicks than useful IMHO.

 

[mancdank]

Strawbs is getting real frosty :)

 

[mancdank]

Wrong place for that, try starting a thread in the basic growing section this the general chat/give Mancdank shit thread ;)

One word of advice ditch the autos! 4 auto's and a 600w I would be shocked if you could make that work, more like 9 or even 16.

But when you're indoors Auto's are more gimmicks than useful IMHO.

Agreed Defo need at least 9 auto per 600w :) and bro your lame old ass couldn't give me shit on a good day :)

 

[Toaster79]

UK newbie looking for any info that will help I am starting a small tent grow 4 auto guillotine plants I have 2 light I can use 200w cfl(I was going to use for babies)600hps is the other light I have I am using a light perlite soil and any more helpcwould be great seeds not in soil for few days yet thanks again

There you go ;)

Here's an auto between 6 photos in an 1x1m tent...

......

If you can find it ;)

 

[mancdank]

Stardawg not looking too shabby either :)

 

[Desertboy]

Agreed Defo need at least 9 auto per 600w :) and bro your lame old ass couldn't give me shit on a good day :)

I don't need to give shit Mancdank lol I'm well covered on that point already ;)

But really no Auto's, Auto is a dirty word. Outdoors maybe it can be considered kinky indoors I just really cannot understand why you wouldn't just grow fems.

Not a fan of fems but I would take them any day of the week over Auto's.