Purple police

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dire wolf

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Hey fellas , your not talking about drugs again ? I thought i told you already.....
 
Deadstill

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Can I have some of what y'all are smokin?

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dire wolf

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fishbuds said:
double barrel purple! for those who remember :0
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Hey fishbuds , why you eating seal meat , can i suggest "the other " seal meat
Its eggplant , and why im suggesting it is because its purple ....
Purple eggplant the seal meat substitute , try some 😎
 
dire wolf

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Not that i wouldent eat some seal meat , as long as you put some salt and purple on it......
 
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dire wolf said:
Ok guys , im almost ready to give in , just post everything in purple , in fact vote for a purple president , everything in the future will now be purple , no more racial tension , just purple , no more red or green traffic lights , just purple , no more medium rare cheesburgers , just purple....
Heres your dinner sir , would you like your steak more purple ?
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Works for me...because I have the unfortunate curse of being a Minnesota Viking fan 🥴🥴🥴🥴
 
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dire wolf said:
Hey fishbuds , why you eating seal meat , can i suggest "the other " seal meat
Its eggplant , and why im suggesting it is because its purple ....
Purple eggplant the seal meat substitute , try some 😎
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I dont actually have access to seal meat. But, I'm glad you asked why I would eat it and not something more palatable.

As a society, we are concerned with climate more than ever. What goes hand and hand with climate and environment? Animals.

Since, as a society, we like to hunt species to extinction, why not get a head start on eating the seals. They are severely overpopulated, and easy targets, so it's a win win.


Grey seals are having an intensely negative effect on seaside life in Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and especially Cape Cod. Many, including all shark charters and shark scientists, see these seals as a boon, and want to capitalize on it in any way the can. The scientists want the grants to keep flowing, and the charters want the cash. unfortunately, the chartering for striped bass and bluefish, will hit a low they have not seen since the 1980's, so they will now harass the sharks and show the people how great it is to have all these seals and sharks littering our beaches.

So you want to go on a seaside vacation, and bathe in the clear crisp waters of the Cape? Forget it. you'd be lucky to get a day or two out of the week when there were "no apparent sharks around", and not see a red flag. Then if you move to another beach, perhaps you will find the sluice of seal shit that pervades the shoreline on many of the most beautiful beaches in our country. Clear water turned brown:(

Very Sad, I say release fish, and eat seals.
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fishbuds

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ummm, that's the man in the grey suit :0

that seal did not make it
 
dire wolf

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Im not on the peta program

I been hating those fuckers since they wiped out the black back flounder in the area where i grew up , that was my childhood passion , catching black back , winter flounder , when i see those seals , i wanna .... well you know
Im a big northeast fisherman , dont even get me started....

Actually when i read you quote "i love seal meat " my mind went to " whale meat "
And i made the joke about eggplant ...

Seals , now thats a different story i dont even want to get into it , those fuckers destroyed to extinction my favorite fish......
 
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