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and one's rotten, fouled, hoarded
perishables
beginning and ending to smell
will STILL b of value,
at least, for a small spell
 
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wolfy, save yourself!

surgical tubing and a pen tip...

don't b a weinie...

I'm such a meanie

threaded, pvc topper... for garden hose size, with pen tip sized hole.
pharmacies pimp, all, butt THE PIPE...

entire fleets of enemas, flying off the shelves n the next aisle... careful... gonna need to send in the Wolverines
 
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hangin with dbags
round pegs
other holes

i can firt 9 in my car

more than 10
is deadly
by far
so let's party
jumpin n let's head to the bar!
 
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safer than 11
so let's do it right
n not kill ourselves
it's just a bar
it's noon, somewhere
so let's a raze a glass
n climb the stairway to heaven
don't worry...
this won't last
apparently, tens
aren't a sin
and i we can drink real fast
so don't b so thin skinned
a barfly to the last
a lil gin... a lil blend...
a raging alcoholic
let's party
since apparently
this is then end
just look at empty shelves
and let's all save ourselves!



-cheers
 
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what's so funny

sorry

i can't stop laughing...

why all the hoarding n buying

if u believe we're all dying

sorry

i should get serious

but the logic

eludes us

it's just so mysterious

and mass hysterious
 
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what's walmart's take on returns...

about those paper aisles...

 
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look at the tissue
the tp
the pt's
then, wink at ur man
and snot rocket
in the kitchen sink
farmer hankeys
and paybacks
r
a bitch
what comes around
blows around
 
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it'll b funny to c
the country's biggest aholes
pimpin previously owned tp
 
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Just a highlight of my shopping yesterday. Empty aisle where tissue used to be but for 2 dented boxes. Another woman comes rushing up, a look of dismay on her face, so I offered her one of the boxes, and to my surprise she shook her head and kept walking, and said, "Keep them. If I had gotten here before you, you would have been out." I left one. Empty aisles, shifty eyed people in the checkout aisle with their carts piled high with swag. It was the second store I had gone to that was gutted. I felt sick to my stomach driving home. Called my dad and cried like a little girl. He can always make me laugh because he's sly with his words and crappy innuendos.
 
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so the bud sales guy was present,
under the xmas tree...

-sc
hey, u know these guys got robbed a couple months back

anything would help
even a case of jack

-water sales guy/butt light
oh that's not my call

way to pass the veteran
buck

-sc
but u know who's call it is...


and a ring a ding ding

-sc
tis the season
best of
luck


ashhole

as i said to the trucker
mr red

sales can b aholes...

better red

than a booze slingin

dickhead

merry Christmas !
i hope he's feelin shytty and outta tp ;P
 
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Just a highlight of my shopping yesterday. Empty aisle where tissue used to be but for 2 dented boxes. Another woman comes rushing up, a look of dismay on her face, so I offered her one of the boxes, and to my surprise she shook her head and kept walking, and said, "Keep them. If I had gotten here before you, you would have been out." I left one. Empty aisles, shifty eyed people in the checkout aisle with their carts piled high with swag. It was the second store I had gone to that was gutted. I felt sick to my stomach driving home. Called my dad and cried like a little girl. He can always make me laugh because he's sly with his words and crappy innuendos.
nobody would expect anything less, from cat. figures.
i hope u managed to have your needs, met. i know of a farmers market, in the vicinity, but that could still, b 4 hrs, from u. if u didn't find everything... home/market growers aren't Walmart trucks. we're comin into soft fruit season, as well.
those, from other areas, might seek out the same, for basic needs. a gal at the club, today, said vitamins were raided, in the town n the opposite direction i traveled.
that sux!
yeah, i visited, nathan, again, yesterday and even 5 diamond chefs can't work, when the cow is raided, from our local stores.
here comes the dog food run...
obviously, our politicians, have yet to donate their mancave, fridges...

folks, as u restock n have difficulty, finding fresh, produce... i was lookin at dates n tryin to consider, alternatives to expensive vitamins n empty, produce sections... i know folks figured i was doin the same, but i shop for food, the way i dress: 10 of the same... so those i bump into, don't feel less than; wearing the same thing, 2 days n a row... and yes... as i loathe, leavin the open door, to townies and all things that kill; i buy 10 of the same, thiz n that so i was smoked, when my Mexican salads, had been pillaged.
grapefruit... jarred, fruits... canned, less healthy... salt free, veges... corn, uncooked; blanched... hughely, high in Fe/iron... for u hypoz...
yeah, dates were rough. the grapefruits, extended out into may so...
outside the produce, walki-n box...
f the ice cream n high carb, frozens... b smart... fill your norms, with healthier, choices... than ice cream n questionable, choices.
f... i forgot lunch meat...
ok so salt free nuts n cheeses, last... it's already, mould.

I'm so sorry, we're all, seeing this.

one step closer to drivin next to angry cigarette, quitters n shakey, alcohol, withdrawals. i forgot to grab that 12er. i drink for my stories, but at home... RARELY... but when i want a cold one, it had better b there! and right now, all i have is guest booze. sux. don't wanna go out, again.

well, how'd u make out, cat? carts n carts of paper towels, then? plenty of .38 rounds? good on ya, gurl! way to dook it out with that gal, who should feel guilty, bout stealin baby formula, for high vitamin, coffee creamer.
 
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and i finally heard about a local-ish, Walmart, fist fight; on the grapevine. bout time. somebody get a pic of don king, at Walmart!
 
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my water guy is laughing his ash off, over water hoarders...
-water guy
i gotta hurry up n find where i can fill some jugs
 
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made topicals
ltr comin by to corrupt me in a bit
so much for an oil cookout, in the fargin, windy chilled, last ditch of winter, come n goin. prolly for the best. i might die from some new, flu.
 
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next, will b cash... if it keeps up. it's everywhere u want to b... I'll go with cig cartonz...
 
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