ok well
until biker sam says go
imma have a corona monologuing, with yall cause, I'll just get weird
but
I'm sooo psyched!!!
so did the roof
did not have to climb to top! did a good job, sweeping, yesterday
i fo
yesterday?
recently
anyway
shit
lost
ummm
i forget
so I'm goin home
n the middle of nowhere
and dood's (head) broke down with a flat
it's 2 axle and it was a front. dood (head), didn't have more than a ton, if that
told him he could single, legitimately
pretty sure that jives, even without tandems
anyway, unsecured load, was actually more disconcerting, but he's my senior
kept my mouth shut about the last 2 bits
anyway, turns out i know a guy in the tire biz, maybe 50mi out... so i ask what i can do...
"tyred guy... can ya help me out... i don't think he's got much..."
-owner
send em
we'll take care of him
at this point, the guy is refusing all kinds of assurance; meaning he needs alot of help and these are
OUR KINDA PEOPLE
and we're talkin a bit
and he tokes (head), but... didn't get the vibe of... that, let's just say, so i told him a story, instead of havin stuff fall off a hoopty... but he knows black ops and stories! and i realize I'm being selfish n waitin his time he may not have so i hush n tell em-
-told
get in the back back...
and y'all know y
tools went flyin and iso went squirtin
and y'all know
I'm "special "... only took me a couple days to translate n my head, asshole...
so naturally, i go to light up...
with my gloves on...
what happens when u set flame to isopropyl, people...
ME
yeah so
but and he said his car was 2mi north
dood... his rv is a powered, unit
y the car, 2mile frogger, at a time
he may need my shovel, more than i do
cause larry the roofer, still breathes, dam it... anyway
i saw his car
and u know about me and the shoe thing
his sled, is more ghetto than mine
meaning
where he's broke down
with one driver I'm aware of
(coulda been dead, still in rv)
he's got bigger problems than he's disclosing and
MY KINDA GUY
so now i figure...
I've just asked tyred, for another huge fav
I'll need to c him n person
and town fuckin freaks me the fuck out
this ain't boastin; i mean to encourage/inspire
so i go and unlike the market
ur peeps who give a dam (i wish they were friends but im always freaked when im their so i xit asap- so... :acquaintances)- the goods ones, will approach u, sick n all... within 24 (man inches) inches. aren't they something.
so i say
man... he may have nothin and has outta state plates and his sled is more ghetto than mine even
it should b off the vehicle
-teddy bear
shouldn't b more than $20, i know we have it used
i hand em the card and $cash, both drippin in iso
hands me the card n says, no man, u got it
i said- people have less a problem arguing with takin money from those they believe have significantly more
i mean for u to give it to him, for fuel
i don't imagine he budgeted for a breakdown
or could if he wanted to
-ted
no problem
we got the tire
aren't they super fuckin cool!
amazing adventure, today
i hope y'all had just as good a time
i hoarder 2 cases of corona 24s!
can't we technically say
it's medicinal
?
man... one of u... i bet all four of u bitches have n already do this
lemme hear a cool one about helpin someone out
i know u cheap fuckers, do it, too!
mosh...d...cat...wolf... the rock... raisinette...artist...