More drywall? Ugh! It’s like the farm without gif’s, this is the only thread I follow here and I can’t get out of my head how much better it would be with them.
I like the way you type things out but seems impossible for me to do it that way.like deleting emails I start, get through 100 and I start to panic.
I think the girl in this vid would make a great addition to your thread. And everytime you talk about yours or someone else’s girlfriend she is going to come to mind. And she digs grungy dudes!
I'm sure she gives great divorce
can u imagine
being an attractive woman
the way people just like me
think
EVERY TIME a man oogles u
he hasn't a care n the world
who u are
what u think
what u feel
ur just a fuck doll
hmmm
what's her name
where's she come from
what's she like
what's she think about
i used to challenge myself
take out a couple girlz a day
maybe 5ish
it's expensive
it's risky
i didn't give a dam about any of em
shared em with friends
random fight club company
and i found I'd rather clear the slate
because if she couldn't hold an intelligent conversation
i didn't wanna have to dick around with
I'm going out of town for a bit
y r u still hear
I'm sure she's a wonderful person
and appreciates that mosh n dod just eye fucked er
but I've had my fill of billboardz n boredom
and if... well... I'm not saying porn ain't inspirational
but I'm old
i just want a woman who'll do me when everything sagz
listen to me
smile pretty n tickle me behind the earz
make coffee
FIRST!
kiss me when i come n go
and expect the same of me
unfortunately
unless her namez Svetlana from the czech republic
i already have that slot filled
so to speak
and if czechsvet showz up with a bottle of bairnsfather bitters
g's down
it's in our prenup
post whatever inspires u
she wouldn't happen to b an indian calendar gurl
would she?
snap-on
but know the door u open
may just slam on ur fingers nface
as we have adorned ourselves with the wickedest
cleverest
sweetest
smartest
wizest
bitchiest
sexxiest ladeez
and
turn about is fairplay
if we gonna sling it
the ladeez of the house
may just slap some dick on us
and the report button has been bashed in
dod
cat
TFALL DID IT!
yeah
she's pretty
see what she saze about these dealbreakers and if she's still next to u in the morning
ya found a good one
i c who i want when i want
cause it ain't all about seckz n i like women better than men
ur welcome to do the same
I'm not ur jailer
if u think u can do better
nobody's stopping u
ur welcome to join n when it iz
all about seckz
u can never ask me to marry have pupz quit drinkin r somkin
u leave with what u bring to the party
nothing more
i will take nothing from u
but love n rockets
and when i get my annual absinthe order
i expect u to b cool with blackoutz
still wanna have dinner
r should we just fuck
