Obnoxious strain names

[zoeronerer]

my 03 wrx will smoke yers dog hahah all jdm sti......look man you cant take a joke and who cares what kind of car you drive well i do .....cause i own one but thats besides the point......this board is positive .... your initial post in my way of thinking negative thats all ..

you can talk it up all you want i just threw it bak at you .....

its a matter of opinion plain and simple....

call it what you will....

im pretty secure in my sexuality dude thats kind of a weird thing to bring into it.....

...look i grow pot for myself if other people dont like it well they can like someone stated earlier smoke brick weed....

the pony tail and prius thing was a joke .....

you should take more pride in the chem and scully hash plant etc cause the first time i seen em guess wut they wer from colorado springs ! r.i.p minus one...shouts to paso fts...:star you can spell my name wrong all you want homey do a google search for zoer .... i aint no toy .... and i see that driver in yer avitar sound bwoy don no..... look man its yer opinion correct but yer opinion is negative thats why i chimed in ..... just name something what you like when you make your contribution to the game ....

people love these names your in a minority h8n on em...

respect to my ladys in boulder...

so what names do you like lets try and turn this pos .

i like all of billys strains mendo express etc ...

sonoma coma ye love that one.

grandaddy...... well i lived in oakland and this old lady who was 80 we offered her a hit and she said and i quote "fool i only smoke grandaddy"

then there is the betsy love that

also apricot and all the fruit strains ...

trainwreck ye for all my dj homeys that need to hold a mix....

hahah ok yer turn ..... whats good homey.

oh and ...
this model chick once said something thats fitting to this situation she said "oh yer a potnerd" and she walked away...

why should pot heads be not relaxed..... p c people from colorado lol.......

 

[zoeronerer]

oh man i just read yer post yer saying breeding isint work ....wtf NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB....

i will race you for pink slips .......anyday....

 

[cemchris]

Generally this is all still very funny to me so continue on.....

 

[HypnoToad]

well I can see g 13 or c99- when Im looking for a keeper I name moms a-z and cuts from them 1-99...

but I know what you mean about cheese - doesnt really work for me!

Stupid name? Yes. Great Smoke. Hell Yes!

Honestly the names that get me are the ridiculous gangsta like names. Phonetically spelling or abbreviating words is for texting and people who can't read, not for naming pot. And yet, I'll buy (and now grow) that shit and smoke it without complaint.

HT

 

[tribeca]

Most names are given for certain reasons.Green crack was given that name because of its addicting smell and early samples proved that the high didnt last long.Similar to crack cocaine.Its all a matter of opinion so its hard to say something is stupid because you dont understand or have the aptitude to agree to disagree.

 

[Rolln J]

I have never seen a sample of cheese that I thought smelled like cheese (never grew it out though either)

but every time I get cat piss it smells like cat piss - lol

 

[Venom818]

seems like those gangster names are tagged on to some of the dankest weed in the world.

 

[Rolln J]

lol yeah but OG stands for Ocean Grown...

not original gangsta.

maybe Im ignorant to the whole gang thing - what other gang names of dank is there?

 

[Venom818]

LOL that depends on who you ask Im in the sfv and the hydro shops and clincs call it original gangster kush
I could see how it would get that name --->> Ive heard of mexican mafia og
hells angel og
im sure theres more.

 

[HypnoToad]

In the end, it's just a name. Ultimately what really matters is how it smokes. But what would be nice is if there was a standardized naming convention and cataloging system. Then you could have a proper scientific name that would be universal world wide and the the "street name" which is what we currently use, and to be honest, leaves a lot of subjectivity on what you're smoking, where it came from, etc.


Lastly, before I get shot down for this idea, remember, a standard system is always optional. One thing Pot Farmers have no shortage of is out of the box thinkers and rebels. It's just my opinion, but something like this would help farmers answer their most important question: How do you grow better Cannabis?

Peace,
HT

 

[xX Kid Twist Xx]

the saying og kinda morphed. it was original gangsta now it don't always have to mean gangsta. when you hear phrases like og chocolate or og pineapple the just mean original 1st on the seen should get their respect. words have away of doing that. c-99 means Cinderella 99% so there is alot of thought to that. and what if g-13 actually stands gor G(goverment)13(the 13th letter of the alphabet M for marijuana) g13=goverment marijuana. green crack name is fitting it almost has a plastic smell also. if you ever cooked crack or smelt it being burnt you'd know the smell. alot of times the name just fits the weed. if weed smells like catpiss why the fuck would you name it roses?

 

[AlienBoyD7]

This G-13 is it the same one we use to call the UW or Billy Weed in the 80's we use to grow this stuff that came out of the University of Washington.

 

[express_fix]

i read about a strain called "herojuana"
http://www.marijuanareviews.com/og-herojuana-reseda-discount-caregivers-1707.html
that's just wrong, man.
we have enough narcophobs in our society, no need to generate more reasons for them to hate on the good weed.
weed must be separated from the other illicit drugs, hence this strain's name bugs the s... out of me

 

[chickenn]

i see those idiots had to put OG on their herijuana...lol

i guess OG will male it more dank and desirable...to noobs.

 

[Rabbi]

Has anyone else run across two black guys from mendo selling a smoke they call Nigga Sweat but i dropped the er.......Anyone? thelocal clubs are changing the name but buying it up think its an OG of some sort.

 

[Jack Griffin]

Shrom? What's that?
And Opium...there's a real winner.
My fave ATM is Redneck Koosh by Motarebel.

 

[xX Kid Twist Xx]

if i remeber correct schrom is a romulan cross with something else dont no the begging but the rom part(sch -rom) i heard was from romulan. or i could just be something else

 

[Rolln J]

i see those idiots had to put OG on their herijuana...lol

i guess OG will male it more dank and desirable...to noobs.

lol the reviewer says "I think OG Herojuana is one of the best/most creative strain names I’ve heard of in a while."

what a moron!

 

[7rayos]

Yeah, yeah, keep complaining, but remember there's a non english speaking world out there, i'm sure 'cos i live in it and man, i sometimes think some breeders dub as pc programmers. There's a kind of regular aesthetics though. Love Potion might be one of my fave plants of all time, but translated into spanish it sounds corny as hell. Most are just no way to translate and sound real, so people keep the english name. With the spanish accent. So, Loff Pottee On, Norrderr Lies, Ah Kaa Kooar aentae see- ehteh and Grey Why Tsar. Guess how we call the White Widow. That's right, Why Weed-o?
If grass woulnd't have been illegal all this time they'd have names like American Gold, (ahmerican goal) or Holland Blue (holaan bloo) or Toronto Snow (toronto snob) and scrapping off all those little annoying bits like bx, s, F and ### in the title, so punters would think there's a vegetable behind it.
Now how would i name a smoking only me and my friends purposed homemade cross consisting in Ocean Grown Kush San Fernando Valley Cut Backcrossed 1/Durban Poison x Cheese United Kingdom/Western Winds? PsicoForage? Hey, stop it right there, i wanna go walking. :icon_dizzy:

 

[charasi]

Ah, the creativity of the human mind.

Words contain a vibrational frequency. Take a look into the works of Dr. Masaru Emoto to understand this point of view.

I can understand sedate's view of naming something a derogatory term based off such evidence.

However, there is the element of unbridled human-creativity at play in the naming of strains by breeders. What would attempts to regulate or encourage a more palatable (pun intended) naming system serve? It seems futile, as in the human experience people have even named their own kids names like Moon-unit and Dweezil.

Perhaps, what is the most important is the love that is given by the growers who grow these plants that have names which make some cringe. "Oh I love you my little catpiss, you and dogshit are gonna make a sweet couple!" "Your gonna get me soooo high that I think I'll call your cross "Dirty Ole Bum" because I'll wake-up after smoking it having shit and pissed myself!"

So much for naming ganja for it's region of origin, everything changes, and with those changes, new names.

Great discussion.