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[GoldenDragondnw]

We here at the captains house send these out on the holidays to folks. It’s solid.

I totally read that as scone. And was like where's my scone?

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I love your card btw.

 

[awesomeblossom]

Best advice is to know HOW to sell yourself.... that's all i do... i applied to legal states around me when NY was not legal... I didn't get hired cause I wasn't living in state but willing to move.... regardless I was always told I was top choice if I had already lived in their legal state back then.....

You got this... just believe in yourself... fake confidence if you have too... your the used car salesman trying to sell your engine!

Do something very different and unique, like something no one else dose. Something that will get Thier attention. They see and hear the same thing all day from diff people. If u do a style no one else dose well show them. Make em think they can't succeed without u.
Congrads on the job bro... Gotta have confidence like that. Speak it into existence...
U got it man, just another day in the grow room doing what u do. Ain't no thing but a chicken wang... Lol

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Do something very different and unique, like something no one else dose. Something that will get Thier attention. They see and hear the same thing all day from diff people. If u do a style no one else dose well show them. Make em think they can't succeed without u.
Congrads on the job bro... Gotta have confidence like that. Speak it into existence...
U got it man, just another day in the grow room doing what u do. Ain't no thing but a chicken wang... Lol

So is growing a siamese gelato not interesting enough sadness. I was also hoping all my managerial work was the bonus. You know like I'm over qualified but I love weed so I'm willing to work my way up in the company type of deal. I might be too confident. They say arrogant. I say it's just being positive about you. That's it.

 

[Cannaburg]

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

AI chemist finds molecule to make oxygen on Mars after sifting through millions

The system calculated more than 3.7 million molecules it could make from six different metallic elements in the rocks.

www.space.com

Well duh. Cuz we've already lived on mars and destroyed its atmosphere and came back to earth after traveling the galaxy looking for hospitable planets for our species. Cryogenic space sleep. It's a real thing. Suspended animation. This is how we travel far. And they built the rockets wrong and haven't figured out how to use gravity to our advantage and pull us out rather than pushing us using rocket fuel. We don't need that shit man. ugh. Ugh. Who runs the space program? Swear they don't know wtf they are doing. Anyhow. Yes it's possible to live on mars. It just takes a little work.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Have a good night

 

[Captspaulding]

Have a good night

You too my friend

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn dude slow down on the wax coffee.

what’s that? Eh?

 

[Cannaburg]

Do something very different and unique, like something no one else dose. Something that will get Thier attention. They see and hear the same thing all day from diff people. If u do a style no one else dose well show them. Make em think they can't succeed without u.
Congrads on the job bro... Gotta have confidence like that. Speak it into existence...
U got it man, just another day in the grow room doing what u do. Ain't no thing but a chicken wang... Lol

That's true... end of my resume it says I know how to ride a shovel.at 85mph down a ski mountain

 

[Cannaburg]

This shows why dogs are cooler

 

[Captspaulding]

That's true... end of my resume it says I know how to ride a shovel.at 85mph down a ski mountain

My cover letter says “butt snorkeler”
In bold italics.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

This me. well you know I was born in a small town moved to fresno like 17 years ago...

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Vibin early. Have a beautiful day all.

 

[Captspaulding]

I love your card btw.

Thank you, I thought it was perfect with out being an asshole

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Thank you, I thought it was perfect with out being an asshole

You should put a cthulu in the background somewhere...or maybe in the water

 

[Deadstill]

Have you ever felt completely overwhelmed? That's how I feel. I'm pretty sure the wife's gunna kill me when she gets home

Either she's going to fuck me to death or she's gunna use me to clean this pig sty up like a mop.. Maybe both? Idk. Fuck.

 

[Captspaulding]

You should put a cthulu in the background somewhere...or maybe in the water

Holy shit. See that’s great, my wife is a graphic designer. It’s going down hahahaha

 

[Captspaulding]

Have you ever felt completely overwhelmed? That's how I feel. I'm pretty sure the wife's gunna kill me when she gets home

Either she's going to fuck me to death or she's gunna use me to clean this pig sty up like a mop.. Maybe both? Idk. Fuck.

Tick tock man. So, eat your wheaties.
You play this right, you gotta lay pipe early man, that way she isn’t as pissed about the house.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Have you ever felt completely overwhelmed? That's how I feel. I'm pretty sure the wife's gunna kill me when she gets home

Either she's going to fuck me to death or she's gunna use me to clean this pig sty up like a mop.. Maybe both? Idk. Fuck.

Or fuck you to death THEN use ya to clean up the pig sty.