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[Justlovetogrow]

Do a little "pruning" more like took my vacuum and sucked the parts of fan leaf tips off leaving the most of the green left....

That’s a new one Jkash the vacuum prune now we just gotta put a few razor blades in it clean bag n it might just manicure it for us to

 

[Justlovetogrow]

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Yea u got me man

 

[Captspaulding]

That shit would be outta this world….

You won the internet today with that one….

 

[Mikedin]

You won the internet today with that one….

Wasn’t sure if anyone was gunna catch onto it haha

 

[Cannaburg]

That’s a new one Jkash the vacuum prune now we just gotta put a few razor blades in it clean bag n it might just manicure it for us to

Well I thought to myself....why take the whole leaf the green parts of the leaves are still doing their thing... leave ends were a little crispy... so I just "tidied up" why take the whole leaf

 

[Cannaburg]

Before I go I want to smoke with an alien. Yep I said that

Your not the only 1 who feels that way!!!

 

[Cannaburg]

That’s a new one Jkash the vacuum prune now we just gotta put a few razor blades in it clean bag n it might just manicure it for us to

Already done!!!!

EZTRIM Wander Trimmer (On SALE until June 30)Default Title

The EZTrim Wander Trimmer is a portable and efficient trimming solution designed to simplify the process of preparing plant buds for consumption or further processing. This compact and easy-to-use trimmer comes equipped with sharp, stainless steel blades that delicately trim away excess plant...

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[Cannaburg]

Ever Hate your job that much?!?!? Here is your sign...

 

[cpurola]

Already done!!!!

EZTRIM Wander Trimmer (On SALE until June 30)Default Title

The EZTrim Wander Trimmer is a portable and efficient trimming solution designed to simplify the process of preparing plant buds for consumption or further processing. This compact and easy-to-use trimmer comes equipped with sharp, stainless steel blades that delicately trim away excess plant...

greenthumbdepot.com

You're a genius! LOL

 

[Mikedin]

Your not the only 1 who feels that way!!!

Hell yes, I wanna take a trip on that spaceship

 

[Cannaburg]

Hell yes, I wanna take a trip on that spaceship

I saw a ufo... it was pretty crazy honestly

 

[Cannaburg]

Ever wonder what weed calls would be like???

 

[Itscheese94]

Day 72 of a 49-56 day harvest. She pretty.much done.
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nice chunky buds pilted, have a good harvest

 

[Pilted]

nice chunky buds pilted, have a good harvest

Thanks today is the day she is coming down. Appreciate the nomination.

 

[Itscheese94]

Thanks today is the day she is coming down. Appreciate the nomination.

yeh nice man, should have some nice weight there. looks nice and chunky is it a northern lights i just put nl.

 

[Itscheese94]

I saw a ufo... it was pretty crazy honestly

i want to hear the story kash

 

[RhCrusader]

Anybody ever build a worm farm or use a worm factory? I eat a lot of veggies and stuff so i figure maybe i can make my own soil /worm tea with a bit of practice.

I did my first one last year
I spend my summer fishing for walleye with worm harnesses so I was spending a ton on bait.
I used two plastic totes stacked one with drain holes got 600 European crawlers from uncle jim’s pretty basic and low maintenance all in about $80 will be cheaper this year. Saved about $500 in crawlers and now I’m using last years dirt mixed with pro mix and perlite plants love it
They love clean cardboard and clean cornmeal

 

[Deadstill]

Mornin' y'all how's the Farm doin this morning? Just trying to stay warm out here in CO we got wind chills down to -30 today. It's -21 right now yaaaay

Yeah so I'm probably going to have to kick my friends out (the ones who keep leaving my damn gate open) because I just caught them lying to me about something you should not lie about.

Apparently they're trying to burn my fucking ranch down. They are running an extension cord from the 1 outdoor outlet that I have, over a 30+ foot run, and they are using the cheapest thinnest piece of shit extension cord that walmart sells.. Probably only like 16 gauge maybe 14 gauge TOPS.

/begin rant

Spoiler: UGH

The problem is, and I TOLD THEM this when they moved in, YOU CANNOT RUN A SPACE HEATER ON THAT SMALL OF AN EXTENSION CORD OVER THAT LONG OF A DISTANCE.

Sorry for yelling, but I feel the stupidity is strong in these people. So anyway after telling them over and over and them reassuring me over and over that they're not running a space heater, that they would only use a propane heater, I find out, they ARE running a fucking space heater and they're going to burn my fucking house down!!!!

So long story short they kept tripping my circuit breaker and then blowing up my phone asking me to throw the switch. I kept asking "Are you sure you're not running a heater?" - "No it must be our ice maker!" or "we were just trying to make toast" - the excuses were endless.

Finally in the cold blast we had last night they tripped it AGAIN and fuckin had the nerve to blow my phone up at 4 AM to get me to wake up and turn their fucking power on again.

I sleep like a log so I didn't wake up to their efforts. I got a bunch of hateful scathing text messages saying "We're freezing!" and "We run a small heater at night and we're freezing!" .....


So basically you're admitting you're fucking liars? To me? Really?!!?

Listen, I'm the most fuckin laid back, understanding, and accepting person you're ever going to meet. BUT DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Especially about somethin so dangerous!!!

They need to buy at LEAST a 12 gauge preferably 10 gauge extension cord to run a fucking heater over that distance! What the actual fuck, people!?!

/end rant

 

[Pilted]

yeh nice man, should have some nice weight there. looks nice and chunky is it a northern lights i just put nl.

Yeah it's a northern lights. I got another 19 seeds of that strain. This was my first run on it so hopefully next run will be a little better. So far one of my favorite strains to grow so far.

 

[Itscheese94]

Mornin' y'all how's the Farm doin this morning? Just trying to stay warm out here in CO we got wind chills down to -30 today. It's -21 right now yaaaay

Yeah so I'm probably going to have to kick my friends out (the ones who keep leaving my damn gate open) because I just caught them lying to me about something you should not lie about.

Apparently they're trying to burn my fucking ranch down. They are running an extension cord from the 1 outdoor outlet that I have, over a 30+ foot run, and they are using the cheapest thinnest piece of shit extension cord that walmart sells.. Probably only like 16 gauge maybe 14 gauge TOPS.

/begin rant

Spoiler: UGH

The problem is, and I TOLD THEM this when they moved in, YOU CANNOT RUN A SPACE HEATER ON THAT SMALL OF AN EXTENSION CORD OVER THAT LONG OF A DISTANCE.

Sorry for yelling, but I feel the stupidity is strong in these people. So anyway after telling them over and over and them reassuring me over and over that they're not running a space heater, that they would only use a propane heater, I find out, they ARE running a fucking space heater and they're going to burn my fucking house down!!!!

So long story short they kept tripping my circuit breaker and then blowing up my phone asking me to throw the switch. I kept asking "Are you sure you're not running a heater?" - "No it must be our ice maker!" or "we were just trying to make toast" - the excuses were endless.

Finally in the cold blast we had last night they tripped it AGAIN and fuckin had the nerve to blow my phone up at 4 AM to get me to wake up and turn their fucking power on again.

I sleep like a log so I didn't wake up to their efforts. I got a bunch of hateful scathing text messages saying "We're freezing!" and "We run a small heater at night and we're freezing!" .....


So basically you're admitting you're fucking liars? To me? Really?!!?

Listen, I'm the most fuckin laid back, understanding, and accepting person you're ever going to meet. BUT DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Especially about somethin so dangerous!!!

They need to buy at LEAST a 12 gauge preferably 10 gauge extension cord to run a fucking heater over that distance! What the actual fuck, people!?!

/end rant

morning deadstill, same here pretty cold man,