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MartyMcFly42oh

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So, the subject of just starting out growing, and how much hearsay there is in the growing community came up in a text conversation with a good buddy of mine.

He sent me a picture that gave me a real good LOL and i figured this was the perfect place to share it.


He says "Attached is a hand drawn chart/guide with everything you need to know to start growing weed"


I have affixed his included attachment to this post as well 😎 🤣
This science is good, this checks out!! BRILLIANT!!🤣
 
Thatoneguyyouknow_

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I love the pretty backgrounds... nice touch.
it's a fancy dinner plate lol, closest thing in grabbing distance that provided contrast for easily seeing the beans and writing and helping a phone too dead for flash focus lol


Im not expecting anyone to really claim anything there. But i do hate seeing quality beans go unused. Everything else i came back home with im holding on to for now lmao.

It'd be a crime for that bubba gelato f2 fem to never get popped. I just already have 2 going and every one's been more or less the same. Got 3 put back for me, and several claimed to go to some rollitup fellas. That only leaves one lonesome bean.
 
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it's a fancy dinner plate lol, closest thing in grabbing distance that provided contrast for easily seeing the beans and writing and helping a phone too dead for flash focus lol


Im not expecting anyone to really claim anything there. But i do hate seeing quality beans go unused. Everything else i came back home with im holding on to for now lmao.

It'd be a crime for that bubba gelato f2 fem to never get popped. I just already have 2 going and every one's been more or less the same. Got 3 put back for me, and several claimed to go to some rollitup fellas. That only leaves one lonesome bean.
Wait... you're looking to give away genetics?
 
Captspaulding

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Sorry for the legendarily aweful triple post everyone.


These are seeds i have anyone is welcome to PM me and claim. Im not going to be needing these. If i have them, they are probably very worth growing, and i'd love to pass them on.

The ones labeled tammy are from a commercial grower in KC named tammy. The ones with grampas stash and golden strawberry written are because the sharpie on original baggie was worn, and i could make out the g only, and i know those are the two "G" genetics i've got from her. whatever they are they are both good, or i wouldnt have taken them from her. I tried all the genetics flower i got from her. I believe grampas stash and golden strawberry are just both high yeild, non fem, hybrid genetics. I couldnt tell you on the 3 tammy beans, theyre still in their original baggie. those were just labeled "Tammy" nothing else 🤷‍♂️ 🤣 they could just be bagseeds from her buds, if so, likely S1 fems. But idk.
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The bubba x gelato fem F2 is my plant ive posted picks of i call biggs. Each seed is more or less the same so i call them all biggs. Got one nice fat plump fem bean someone can claim. Guaranteed thc content over 30% here on a clean run through.

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I dont remember what strain is in the plastic box, but IIRC its some breeder genetics feminized seed, or its supposed to be anyway, so i could never bring myself to toss it. If youll grow it you can have it though ill send it over. No promises on this seed lol. It's just a lone seed in a fancy plastic container. It came from a home grower, but its years old he's not going to remember what it is.

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All seeds have been fridge stored air tight since they were originally placed in my possession, germ rates will probably be excellent. Id love to see these grown, just realistically ill probably never get around to it. I can guarantee germination and flower quality on the bubb x gelato biggs fem f2. Original cross seed mother was the pre 2010 bubba kush
The bold. Green hue italics are the real winner here
But long story short, fuck yeah!
I am grateful!
I’ll get down in the details about the particulars about stuff in message with ya,
Gotta throw on my brain juicer
 
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Thatoneguyyouknow_

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Wait... you're looking to give away genetics?
definitely give a better read at that post you quoted lol

i don't mind to send someone everything in that post if they'll give em a solid chance at living and producing before they get too old. Seems a small number of regulars in this thread, and that post will get buried in the ether quick. so first come first serve on those.

All photoperiods btw. no autos. The bubb x gelato is a 30%+ feminized f2 genetic and its 50% pre 2010 bubba kush. its dead easy to grow, clones well, yields great, and quality on par with the best buds around. genuinely. The terps even come through if you smoke her uncured, fantastic plant. Can spit a couple late flower bananas though. Female pollen donor was the (now legendary) Gelato 41 S1 cut that circulated the commercial grows.

picture is the bubba x gelato f2 fem. Would be a perfect plant for a newer grower for easy, TRULY top shelf flower. She was the moneymaker for a while. People never got tired of smoking her, myself included. Indoor or out, soil or hydro, HPS, LED, floro t5, whatever, shell do fine.
 
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Thatoneguyyouknow_

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Canna miyagi style?

What say you?

Wax on or wax off?

I vote crane kick
that plant kinda reminds me of a pineapple putple skunk chimera i had once upon a time. It started to crest (fasciate) while still in veg, and grew a wild knuckle that terminated the main stem and grow like 5 tops out of it.

Every top that grew from this knuckle i cloned, and every top was a genetically distinct PPS phenotype.

No pictures because none of the phenos were super impressive, just a story. One of many wild cannabis plants ive seen over the years.

My theory for that one, was somehow a grain of pollen containing a third X chromosome was created in the mail, and was somehow viable.
 
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Captspaulding

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that plant kinda reminds me of a pineapple putple skunk chimera i had once upon a time. It started to crest (fasciate) while still in veg, and grew a wild knuckle that terminated the main stem and grow like 5 tops out of it.

Every top that grew from this knuckle i cloned, and every top was a genetically distinct PPS phenotype.

No pictures because none of the phenos were super impressive, just a story. One of many wild cannabis plants ive seen over the years.
Yeah I snagged a really low spot I topped a few times that nevr quite caught up to the canopy.

It’s a cool little shit, it was stubborn to root in the box, I planted It, it had may 5 1/4 inch long wisps of root, it’s def rolling now, I think it’s gonna get the Bonsai Ginzu von clown treatment.

Shame on the pics. I like the weird ones
 
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Octopus have a de-centralized brain, meaning their brain stems grow to all their arms, as hoomans we have a centralized brain, it's just in one place unlike the octopussys

Thank god they're really small and edible ha ha ha !! tf






I would never eat an octopus, that would be like eating a dolphin
Dolphins are raping/murder machines....of their own kind.
Octopus and squid are the homies though.
 
Captspaulding

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u have no brain
Is this a super lame attempt at levity?
Hope your not just popping in to be a smug dickhead,

I’m trying to make a correlation between your statement and his post, so dolphins do, in fact lynch females and gang rape them. That’s a pretty terrible thing, but not a lot folks now it. But it’s true, squids and octopus are also invertebrate homies. That’s have been know to help each other hunt. And a bunch of other cool shit.

So if this is you not having your tea and krumpets yet, or whatever daft pricks eat.
I’ll have a slight bit of understanding. But if this is you just being asshole, which I’m inclined to believe is the deal here. Bc “you have no brain” it’s just not funny. This ain’t the place for you to make yourself feel edgy making comments like some fucking chucklehead, I have one for you,

Go and fuck yourself, you’ll get waaaaay more pussy that way.

Seriously, it’s assholes like 🫵 that can needlessly ruin a morning, I’m over here taking the easy route and low road. To match you, way to go dickface. Get bent,

Wrong morning.
Bet you felt smart when you first posted that ,
But in your ignorance you really made your self look dumb, pretty sure you are as smart as a set of those silly man nuts that hang on the back of trucks you can’t afford. You have no class guvna…….

It’s easy to be a piece of shit.
It takes effort to be a nice person, in your case, play stupid games win stupid prizes. I’m gonna clap that ignore on ya. So I can have coffee without yip yapps like your self, ruin it.

what is wrong with people.
His wifey probably laughed at his tiny dick last night.
 
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