Thatoneguyyouknow_
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nah ima just make her think its her fault i shit-canned the grow. As shitty as that sounds. (I wont enjoy doing that either)Tell your mom snitches end up in ditches.
And then when i bring her that half pound or so of fresh Biggs to her this November, she'll prob feel pretty dumb, and i bet she won't talk about someone else grow to someone that isnt the grower again.
You internet folks, My lifelong best friends who have been partnered with me since i started, and folks i trust and consider consumers of medicine i produce specifically for them is one thing.
Im not really even worried about the police in this day and age especially out here. They have better things to do and im not hurting anyone. I can buy weed at the indian market down the road. Fire weed.
I will light a tweeker up with marbles from a paintball gun and break his damn hands with a 45 grip and call him an ambulance if he gets anywhere near my plants. Idc if he's my brother by blood. If he gets away with it once, hell be back with 10x the balls as the first time, and probably more then 1 person, and probably at 4am
Edit: Lmao, triple post my bad, thought i was posting the salamander thing int the shareable pics page. I do this all the time because i keep too many tabs open
(the real paintball gun secret, isnt freezing paintballs. Because water expands when it freezes, and oil based paint wont freeze. What you do, is order some custom made 0.68' marbles. Thell make em in whatever size you want. Those will fit the standard bore of a paintball marker.
For added tweeker freakout, desolve some salt into some red food coloring so it tastes like blood, and roll em around real good before firing them. It cleans out afterward with rubbing alcohol just fine. If you have a c02 blowback marker youll only get a dozen shots or so before the bolt freezes up though. If you have a nicer marker, def dont put salty liquids in it.
Dont come in my yard when i dont want you to be there. Promise you dont want to do that.
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