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[TreeBee]

They say if you have a dog you’re never alone so I got 2

I waited years to get a dog, I grew up with dogs but I always wanted -MY- dog. You know? Got him 6 years ago now then ended up with another one two years ago through a medical/recsue situation

I got 4 one sadly passed away last year, RIP daisy!

Took this pic with her a few hours before she passed

I am sorry for your loss. I am in no way prepared to face this reality myself.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Thanks so much. But, full disclosure, I'm getting nervous 'cause if I get harvestable flowers from all, I'm in trim jail big time. Gonna hafta have help. And I don't like anyone messin with my weed. So, we'll see. LOL

Rain, glorious rain. I have not had to water them since I put them in the ground. And I've fed them twice.

"no one touches my flowers but me"

Yea that's how i felt up until a month or so ago too

 

[Azton]

Problems with too much trim. I have way to little trim here.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I waited years to get a dog, I grew up with dogs but I always wanted -MY- dog. You know? Got him 6 years ago now then ended up with another one two years ago through a medical/recsue situation

I am sorry for your loss. I am in no way prepared to face this reality myself.

I sat with my old mastiff Flea for almost 2 days after he had a stroke, i ate next to him, slept next to him. He was miraculously still able to eat. He got a rare new york strip and actually managed to eat it too.

Swore id never get another dog, had him for 12 years. I do have a rescues chespeak retriever bird dog though now. I think He's 9 this year. Ended up sharring his company once he turned 6 and started to slow down. The man he belonged to was just gonna take him to the pound and get another puppy to train. (came from an asshole thats a memeber of our country club)

He actually buddied up immediately with moose, my 12yo grey tabby cat. I dont want another cat after her either. Ive had her that entire time pretty much. Shes been on the road with me, every state ive lived in. She's my road dog.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Problems with too much trim. I have way to little trim here.

idek how much dry weight im expecting, i cant even make an educated guess. Half my plants are already as big as ive ever had em. PB1 is probably gonna sail past 2lbs dry by herself. Ive cut a plant before a little smaller then the size she is right now and pulled over 2lbs, and she hasnt even started to flower. Thats before even considering the other 8 huge plants, and the 5 small plants that are only small if compared to the big ones lmao.

im gonna have to hire help, fall is the busiest season at the country club, and october is the busiest of the busy months. Weddings, concerts, golf tournaments, whole 9 yards.


@cpurola was over there in michigan throwing seed after seed down, and i think i just got a little over excited watching all that happen over there I totally blame her

 

[Rooke]

I hear you gal! I’m kinda hoping that my plants

Worst case you can pull all the fan leaf off and then hang dry it. I have put dry untrimmed buds in a bag and let the friction trim it. Also being that you don't smoke it you can always tell people they have to trim what they want assuming you give a lot away. If your processing it I would again take any big leaf off and process it with the sugar trim on it still. No point making extra work for yourself for no reason. My hands are already aching thinking about the fall lol

I call it the hippie cut no one complains except my wife so I pull the big leaf off and dry trim about 3 lbs and all is good I so hope that I don’t get ripped off this fall. We had just brought the plants to the back after hardening started to bring the pallet out and a couple of nights later at 3:15 we saw flash lights on our camera they must’ve saw the camera and never walked out in the clear and left right away no voices were heard either. So come fall I’m going to put my trailer back there and sleep with my dogs all harvest. If I hear the dogs or the alarm it’s game on
stay on the smaller size compared to previous years trim jail sucks it really does

Reminds me of that old song 30 days in the hole and for you x2!!

 

[Rooke]

Such a beautiful dog

 

[Mikedin]

I waited years to get a dog, I grew up with dogs but I always wanted -MY- dog. You know? Got him 6 years ago now then ended up with another one two years ago through a medical/recsue situation

I am sorry for your loss. I am in no way prepared to face this reality myself.

It’s horrible, she was like our oldest child, she was 14 when she passed, loyal as fuck and listened to a tee

 

[TreeBee]

I sat with my old mastiff Flea for almost 2 days after he had a stroke, i ate next to him, slept next to him. He was miraculously still able to eat. He got a rare new york strip and actually managed to eat it too.

Swore id never get another dog, had him for 12 years. I do have a rescues chespeak retriever bird dog though now. I think He's 9 this year. Ended up sharring his company once he turned 6 and started to slow down. The man he belonged to was just gonna take him to the pound and get another puppy to train. (came from an asshole thats a memeber of our country club)

He actually buddied up immediately with moose, my 12yo grey tabby cat. I dont want another cat after her either. Ive had her that entire time pretty much. Shes been on the road with me, every state ive lived in. She's my road dog.

I get weepy just thinking that one day he will pass, it's going to destroy me. I have already decided I will only be taking the oldest dog in the shelter after these two, or the one whos been there the longest.

Dogs are just so pure

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Gotta work today This is getting harder and harder, leaving my babies that is

Hold down the fort and post memes for me

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Gotta work today This is getting harder and harder, leaving my babies that is

Hold down the fort and post memes for me
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A locust/flying grashopper, landed right on PB 2 the other night, and i went to grab him but he took off. I followed him around the yard trying to get him for like 15 mins. His luck eventually ran out though. He seriously messed up, I fed him to my turtle with a pair of tweezers like that Bird fed her babies at the end of A Bug's Life.

Why kill em with fire when you can toss em in the Sarlacc Pit instead?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I just get caught and stare at these little pots.
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This is a big moment for me. I’ll be waiting for the soldiers. My first photograph of my actual shit online, ever. I looked into it Cap, I looked into it.

Damn, hopefully there’s way bigger fish to fry than you. That’s the way I look at it, limited resources will force authorities to focus on bust that create the biggest dent in their so called illicit activity category. I’m sure they got better shit to do than harass a hobbyist with three plants.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Because you asked, and I wanted to see too! LOL
Planted in the ground middle of May - July 9

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Growing trees

 

[Azton]

Damn, hopefully there’s way bigger fish to fry than you. That’s the way I look at it, limited resources will force authorities to focus on bust that create the biggest dent in their so called illicit activity category. I’m sure they got better shit to do than harass a hobbyist with three plants.

One would think so. But in this governments eyes this is a DRUG FACTORY I have another space I'm looking for males in now, but so far it's just soil and seed there. Think they call it "Intent to produce narcotics" or something similar.
In the nineties I got 4 months behind bars for as many grams in my pocket.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I get weepy just thinking that one day he will pass, it's going to destroy me. I have already decided I will only be taking the oldest dog in the shelter after these two, or the one whos been there the longest.

Dogs are just so pure

Yeah it’s tough reading these things, I take it way too personally and I have had way too many furry friends pass on. Pets are family to me cats, dogs even hamsters and reptiles. I never got another dog after my Pitbull Phoenix passed in 2016, she was such a good girl.

 

[Mikedin]

I sat with my old mastiff Flea for almost 2 days after he had a stroke, i ate next to him, slept next to him. He was miraculously still able to eat. He got a rare new york strip and actually managed to eat it too.

Swore id never get another dog, had him for 12 years. I do have a rescues chespeak retriever bird dog though now. I think He's 9 this year. Ended up sharring his company once he turned 6 and started to slow down. The man he belonged to was just gonna take him to the pound and get another puppy to train. (came from an asshole thats a memeber of our country club)

He actually buddied up immediately with moose, my 12yo grey tabby cat. I dont want another cat after her either. Ive had her that entire time pretty much. Shes been on the road with me, every state ive lived in. She's my road dog.

5 cats floating the house around too

Missing pics of my grey and black and my calico cats

Black and the grey cat are sisters went to pick one up and just the 2 we’re left… I got suckered in glad I did though they are funny to watch as a tag team

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I just get caught and stare at these little pots.
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This is a big moment for me. Ill be waiting for the soldiers. My first photograph of my actual shit online, ever. I looked into it Cap, I looked into it.

Damn, hopefully there’s way bigger fish to fry than you. That’s the way I look at it, limited resources will force authorities to focus on bust that create the biggest dent in their so called illicit activity category. I’m sure they got better shit to do than harass a hobbyist with three plants.

Even tennessee doesn't investigate cannabis anymore unless theres evidence of a large flow of money. If you get caught with possession you prob wont even get a ticket unless you're a dick to them (Or you aren't white, im sorry, but in TN that is the case most of the time) you'll just get it taken and told to leave it at home next time.

They stopped doing fly-overs and spraying the wild ditch weed too in the last few years. Total waste of money. Big part of my return home tbh. And Im WAY more worried about the local meth heads then i am the police. Im probably expecting pounds this fall. But there also wont be any evidence of traffic or cash flow around my place either. Ill prob toss a bunch to family and friends around christmas to just set em straight for a good long while though.

In most cases us personal growers dont have nearly as much risk involved, because there are no large amounts of money circulating around us. We tend to spend more on cannabis products then we recirculate value wise from the products we produce, because we smoke most of it ourselves. That the simple truth in most cases.

Could also invest in a reliable and trustworthy VPN service too.

@Mikedin i love your house. It's gorgeous. Down here in southern appalachia there are a lot of cabin styled homes. And i love them all lmao.

 

[Beachbumm]

this is why I want to leave here.
How absurd is this, if anything they should have been thanking them for coming out of state.
Now, I’m fucking pissed don’t get me wrong.
This has been a Gauntlet of emotions, but at no point was I thinking,
“Them line men, snakes ina committee of pigs we know them boys doing the work we don’t want to, are all in it to…..keep us out of electricity ”
“Aye Cletus! there he goes, shoot him for working on stuff for us, that’ll teach his over achieving ass!”

People here will shoot you for putting a hand up if someone rolls dead through a stop sign and it wasn’t their move for another 3 cycles.

People here will shoot anything because if there’s one thing I know, huge shout out to my boy Yosemite rackin frackin Sam.

 

[TreeBee]

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I would fact check these claims.