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[Deadstill]

I use that shit too. Horse poo
Yeah the beard is long as shit now, I have to tie it up, or else I’m eating some of it with every meal.

Lol yeah I have that problem with my mustache, sometimes. I rock a savage handlebar mustache that Wyatt Earp would be jealous of

 

[cannafarmer420]

Cry a little….

Maybe I will

 

[Captspaulding]

Lol yeah I have that problem with my mustache, sometimes. I rock a savage handlebar mustache that Wyatt Earp would be jealous of

Bro, I rocked what I called the Dwayne allman Grover Cleveland .


It got waaaay too serious. It was a fu Manchu that fucking meant it. Rocked giant chops for a while too,


I looked fucking ridiculous after they grew out…


Go to the barber,
“I’ll have the lighthouse attendant cut if you wouldn’t mind”

 

[Captspaulding]

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That clown meme bro,


That’s fucking aces.

 

[Captspaulding]

Lol yeah I have that problem with my mustache, sometimes. I rock a savage handlebar mustache that Wyatt Earp would be jealous of

“Momma always doted on the frowner”
Tombstone

 

[cannafarmer420]

My hair 95% of my life
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I fucking HATE IT! Wife LOVES IT. I'm screwed

You damn hippie

 

[Deadstill]

Bro, I rocked what I called the Dwayne allman Grover Cleveland .


It got waaaay too serious. It was a fu Manchu that fucking meant it. Rocked giant chops for a while too,


I looked fucking ridiculous after they grew out…


Go to the barber,
“I’ll have the lighthouse attendant cut if you wouldn’t mind”

I found this oldschool barber shop in the touristy part of Colorado Springs and went in once to check it out. It was really cool lots of western/cowboy decorations and shit. They even did the real straight razor shave with a hot towel and everything. I asked if they should trim my mustache and they were like "Noooo! It's perfect the way it is!" And I've pretty much kept it that way ever since. I don't ever trim it

If none of you have ever had the chance to get a straight razor shave, I'd recommend it. Nothing compares to it you'll feel smooth as a baby's ass! If I were rich I'd pay to have one every morning. Until then I'll stick with my Norelco cuz I'm lazy

 

[Captspaulding]

I found this oldschool barber shop in the touristy part of Colorado Springs and went in once to check it out. It was really cool lots of western/cowboy decorations and shit. They even did the real straight razor shave with a hot towel and everything. I asked if they should trim my mustache and they were like "Noooo! It's perfect the way it is!" And I've pretty much kept it that way ever since. I don't ever trim it

If none of you have ever had the chance to get a straight razor shave, I'd recommend it. Nothing compares to it you'll feel smooth as a baby's ass! If I were rich I'd pay to have one every morning. Until then I'll stick with my Norelco cuz I'm lazy

See exact reason why I have a beard dude like I don’t even know what a razor is man, but I will say once upon a time when I used to go and get myself shaped up, there’s nothing better than sitting down at a true blue barber you know legit lather made out of soap right there on the spot yeah that shit dope been a long time though since I’ve done it

 

[SpursGrower]

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Two guesses as to who that plumber was

 

[Deadstill]

See exact reason why I have a beard dude like I don’t even know what a razor is man, but I will say once upon a time when I used to go and get myself shaped up, there’s nothing better than sitting down at a true blue barber you know legit lather made out of soap right there on the spot yeah that shit dope been a long time though since I’ve done it

Yeah me too if it weren't for my trusty Norelco I would look like grizzly fuckin Adams

I usually only shave once or twice a month I have a Norelco trimmer and Norelco shaver and I use the trimmer most of the time and only shave when I'm going out. I only leave my ranch like once a month so yeah

 

[Captspaulding]

dont ya know man? thats where the best dabs come from.... El Dorado maaaaaaaaan

Oogga booga

 

[Captspaulding]

letter sorters too, dont forget the letter sorters. Those come with snail mail. Make sure theres bubble wrap or bubble padding with seed stuffs in snail mail.

Those sorters crush seeds like theyre designed to crush seeds lmao. Ask me how i know.

Foam like a mofo.

 

[NisterMice]

 

[Captspaulding]

Hell yes.
I’m steadily dropping wu bombs in here.
Dope. This thread def doesn’t discriminate on music. I see you man,

 

[Captspaulding]

Gat damn, scrolled past those flowers. I do say, they be mighty photogenic colas.
Nice plant too
Cman okie is no……..Jokie?


Remember that dumb song by counting crows. Hangin around?
I hope you have ear worm now.

 

[Captspaulding]

Gat damn, scrolled past those flowers. I do say, they be mighty photogenic colas.
Nice plant too
Cman okie is no……..Jokie?


Remember that dumb song by counting crows. Hangin around?
I hope you have ear worm now.

So that body suspension was probably 15 or 16 years ago at this point if I tried to do that shit now I’m fairly certain that I would just fall out of my b day suit. My skin would still be on there.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

So that body suspension was probably 15 or 16 years ago at this point if I tried to do that shit now I’m fairly certain that I would just fall out of my b day suit. My skin would still be on there.

Damn, bro... that's what I thought too. I knew a girl that did that a lot. She weighed less than half of what I do... I knew if I tried I'd just splat on the ground .

 

[SpursGrower]

So that body suspension was probably 15 or 16 years ago at this point if I tried to do that shit now I’m fairly certain that I would just fall out of my b day suit. My skin would still be on there.

 

[Captspaulding]

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Fucking been there. Shhhheeeeeeet.
Yeah, that was a one and done type deal, I officially found out what pain was and I’m good now never again

 

[Tumbleweed375]

So... my fertilome spot is getting too expensive. I found a new guy who, while discussing soils, told me a guy comes if for pallets of this stuff for his monster cannabis plants.... it's like he knew exactly what I was looking for .

Not cheap, but $22 for is worth a test.