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[TheGoldenRoad]

My clown shoes are here for it
I’m a fan a shenaniganisms

Especially on here... Our shenanigans are dank and fun

 

[BudRanger1919]

Don’t think for a second that I wasn’t questioning my sanity by leaving them on the first time I ever used them

That's why I removed them I was worried they would snap over time, I am happy to hear its all good. So its settled then, I will leave them on next time. My next grow will be the same strain I have going right now, but only the phenos I like. Got 2 clones of each in a TurboKlone. Sometimes I get lucky and there is a clear winner but often I run a few phenos a 2nd time to have a better judgement on which one I wanna keep.

Legit good job on not snapping him man because I’ll tell you like I have a fucked one or two of them up real good before I learned my lesson you know?

I am horrified to hear that there are horror stories, I thought leaving them on would be the horror story, that's horrific I was in the belly of the beast and I had no idea. Definitely not touching them next time!

 

[Captspaulding]

Especially on here... Our shenanigans are dank and fun

Fax man you know that’s like I’ve really do believe that this shit should be fun as well as enlightening l at the same time., the weird motherfuckers are always wanting to be dicks for no reason instead of being like pragmatic and willing to understand that other things do work too That shit is a drag you know what we do is supposed to be awesome and fun and that’s what I’ve always endeavor to perpetuate people having a good time while growing some fucking fire goddamnit well, at the same time dude you know being open minded and understanding that there’s 1 million ways to skin this cat it’s just all about trying to find what applies to your situation so when there’s people who say that it’s their way or the highway, Firstly, it shows their lack of knowledge in the field. you know I just never can get along with people like that at first hopefully they see the light and shit but at the end of the day man like I was saying before School is never out. We should all be smiling and having a good time, laughing and enjoying the fruits of our labors I guess that makes me an asshole Legit it’s fun chop it up with you @TheGoldenRoad and you @BudRanger1919 two man you guys are fucking red

 

[Captspaulding]

That's why I removed them I was worried they would snap over time, I am happy to hear its all good. So its settled then, I will leave them on next time. My next grow will be the same strain I have going right now, but only the phenos I like. Got 2 clones of each in a TurboKlone. Sometimes I get lucky and there is a clear winner but often I run a few phenos a 2nd time to have a better judgement on which one I wanna keep.

I am horrified to hear that there are horror stories, I thought leaving them on would be the horror story, that's horrific I was in the belly of the beast and I had no idea. Definitely not touching them next time!

You get too far down in the belly of the beast you might just be a butt snorkeler
Sho’nuff

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Fax man you know that’s like I’ve really do believe that this shit should be fun as well as enlightening l at the same time., the weird motherfuckers are always wanting to be dicks for no reason instead of being like pragmatic and willing to understand that other things do work too That shit is a drag you know what we do is supposed to be awesome and fun and that’s what I’ve always endeavor to perpetuate people having a good time while growing some fucking fire goddamnit well, at the same time dude you know being open minded and understanding that there’s 1 million ways to skin this cat it’s just all about trying to find what applies to your situation so when there’s people who say that it’s their way or the highway, Firstly, it shows their lack of knowledge in the field. you know I just never can get along with people like that at first hopefully they see the light and shit but at the end of the day man like I was saying before School is never out. We should all be smiling and having a good time, laughing and enjoying the fruits of our labors I guess that makes me an asshole Legit it’s fun chop it up with you @TheGoldenRoad and you @BudRanger1919 two man you guys are fucking red

Hey thanks man, I appreciate it. I aim to be light hearted and bring humor to the forum because you never know who will need it that day. And if someone can't laugh and have a good time, they can reach down and grab a steamy handful

 

[Captspaulding]

Hey thanks man, I appreciate it. I aim to be light hearted and bring humor to the forum because you never know who will need it that day. And if someone can't laugh and have a good time, they can reach down and grab a steamy handful

I told folks on the regular bro if they want something soft, they should’ve shit in their hand,
this may apply from time to time, but hey go fuck yourself. You might get more pussy that way.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I told folks on the regular bro if they want something soft, they should’ve shit in their hand,
this may apply from time to time, but hey go fuck yourself. You might get more pussy that way.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I told folks on the regular bro if they want something soft, they should’ve shit in their hand,
this may apply from time to time, but hey go fuck yourself. You might get more pussy that way.

So you do have a soft spot for sensitivity!

 

[Captspaulding]

So you do have a soft spot for sensitivity!

Bud, you have no idea how ridiculously on point that statement is.
Snuggle bear?


He learned from this asshole

 

[BudRanger1919]

Fax man you know that’s like I’ve really do believe that this shit should be fun as well as enlightening l at the same time., the weird motherfuckers are always wanting to be dicks for no reason instead of being like pragmatic and willing to understand that other things do work too That shit is a drag you know what we do is supposed to be awesome and fun and that’s what I’ve always endeavor to perpetuate people having a good time while growing some fucking fire goddamnit well, at the same time dude you know being open minded and understanding that there’s 1 million ways to skin this cat it’s just all about trying to find what applies to your situation so when there’s people who say that it’s their way or the highway, Firstly, it shows their lack of knowledge in the field. you know I just never can get along with people like that at first hopefully they see the light and shit but at the end of the day man like I was saying before School is never out.

Absolutely, school is never out in my opinion, and if you never stop learning you never stop improving your method. Pragmatism is the best approach to any hobby especially when there are monetary values at play. And I don't mean selling weed btw HAHA, I mean "monetary value at play" as in "fuck I have to buy $200 worth of soil today", "damn my electricity bill is huge", "damn dehumidifiers cost that much?" . I like learning, and places like this are great because anything I can think to ask I can type into the search bar and get shitloads of results.

VERY good search function on this website btw! Most websites search functions are DOGSHIT!!!

We should all be smiling and having a good time, laughing and enjoying the fruits of our labors I guess that makes me an asshole Legit it’s fun chop it up with you @TheGoldenRoad and you @BudRanger1919 two man you guys are fucking red

Feel the same way Cap, been loving my stay here ever since I arrived! Love shooting the shit with you guys and girls.

 

[Putthataway]

If I dont consume cannabis before bed my dreams are as vivid as watching a movie or even just being there in person, now if I dreamt of candy canes and sugar plumbs that would be fucking awesome but I dont. Death and horror are what my brain creates for my head movies! I had one dream that was black and white until I slammed into a person walking across the street while I was sliding in my truck at 1MPH on ice. My window turned instantly red with blood all over

I don’t like edibles because of the vivid dreams. That and I can’t get anything done during the day. Smoke only. For some reason vaping makes me irritable the same way smoking resin made me feel back in the day when there was no buds to be found.

 

[BearWater]

I don’t like edibles because of the vivid dreams. That and I can’t get anything done during the day. Smoke only. For some reason vaping makes me irritable the same way smoking resin made me feel back in the day when there was no buds to be found.

If I can get a good edible i dont even know im alive when Im awake let alone dreaming when im asleep then we enter the realm of cant do shit during the day : )

Was the sick like a “green out” sick? Did this happen every time?

 

[BB22]

I made some canna butter . Some was reallly strong, some was a fail.

I feel like if I was gonna dial in my edible game, I’d have to get a strain dialed in and then start on the edibles.

Seriously. I ate and gave away some stuff that was stupid strong. Probably F ed up a work thing.

I just want smoke now

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I made some canna butter . Some was reallly strong, some was a fail.

I feel like if I was gonna dial in my edible game, I’d have to get a strain dialed in and then start on the edibles.

Seriously. I ate and gave away some stuff that was stupid strong. Probably F ed up a work thing.

I just want smoke now

best edibles ive ever made is super old trimmings and popcorn chop sue. Like a year old trash bag full of stale crap from like a dozen different strains.

Its reliably holy shit good for me. So much so i intentionally make bags of chop suey trims and popcorns to throw somewhere semi-sealed where dust wont get in and let it get like a year old.

Itll be twice as good as the same run with the material fresh. I have no idea why, but naturally decarbing your material vs heat only makes far superior edibles. Reliably. Even with subpar material.

Like have you giggling on your back, instead of comatose on the couch. huge difference imho.


If you let it age naturally to decarb, you can even make budder from fan leaves and stems and its great, pretty much every time. not as great as sugars and popcorns, but still better then stuff made fresh heat decarbed only.

I figured this out because a dirty kid i gave a ride out west left a trashbag of trims and popcorns in my trunk, and told me to keep it. Forgot about it for almost a year, got burried in there. To this day, best edibles ive ever made.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

i actually made up a bag of fan leaves and stems im gonna let get really old and make some Bhang Lasse with (Indian cannabis yogurt) And its gonna be fuckin incredible.

 

[BB22]

best edibles ive ever made is super old trimmings and popcorn chop sue. Like a year old trash bag full of stale crap from like a dozen different strains.

Its reliably holy shit good for me. So much so i intentionally make bags of chop suey trims and popcorns to throw somewhere semi-sealed where dust wont get in and let it get like a year old.

Itll be twice as good as the same run with the material fresh. I have no idea why, but naturally decarbing your material vs heat only makes far superior edibles. Reliably. Even with subpar material.

Like have you giggling on your back, instead of comatose on the couch. huge difference imho.


If you let it age naturally to decarb, you can even make budder from fan leaves and stems and its great, pretty much every time. not as great as sugars and popcorns, but still better then stuff made fresh heat decarbed only.

I figured this out because a dirty kid i gave a ride out west left a trashbag of trims and popcorns in my trunk, and told me to keep it. Forgot about it for almost a year, got burried in there. To this day, best edibles ive ever made.

I probably have a couple zips of some older, sweet ass sugar trim in the freeze

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Capt’s Banner 2 Up potted tonight

 

[Putthataway]

I probably have a couple zips of some older, sweet ass sugar trim in the freeze

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Capt’s Banner 2 Up potted tonight
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I gave my brother a bunch of smoke for Christmas and a bunch of trim to make butter. He came by a few months ago, tells me he hasn’t had to buy anything all year, then says he was smoking the trim it got pretty nasty in the end. Lol. I am like that wasn’t for smoking. I have no idea how he did it.

 

[Captspaulding]

I probably have a couple zips of some older, sweet ass sugar trim in the freeze

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Capt’s Banner 2 Up potted tonight
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Fills in quickly nice looking lil shit you have my esteemed cool

 

[Rama777]

Take a bunch of trim and simmer it with soy milk for a few hours. Let it cool and then drink about 8-16 ounces. That shit will fuck you up real good..

Better yet make some canna butter cookies to dip in the milk ;)

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I probably have a couple zips of some older, sweet ass sugar trim in the freeze

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Capt’s Banner 2 Up potted tonight
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lol, no, not freezer. thats gonna budder up like fresh

I mean tie that shit in a grocery bag, and throw it in the closet for like 6 months or a year or so. Do with it exactly what you think you should never do with it. Then turn it into budder lol. (seriously. )

no idea why naturally decarbing budders up so differently, but it does.