My favorite captain quote is, most of the stuff he says... quality tidbits and hilarious observations all around.
It’s like that with most of our favorite plants

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Cacao trees: "I think I'll spend a million years developing a poison that's gonna be so bitter it'll stop these fuckers from eating my beans."
Humans: "Mmm tasty"
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Coffea Arabica trees: "I think I'll spend a million years developing a poison that's gonna stop these fuckers from eating my fruit."
Humans: "This'll be good first thing in the morning"
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Peppers: "Haha! I have developed capsaicin. Now nothing will eat me. Muahahaha."
Humans: "delicious, and makes my mouth feel tingly!"
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Poppies: "try and eat me and you will die!"
Humans: "this'll make me feel much better."
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Cannabis, mint, tomatoes, potatoes, eggplants... same shit. As a species, we love us some poisons.