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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

You know back when I used to spend a lot of him and shit when I was just sitting around bored as fuck not selling tie-dyes on shakedown Street I’d spin hemp necklace or 90 and I discovered one day that I wouldn’t go through so much patchouly oil if I just dosed my hemp in it two for whatever God awful fucking reason, save patchouli?
Sidenote, I still truly believe that the drugs were on a overall level just better back then because I think back on some of the stupid things that I justified to myself and man, some of that shit was doozy
And don’t think for a second that I didn’t follow the patchouly drenched femme Wookie that had dreads as long as she was tall, dusted in that wonderful ambrosia type oil
Straight to the cuddle puddle on lot B after a rowdy 10 strip a drum circle that didn’t quite work out and a mean bout of the bubble guts that passed because I haven’t shit in four days

Good times,
And lice occasionally

i know this deadhead deadhead with 1 eye in his 80s thats had the same deep freezer going since 1974


The drugs were definitely better back then. And you can still find them if ya find the right people, but the best drugs are still from back then for sure.

I still remember the first time i heard "be careful this aint like the acid you;re getting today"

I still remember, to my heart and soul, what those words meant too.

 

[Captspaulding]

i know this deadhead deadhead with 1 eye in his 80s thats had the same deep freezer going since 1974


The drugs were definitely better back then. And you can still find them if ya find the right people, but the best drugs are still from back then for sure.

I still remember the first time i heard "be careful this aint like the acid you;re getting today"

I still remember, to my heart and soul, what those words meant too.

Dude, the doses were just so fucking Baller back then makes me think back to those times where I swear to God, I told a jovial crowd to join me in storming the doors at Oakland Colosseum, only to realize that I ran into my van

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I don’t know why he’s so embarrassed to leave out the part about all this aggravated skin in and around your nose and forehead because unfortunately, with a lot of the grinding she missed

fuckin itchy forehead for a week.

you must know Mel.

honestly, I still spend a weekend with her from time to time Don't judge. It's worth it.


Shit, did i say that?

 

[Captspaulding]

i know this deadhead deadhead with 1 eye in his 80s thats had the same deep freezer going since 1974


The drugs were definitely better back then. And you can still find them if ya find the right people, but the best drugs are still from back then for sure.

I still remember the first time i heard "be careful this aint like the acid you;re getting today"

I still remember, to my heart and soul, what those words meant too.

Getting learnt with that one guy

 

[BearWater]

Just you wait man when I show up, I’m gonna have like half a 12 pack of Shasta a severe lack of deodorant three ferrets in my pockets with a weird chick follow me around that I dosed with DMT that just never left
I’m gonna eat all your lunch meat, piss in your toilet and leave the seat up to anger, the women in your life and open the bags of chips and box food in your pantry. I’m just gonna open them and put them back.
And all your shoes yeah that one lace all the way at the bottom you know that everyone likes to pull tight that makes you have to redo your shoelace? Every shoe is going down dude.


Fuck around and find out kid I promise

Sounds like a party! we really need to get something going, you really are in the most central location… hows Misses Spaulding feel about hosting a the farmer smoke out 2028!?

 

[Captspaulding]

fuckin itchy forehead for a week.

you must know Mel.

honestly, I still spend a weekend with her from time to time Don't judge. It's worth it.


Shit, did i say that?

I still have that model dishwasher, bro

 

[Captspaulding]

Sounds like a party! we really need to get something going, you really are in the most central location… hows Misses Spaulding feel about hosting a the farmer smoke out 2028!?

Let’s say unagreeable maybe positively who knows Yahtzee!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I still have that model dishwasher, bro

old enough to be my mom.



But ya wouldnt know looking at her. When im over there shes up at like 6am doing Pilates and jogging while my ass is still passed the fuck out.

tatoos head to toe. Her tramp stamp is a ouija board, and all ya see right above the wasteline is the sun. the moon, and yes and no.


she smells like hippies. just hippies. very hippie.


Im drinking beers tonight, my bad and stuff

 

[capone304]

What do you do with the shake after you drysift? Save for edibles or something? I recently bought a set of bubble bags and pulled another 11 grams off of 3 ounces with two washes, after I had previously sifted through the trim bin .

I throw it in the front lawn after I sift using dry ice did two runs tried a third n the third was yuck no bueno first was decent second was fucking bomb all the leftovers went to compost pile I don't make edibles or anything like that

 

[Putthataway]

I don’t know why he’s so embarrassed to leave out the part about all this aggravated skin in and around your nose and forehead because unfortunately, with a lot of the grinding she missed

That’s just collateral damage

 

[Captspaulding]

the smell of patchouli and pot with a garnish of ferret musk.... bro. this is how you know your dealing with truth. Shame people need to be reminded this



patchouli and pot bro. patchouli and pot. Grateful dead too..... The truth follows. Just like how elton John followed danzig out the back of the big bang. Don't meet your heroes sir, meet your friends.

corpses in caskets are for worshipping, friends are for meeting and hanging out with.

One of my favorite sayings is man is you have a friends for a reason a season or a lifetime? It’s always been fun to me figuring out who was what
Snd which of the 40 bics in my pocket belong to who.

 

[capone304]

There are some exceptions, albeit few.


PB4 just looks like pb4 no matter what you do. She's just PB4, it's what she does. Coverered in cal-def scars grown indoor under LED with jacks, vs outdoors under the sun with goat shit and natural loams and compost. The flowers themselves look and smell exactly the same, its as wild as banjo being so different.


Her smell is "classic weed". No fruit, no sweet, no raunch, no skunk, no pine no anything besides "Weed".... You genuinely have to smell her to know what i mean now a days too. You prob havent smelled this smell in 20 years And so far she looks the same indoor/outdoor/mixed organic and synthetic/pure synthetic so far, Its kinda cool tbh. PB4 is weed, and that's just what she does lmfao. Nothing more nothing less. (Shes prob my most potent plant behind Banjo, and she's prob my highest yielder too, which is nice)


PB4 is my "Just weed, fuck that new-fangled purple, fruit, and sugar shit" phenotype

My friends who have the clone are gonna learn just how stupidily-dank a plant that doesnt frost to the gills and doesnt smell like fruits and candy can actually be (Hint: Danker then most that do)

Mann this is exactly what we were talking about about few nights ago dank ass weed just weed no fruit no cake no nothing that old school 90s weed smell yummy

 

[Captspaulding]

That’s just collateral damage

A small price to pay to blaze trails

 

[BearWater]

Let’s say unagreeable maybe positively who knows Yahtzee!

It’ll be an accidental meeting! just stopping through on our way to florida! hahaha! we’ll snag you on the way!

 

[Putthataway]

A small price to pay to blaze trails

I miss your witty comments, makes this thread what it is.

 

[Captspaulding]

I throw it in the front lawn after I sift using dry ice did two runs tried a third n the third was yuck no bueno first was decent second was fucking bomb all the leftovers went to compost pile I don't make edibles or anything like that

You would be surprised how much wax you would pull from what to the naked eye sees like a done and dusted trim bounce
If it’s not great trim, sometimes the squeeze isn’t worth the juice but sometimes if it’s really good trim, dude you’d be surprised even if you did everything too cold extract trike heads off of the plant matter in the sifting process the oil still remains in some cases, it’s nice to push it off the plant with a little bit of BHO and get some grams of some pretty killer shit off of something that you would’ve just tossed in the lawn


And then, once all the BHO has burned off of the plant matter I’ll take that and put that in compost ashes to ashes type of deal you know what I mean in case you didn’t know like seriously you’d be shocked what you can get back post bounce a lot of it has to do with the size of the set of graduated sifting screens that you may or may not use some people use more than others as to wear a BHO pool wouldn’t necessarily be warranted, but I can go both ways depending on the equipment involved

 

[Captspaulding]

It’ll be an accidental meeting! just stopping through on our way to florida! hahaha! we’ll snag you on the way!

Well as clowns, do you know that I have like 30 other clowns with me right?
Regardless, I’m in. I’ve never yet begun to defile myself.

 

[capone304]

You would be surprised how much wax you would pull from what to the naked eye sees like a done and dusted trim bounce
If it’s not great trim, sometimes the squeeze isn’t worth the juice but sometimes if it’s really good trim, dude you’d be surprised even if you did everything too cold extract trike heads off of the plant matter in the sifting process the oil still remains in some cases, it’s nice to push it off the plant with a little bit of BHO and get some grams of some pretty killer shit off of something that you would’ve just tossed in the lawn


And then, once all the BHO has burned off of the plant matter I’ll take that and put that in compost ashes to ashes type of deal you know what I mean in case you didn’t know like seriously you’d be shocked what you can get back post bounce a lot of it has to do with the size of the set of graduated sifting screens that you may or may not use some people use more than others as to wear a BHO pool wouldn’t necessarily be warranted, but I can go both ways depending on the equipment involved

I used 120 and 150 and just put it in a bowl with dry ice then on the screens with dry ice sifted the shit out of it I'm still new to all of this buddy walked me through it he told me another way but me and flammable shit don't get along since the great 3rd degree leg burns of 2018 lol

 

[capone304]

I used 120 and 150 and just put it in a bowl with dry ice then on the screens with dry ice sifted the shit out of it I'm still new to all of this gerrod walked me through it he told me another way but me and flammable shit don't get along since the great 3rd degree leg burns of 2018 lol

Did u see the Mauis n kahuna? All three are non pronoun females

 

[Captspaulding]

I miss your witty comments, makes this thread what it is.

Is it too late to add the second part??
…….. for a triple stacked dose of penicillin straight to the eyeball?
I’m from time to time when the clowns in a good mood, i’m dragging my big stinky wits clear across bounds.
And it’s yalls fault anyway put me in a good mood and shit
Especially after Mel assured you, she took a shower last week,
I dont think she was 100% honest man…..

Seemed legit then