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[Captspaulding]

@Captspaulding

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I know, man I’ve got a little bit too much time on my head today, but legit everybody should know how dumb we are on a grand scale and we still perpetuate some of that shit man you know and it’s mind blowing to me that in mass we can’t get our heads out of our ass enough to realize when we’re killing ourselves off and droves for money

And that’s my favorite scene from Oldschool dude especially when he’s all fucked off and he’s walking over to the pool after taking the shot in the neck and he’s just hand, palm and little kids heads and tossing them out of the way it still holds up today man it makes me crack up every fucking time Blue will forever, and eternally be my boy

Hey, at least you know in my long diatribes of complete and total fucking ridiculous bullshit there’s all types of beautiful pieces of corn stuck in that giant piece of shit that you can at least learn from. You know what I mean because if we can’t do it on a whole at least I can slap someone’s temporal lobe into soaking it up a little bit. Through some “daves not here” style learnin’



DUUUUUDE!
Yes!
Frank the tank is a light weight with animal traquilizers. dude I could easily take like five of those fucking darts to the neck say the alphabet back backwards while standing on one foot touching my nose with my eyes closed

 

[Leoman]

So you know that little burn that starts slow in the beginning of the stony lonesome it hovers right around your scapula on your back yeah that doesn’t go away

Our deep freeze in the kitchen man I used to have like four or five bags of Larf and That got fucking old man and my wife got sick of it because there was nowhere to store food anymore at a certain point and I took it upon myself to Hand spin all of those bags and bubble hash bags it tooka week gronding it out.


Worst decision in my life when you’re on your 20th batch of stirring trim and refilling ice and straining and draining yeah that last bag with the real good God pods takes like 10 hours to drain fuck that shit so I wait until I have about two bags worth and then I’ll start getting into it But even then it takes for fucking ever
No joke that’s probably the biggest and most stretched out conscious procrastination that I forced myself into…. I bitch about it on the regular


Really dude I have found that taking advantage of the trim bins, economic design that allows you to rest your hands in the tray with those cut outs,

They won’t stop the inevitable pains that come with having to do that every couple of months, but it will stay it off for a while, especially if you get yourself in your bed or whatever and throw your legs up and make sure that you’re not like hundred over because after a while, your body just starts to fucking contract into whatever tray you’re working over and everything just starts to fucking hurt. I start to bleed pretty sure it gives you dysentery too. I could be wrong on that though.

My back is what gets me. I do it in the spare room so it doesn't stink up the whole house and after 1/2 hour I'm like fuck this and walk around for a while.

Stray buds and leaves all over the place. I put the ones that fall on the floor in their own little jar so they don't contaminate. Got that bitch half full. lol

 

[Leoman]

Speaking of freezing how do people store their kief?

I still have 2 small jars from last year. Tried to shake one up yesterday it's it's all stuck together now.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Speaking of freezing how do people store their kief?

I still have 2 small jars from last year. Tried to shake one up yesterday it's it's all stuck together now.

by pressing it all together and putting it in a small jar


your kief has become hash. Just scoop it out and finish pressing it into a chunk, itll keep way longer that way, and take up a lot less space.

Hash is just kief pressed into a chunk afterall.

if you press the kief into chunks, then only partially break it back up to smoke, it actually burns a lot better too.

 

[Captspaulding]

Speaking of freezing how do people store their kief?

I still have 2 small jars from last year. Tried to shake one up yesterday it's it's all stuck together now.

When it comes to kief I will refrigerate it but I make 100% sure that it is bone fucking dry and then I vacuum seal it but that stuff’s never around long enough here
I like to just straight a puff bowls of that shit with nothing else in it. I smoke a lot though dude my tolerance is stupid and if you were to go into my long room with your shoes off, you would swear to God you were walking around on just fucking all types of bullshit if you look close enough and break out a little dust tray and a little broom, I guarantee you at any given moment you can sweep up a half an ounce off of the carpet where I do that shit

 

[Captspaulding]

by pressing it all together and putting it in a small jar


your kief has become hash. Just scoop it out and finish pressing it into a chunk, itll keep way longer that way, and take up a lot less space.

Hash is just kief pressed into a chunk afterall.

Indeed, but if you leave it too wet though man, it’s a funky fucking deal when you go to open that shit back up, especially when you tear into the wad it really is nose magic then
And I make that mistake time to time when I get lazy you know I think it’s completely dry now it’s not
And also, you can learn how to make really really good full melt hash balls on Nick’s page you know if if you make it right and you make it tight and you put it up and store it you know that if the water concentration in the hash is enough. It’ll stay off oxygen too, but if it’s too little, it can cause some serious mold, even if it’s vacuum sealed.

 

[BearWater]

Or put on a helmet fuck a bunch of fucking space dick whacking you in the head


Because as you would like to think it’s not possible, try telling this guy that


If it was anything else under the sun, the device of politician that’s the opposite of what I’m about aside I may have told him to duck, but the fact that it was what it was. Oh man, I would’ve moved out of the way and made sure they got a better shot.

RIGHT’NA KISSA! every politician needs a nice big dildo to the face!

 

[Captspaulding]

Indeed, but if you leave it too wet though man, it’s a funky fucking deal when you go to open that shit back up, especially when you tear into the wad it really is nose magic then
And I make that mistake time to time when I get lazy you know I think it’s completely dry now it’s not
And also, you can learn how to make really really good full melt hash balls on Nick’s page you know if if you make it right and you make it tight and you put it up and store it you know that if the water concentration in the hash is enough. It’ll stay off oxygen too, but if it’s too little, it can cause some serious mold, even if it’s vacuum sealed.

Also i’m not sure how much you may have or you know what your post processing methodology is, but I got away from you know using like hash presses that you have to hammer into and shit and then you gotta bake it for a little bit and decarb. I don’t trust the steel to give an even distribution of heat across the tube that you use for it, especially with how shaky and accurate a lot of these electric stoves can be so I have found that making full melt with a hot bottle that works a little bit better and it stores really well too a fucking priceless resource here that Nick showed a lot of us how to do before I would just use the oil out of my hands naturally because I’m gross as fuck man, you can just like grab my forearm and ring it and I just drip so it was always nice to be able to have that ability but now that I’m a little bit older, my hands are fucked up dude I can’t press hash in my hands at all anymore.
What I was meaning to ask you is do you have experience with using both those methods cause to me? I’m much rather prefer like a melted hash over a smashed and heated hash. They were both good but I just find the melted. Has to be much easier to deal with in a long run.

 

[Captspaulding]

RIGHT’NA KISSA! every politician needs a nice big dildo to the face!

Maybe even two

 

[Leoman]

When it comes to kief I will refrigerate it but I make 100% sure that it is bone fucking dry and then I vacuum seal it but that stuff’s never around long enough here
I like to just straight a puff balls of that shit with nothing else in it. I smoke a lot though dude my tolerance is stupid and if you were to go into my long room with your shoes off, you would swear to God you were walking around on just fucking all types of bullshit if you look close enough and break out a little dust tray and a little broom, I guarantee you at any given moment you can sweep up a half an ounce off of the carpet where I do that shit

My carpet needs a deep cleaning at this point. Crazy how little twigs and shit can fling across the room when messing it but I do it dry so it's spring loaded.

 

[BearWater]

Maybe even two

“And one for good measure!”

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It’s so bad it’s perfect
And really man what a weird fucking role
Mork nailed it.
There was a time when there was some lower level films that were coming out from production Studios that weren’t the big ones that were really good right around that time. If for some reason this just reminded me of a movie that I saw called May.
Actually, you know what it was from the same film studio and it’s a movie about a girl who’s really socially awkward but she really really wants a friend and she works at a local SPCA and she’s like weirdly into watching the doctor that hired her do surgeries on animals so she cracks this idea to make friends with people that have particular body parts that she likes Get them to come and hang out with her. She eventually kills that person snatches the body parts that she like, put them in her fridge and she shows together the perfect friend out of all the body parts right so the end of the movie she’s laying in bed with this weird amalgam of a friend that’s made from like seven people and the very last scene,
The newly serve together, Friend) is laid out on her bed so she lays up next to them and puts her head on the chest last seconds before the film ends is one of the arms she cuts off, reaches up and strokes, her hair, fucking crazy movie dude and if you could find it to watch, you owe it to yourself to see it because it’s actually really fucking good. It’s just fuck man one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen.

Check out Beau is afraid, pretty wild movie same studio as mid somer.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

This should be good to watch with the girlfriend, she loves horror movies.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

My back is what gets me. I do it in the spare room so it doesn't stink up the whole house and after 1/2 hour I'm like fuck this and walk around for a while.

Stray buds and leaves all over the place. I put the ones that fall on the floor in their own little jar so they don't contaminate. Got that bitch half full. lol

Trim bin and canna brush……..

 

[Captspaulding]

“And one for good measure!”

As I’m feeding a couple of the plants that are in the bunker I was thinking to myself that every politician on their way up the stairs, wherever it may be whatever country they may reside, they should take two of those maybe even three to the face in the morning on the way in if they don’t vote their constituencies needs.


I’m pretty sure that some bipartisan dildos to the face every morning would get old really really quick for some of those folks. It would change the world. Unless they were coked up on any particular morning, they would probably catch them and then run behind the bush like Smigel

 

[Captspaulding]

This should be good to watch with the girlfriend, she loves horror movies.

It’s pretty obscure, but it’s not like it’s so obscure that it’s like a D. movie. It’s actually well done the cinematography tight and you know the writing on it is fucking solid. She’ll dig it if she’s like totally in the heart like you said it’s almost essential if that’s what she’s into my wife and I ever since we found out that our kid didn’t really like horror flicks we made sure to have them on all the time just to fuck with him and he’s not even a sociopath

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Speaking of freezing how do people store their kief?

I still have 2 small jars from last year. Tried to shake one up yesterday it's it's all stuck together now.

I actually sometimes will pile it in the palm of my hand and then press it together and try to get it to compress, it takes a little heat and pressure but it usually forms a little bit of a chunk which if it cooperates I will roll it into a ball.

 

[Captspaulding]

Back in 1991 the first thing Mrs. Dogma and I did when we got back from our honeymoon was to break out our Webster's Dictionary off the shelf and crossed out the word, "Divorce." The only way either of us is allowed to leave the relationship is in the coroner van.

I got great relationship advice from my dad on my wedding day. He said, "Ninja, to make sure your marriage works, make sure if things are crazy at home, that you have some kind of refuge at work. And if things are crazy at work, make sure that you have refuge at home." So I asked him, "What if it's crazy at work and then it's crazy at home too?" And that's when he smiled and said, "You remember the cottage I bought out at Lake Canadota? You're welcome to use it too anytime you need."

Your pop is solid people, bro, but legit man. This is a little bit different of a situation. Otherwise it’s always been kind of like the way you describe yours relationship is it was bulletproof all the way up until we tragically lost her father and that was just at the beginning of February and it’s the only thing I’ve ever seen my bad ass fucking awesome fucking partner in life kinda, go off the reserve like never before. And you know last year, I started running into some pretty buckled health issues and there’s certain things that I kinda had to not do and it put extra load on her and it’s one of the biggest regrets in my life at this point that I’ve even added any stress and that our problems compounded in that way at the end of this year, we have literally survived some crazy shit together gone through hell and back and then come back all smiling and shit like can we have more so you can color me completely convinced when I believe she was saying that she need me to bounce, and I was willing to concede that if it meant her mental wealth and a more easy curve to being able to deal with the grief, I made overtures that I never thought I would have to make and got shot down multiple times I couldn’t seem to find that magic recipe, but I really just think it’s one of those things that comes down to a compounding stress factor that snowballed into a Chernobyl style reactor explosion and no matter what man hindsight is always 2020 so once the dust settles, and you still have some wet plant hanging around, you may be able to go ahead and write the ship and continue to be there as you should, but you’re lucky bro there’s not a lot of us out there that are fortunate enough to find that person that you can legit open up a dictionary and cross that shit out together And ride that into the sunset there’s something to be said about that and it’s not easy task man the compromise while remaining empathetic and selfless can sometimes prove to be a formula that can allude most people, but it seems that things are going well and this clown smiling been in a pretty good mood today Being able to chop it up with all you knuckleheads always makes it a little bit easier when stressful situations are going around here all I know is I was like looking around and being like why couldn’t it be a hurricane instead?

 

[Captspaulding]

I actually sometimes will pile it in the palm of my hand and then press it together and try to get it to compress, it takes a little heat and pressure but it usually forms a little bit of a chunk which if it cooperates I will roll it into a ball. View attachment 2406384

Hippie truffles

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Did some measuring.

Went ahead and dropped the banjo x Haymeadow purps in the palace of Mr. Herman. I've got rooted clones already and I made her fit so why not. Get to see what her flowers like sooner then later

So now we got sativa Dom on the left and Indica dominant on the right.