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[Florida_Mike]

gotta be pretty fookin hungry to shop there
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[Florida_Mike]

Gene Hackman
Lou Gossett Junior

Now Ice Man! They’re all gone !

I’m getting old

broken link (i think) no pic & no workie 4 me

 

[BB22]

gotta be pretty fookin hungry to shop there
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People that grew up without shoes bro

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I nominate bearwater for the strain names. I call dibs on funky ones

my names sound cooler then they are. Peaceblaster, Biggs, and (Coming soon) Gobnugget are just lifted from jam band song names.

My best friend named Psychedelic Banjo.

I really want to call a plant Bomb Tomadill, if i ever find one worthy, but it's just a play on Tom Bombadill and i didn't come up with it anyway either.

Mango Nectar has her name because she smells like those jumex mango nectar drinks.


I am completely, and totally creatively bankrupt when it comes to strain names I couldn't come up with an original and clever strain name if my life depended on it.




On a side note, im thinking about ordering a strain called "Backdoor Cherries"..... Souly so i can cross it with a peaceblaster and call it "Backdoor Blaster"

 

[Florida_Mike]

Meanwhile @ unemployment offices across the country
as more and more clown colleges and circuses close
down...

Be careful @Captspaulding there's a lot of pissed off,
unemployed clowns out there that are jealous af of
successful clowns that are still working

 

[Captspaulding]

I can still hear the voice of my 7th grade PE teacher warning us not to use the showers as a Slip N Slide or else we'd all wind up with athlete's ass.

Ida looked at him,
Smiled, and called him a fairy.
Thats funny though.
Because how do you know to not slide on that floor what you been up to dealing with a rough case of athletes ass?
Because in my neck of the woods
Slip and slides went on a hill.
And usually ended in the grass.
Not some athletes ass.
Throw in some cash and we got a pretty cool bumper sticker too
No pun intended.
2 drink minimum folks im here all night,
Yeesh.
What in the joe paterno is going on around here.


Man, I’ve been rare fucking form today,
Mozeltauv smegma shlameel
Matis yahu.

 

[BB22]

Gene Hackman
Lou Gossett Junior

Now Ice Man! They’re all gone !

I’m getting old

broken link (i think) no pic & no workie 4 me

Val Kilmer, 'Top Gun' and 'Batman Forever' star, dead at 65

"Top Gun" actor Val Kilmer died on Tuesday of pneumonia in Los Angeles, according to his daughter, Mercedes Kilmer, who told the New York Times. He was 65.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Florida_Mike]

Meanwhile on

Gene Hackman
Lou Gossett Junior

Now Ice Man! They’re all gone !

I’m getting old

Val Kilmer, 'Top Gun' and 'Batman Forever' star, dead at 65

"Top Gun" actor Val Kilmer died on Tuesday of pneumonia in Los Angeles, according to his daughter, Mercedes Kilmer, who told the New York Times. He was 65.

www.foxnews.com

I'm brain dead, I totally forgot he was the Iceman... RIP Bro!

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[BB22]

Lou Gossett Junior was scary as fuck to me when I was about 13 years old watching this on a VCR tape

 

[Captspaulding]

my names sound cooler then they are. Peaceblaster, Biggs, and (Coming soon) Gobnugget are just lifted from jam band song names.

My best friend named Psychedelic Banjo.

I really want to call a plant Bomb Tomadill, if i ever find one worthy, but it's just a play on Tom Bombadill and i didn't come up with it anyway either.

Mango Nectar has her name because she smells like those jumex mango nectar drinks.


I am completely, and totally creatively bankrupt when it comes to strain names I couldn't come up with an original and clever strain name if my life depended on it.




On a side note, im thinking about ordering a strain called "Backdoor Cherries"..... Souly so i can cross it with a peaceblaster and call it "Backdoor Blaster"

you aspire to be great sir.
I honestly truly believe that we need to start leaning into naming some of our strains and crosses that we’ve worked together on here after Idiocracy scenes and dialogue you know not sure
Upgrayyed
Ow my balls
I like money
Time masheen
Brawndo
Extra big ass fries
Costo
Dr lexus
Beef supreme
The camacho
Like, out of the toilet?
Mixed probes
My sister was tarded. Shes a pilot now
BAITING
And of course



Muthafucking brought to you by carls jr

Hell, the first five minutes of that movie explaining the breakdown of intelligence on earth has so many references that could be applied to stoner mentality. It’s dumb. I’m telling you man and people know about that movie. That shit is a cult classic at this point.
It would move units cuz.

“I thought yo head would be bigga,”
LETS GETCHA SWORN IN”

 

[Captspaulding]

Meanwhile @ unemployment offices across the country
as more and more clown colleges and circuses close
down...

Be careful @Captspaulding there's a lot of pissed off,
unemployed clowns out there that are jealous af of
successful clowns that are still working

Mom? Dad?
Wait, what the fuck?
Howd you get this?
We have our family reunion there every year. Who do you work for

You say bozo the clown,
Ill be seeing you soon.
He owes me 25 squeaky noses,
And the personal art stash of john wayne gacy.

And marcellus wallaces soul.
Dont ask me, i have zero clue how he has that.

 

[Captspaulding]

Gene Hackman
Lou Gossett Junior

Now Ice Man! They’re all gone !

I’m getting old

Val Kilmer, 'Top Gun' and 'Batman Forever' star, dead at 65

"Top Gun" actor Val Kilmer died on Tuesday of pneumonia in Los Angeles, according to his daughter, Mercedes Kilmer, who told the New York Times. He was 65.

www.foxnews.com

Man, heat. Kilmer killed that flick with de niro
Top 10 ever man.
That sucks.

 

[Mikedin]

you aspire to be great sir.
I honestly truly believe that we need to start leaning into naming some of our strains and crosses that we’ve worked together on here after Idiocracy scenes and dialogue you know not sure
Upgrayyed
Ow my balls
I like money
Time masheen
Brawndo
Extra big ass fries
Costo
Dr lexus
Beef supreme
The camacho
Like, out of the toilet?
Mixed probes
My sister was tarded. Shes a pilot now
BAITING
And of course



Muthafucking brought to you by carls jr

Hell, the first five minutes of that movie explaining the breakdown of intelligence on earth has so many references that could be applied to stoner mentality. It’s dumb. I’m telling you man and people know about that movie. That shit is a cult classic at this point.
It would move units cuz.

“I thought yo head would be bigga,”
LETS GETCHA SWORN IN”

Maybe M86 changes to Costco

Cus it’s got everything you could need

 

[Captspaulding]

Lou Gossett Junior was scary as fuck to me when I was about 13 years old watching this on a VCR tape

I remember when i we t to the appliance store and saw a betamax for the first time.
It was over $1000 dollars
im all “can we get one”
“No capt, you pops left the cicus and absconded, no discounts for us”
Seriously though. It was in my memeory anyway the first time i can remeber seeing a price that high on anything.
The used lot next to the staind glass shop mom worked barely had any cars that were 4 digits


Nuts. now buying a used car is unattainable for alot of folks. Its crazy how high prices have gotten. The enduring strength of the betamax too

Mind blown into a single spool nightmare machine that sounded like a ventilator possessed by sunset strip dumpster sluts jerking off 2 mimes while having a coughing fit.


Who wants to watch recorded episodes of “maude” and “those callaways?”
Anyone?
Suckers.

 

[Mikedin]

So you know that little burn that starts slow in the beginning of the stony lonesome it hovers right around your scapula on your back yeah that doesn’t go away

Our deep freeze in the kitchen man I used to have like four or five bags of Larf and That got fucking old man and my wife got sick of it because there was nowhere to store food anymore at a certain point and I took it upon myself to Hand spin all of those bags and bubble hash bags it tooka week gronding it out.


Worst decision in my life when you’re on your 20th batch of stirring trim and refilling ice and straining and draining yeah that last bag with the real good God pods takes like 10 hours to drain fuck that shit so I wait until I have about two bags worth and then I’ll start getting into it But even then it takes for fucking ever
No joke that’s probably the biggest and most stretched out conscious procrastination that I forced myself into…. I bitch about it on the regular


Really dude I have found that taking advantage of the trim bins, economic design that allows you to rest your hands in the tray with those cut outs,

They won’t stop the inevitable pains that come with having to do that every couple of months, but it will stay it off for a while, especially if you get yourself in your bed or whatever and throw your legs up and make sure that you’re not like hundred over because after a while, your body just starts to fucking contract into whatever tray you’re working over and everything just starts to fucking hurt. I start to bleed pretty sure it gives you dysentery too. I could be wrong on that though.

I love my trim bin, but I like to keep it on the ground between my feet then I can rest my elbows on my thighs and just trim and let everything fall I switch between that and standing when my back starts hurting lol

What’s the best bubble bags to use?

 

[Captspaulding]

Maybe M86 changes to Costco

Cus it’s got everything you could need

Yeeeeees let the stupidty flow through you,
Its liberating.
Like this

 

[Mikedin]

I know, man I’ve got a little bit too much time on my head today, but legit everybody should know how dumb we are on a grand scale and we still perpetuate some of that shit man you know and it’s mind blowing to me that in mass we can’t get our heads out of our ass enough to realize when we’re killing ourselves off and droves for money

And that’s my favorite scene from Oldschool dude especially when he’s all fucked off and he’s walking over to the pool after taking the shot in the neck and he’s just hand, palm and little kids heads and tossing them out of the way it still holds up today man it makes me crack up every fucking time Blue will forever, and eternally be my boy

Hey, at least you know in my long diatribes of complete and total fucking ridiculous bullshit there’s all types of beautiful pieces of corn stuck in that giant piece of shit that you can at least learn from. You know what I mean because if we can’t do it on a whole at least I can slap someone’s temporal lobe into soaking it up a little bit. Through some “daves not here” style learnin’



DUUUUUDE!
Yes!
Frank the tank is a light weight with animal traquilizers. dude I could easily take like five of those fucking darts to the neck say the alphabet back backwards while standing on one foot touching my nose with my eyes closed

My father in laws favorite drug has always been T, my mother in law was like yeah he dosent do it anymore, he came outta nowhere and was like but if I could still get that shit I’d do it right now

 

[Captspaulding]

I love my trim bin, but I like to keep it on the ground between my feet then I can rest my elbows on my thighs and just trim and let everything fall I switch between that and standing when my back starts hurting lol

What’s the best bubble bags to use?

I gotta tell you, dude Nick uses a brand that I have been meaning to get myself ever since I saw them every bag instead of the screen being just on the bottom, the whole bag is the screen that would make the entire process much faster for each subsequent mix I can’t remember the name of them, but I’ve been using bubble bag dude for a while now because they are built really well There are times that I’ve maybe gotten a little aggressive towards the end of doing you a long days at a time runs where I thought I was gonna fuck those bags up and I would always dump them out, clean them and take a look at everything I have never once popped a thread on any of their bags. What ends up happening with me is the tool that I used to clean the actual screens themselves. It starts to fry the screens and I mean the more you clean them overtime you know it’s their susceptible to it and I clean them in bowls of ice water to try and make them last longer and it’s a whole heck of a lot easier to get any type of cannabis particulates out of them that way, but sometimes you know it’s just the only way to do it to get them flowing again unless you you know do all your mixes and pulls in an igloo, but regardless of all that man, they’re pretty solid dude their make up are great all the bags can take the beating, but I use a soft bristle toothbrush, some elbow grease and a loathing. I want to say the last set that I bought from them was in 2016. Yeah they’re almost 10 years old at this point and the only reason why I wanna buy one different is not because of some type of you know manufacturer defect or a failure in their equipment. It’s just because those bags Nick have make way too much sense. If I remember right, they’re called press club.
And the cool thing about those as well as you know if you remember and you’re at the spot to buy it, I have bounced dry ice through them numerous times numerous times to do you know cold induced dry sifts and they take that well and that dry ice can be pretty hard on shit so I mean yeah I would hit up @GNick55 for that brand that he fucks with though to check it out and compare builds and you know, maybe a few reviews yeah, press club, im failry certain anyway.
Man, I’ve been meaning to do that for a while now I totally forgot about that. Shit I’m just stubborn though. I have a hard time replacing things that aren’t necessarily shit or justify a new purchase the bubble bag dude bags are also good to dry flowers regardless of micron count your weather permittin of coarse. My only real gripe with the bubble bag dude shit is that they’re modeled to be slid it into a 5 gallon buddy bucket or Lowe’s bucket, etc. why the fuck they would give you drawstrings that do not lock when pulled to keep them from sliding into the bucket when you put weight in them, blows my mind and on top of that You know, they make them too loose, almost for almost every general application that you can buy from any store here yeah I kinda have to come up with your own little system in order to lock them in the place especially after you’ve been working in them for a while and they’re wet. They just keep on pulling themselves down in that damn Bucket And if you’re not on top of keeping your water, absolutely frigid that’s part of the reason those stirs and pools and runs can take so long because even slight warming temperature changes cannabisoils will start to clog the damn nets, but being where I am kind of makes things a bitch because it’s just hot here a lot of the time all year and if you live in a house with a concrete slab, that is your foundation and single floor, the amount of heat that can radiate through it even if it’s just a sunny day in early February and it’s like 45° outside it’s just something that is counterproductive in the process so you gotta put a buffer in between the bottom of your bucket, I like to use a cooler full of ice in order to keep the water is cold as possible for as long as I can I keep 51 gallon jugs pulled out of the fridge and placed into the freezer at the moment. I start in order to hopefully when I need the first bottle, it’ll be like you know slush and I even freeze my spoons that I use for clean in the bags in order to be able to make retrieval easier. It’s almost necessary to do here because man you know the way Nick does. It is super crazy smart and if I had the space to buy an operate freezer that I could sit in I had a stole that idea last year maybe two years ago, but you live in an area that blesses you with ideal conditions to be able to do that and if you have any open floor space that concrete flooring in the winter you just gotta put your gear on that baby and get the spinning.

 

[Captspaulding]

My father in laws favorite drug has always been T, my mother in law was like yeah he dosent do it anymore, he came outta nowhere and was like but if I could still get that shit I’d do it right now

I had my bout with H
A man I’m glad I stopped doing it when I did because things got crazy and I have the thought all the time I told my wife on a regular basis man you know what’s the deal with not being able to get any just quality regular heroin anymore why is everything gotta be fentanyl that’s amphetamine waste with fentanyl fentanyl lace with fentanyl?
Because if I got into Houston one night and just you know, accidentally happened by you know a corner that sold some nice China white that was named after Jack kevorkian
I may be your huckleberry
That’s funny, though I think those fellas later on just like to say that shit repeatedly to piss off our wives