THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[BB22]

Anger management number one reason why people should learn self control…….camera phones and the internet!

One of the many reasons I do my best to avoid people!

For real, I’m good. Just leave me alone . Please !

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Mikedin]

I notice a lot of your pots have extra holes poked into the sides, lets talk about it… lol
I’m curious, are you doing this because your soil holds water too well, or is this to let the roots breathe a little better?
Or is this because you maybe water from the bottom up, thus allowing for faster transmission of fluids into your medium and plant lololol
Maybeeee just maybe I’m looking too hard but hey your plants look healthy, so you’re doing something right for sure

I Swiss cheese the hell out of anything hard sided just nice to let extra air into the root ball and aid in faster drybacks, almost impossible to overwater

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

One of the many reasons I do my best to avoid people!

For real, I’m good. Just leave me alone . Please !

Yeah I work alone all day, I have less conflict with less interaction for the most part, but every once in a while I walk by a mirror and start a fight.

 

[BB22]

It’s getting ugly outside here in North Cackalakey

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I moved the kids into a new room. They grow so fast

 

[BB22]

Why all the shocked face emoji ?

Stop Hate on poor White Trash!!! We grow and smoke weed also

 

[Putthataway]

I Swiss cheese the hell out of anything hard sided just nice to let extra air into the root ball and aid in faster drybacks, almost impossible to overwater

I learned it by watching you! may have been gnick . Right here on this thread I did it. More wholes they said . Speaking of I think it was you that said had the same gro pro pots. If so do you really think they are five gallons? I was talking about this with thatoneguyyouknow and I was saying I don’t really think they are 5 gallons. I can put them in a 5 gallon bucket. Bucket is way bigger

 

[BB22]

Badass jam

 

[Gmix]

Bloody eck

how many ;

And cap already spent ages deleting from what I hear & it’s still a mess

 

[Gmix]

Keep up the good fight bud

Zap zap ️

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

PB2 and Special Queen

PB4

Yes that light will be off 99.9% of the time.

 

[Gmix]

Oh my goodness

Whoever has to deal with the removal of spam is not gonna have a good day

In the last 5 mins multiple spam posts
Why the heck do they post here

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh my goodness

Whoever has to deal with the removal of spam is not gonna have a good day

In the last 5 mins multiple spam posts
Why the heck do they post here

I believe the workf that they reside in,
Is one that requires chest waiters to navigate the endless flow of fecal matter in and around thier nose and eyes.

I i truly hope that they eat shit and die,
2times



Plural even.
This myst be someone with a bone to pick.
Its awful,

 

[Captspaulding]

Whoa nelly.
I see you man.
Fuck off swiftly


That thing is huge for a wolf spider.
I guess i cant clean under there atm.
Just god dang feakish devil spawn,
Ill get around to as soon as this asshole bounces


I will say this, his pimp fur coat is pretty fucking hype x
Otherwise die away from me


Nope nopitty nope nope

 

[Captspaulding]

I notice a lot of your pots have extra holes poked into the sides, lets talk about it… lol
I’m curious, are you doing this because your soil holds water too well, or is this to let the roots breathe a little better?
Or is this because you maybe water from the bottom up, thus allowing for faster transmission of fluids into your medium and plant lololol
Maybeeee just maybe I’m looking too hard but hey your plants look healthy, so you’re doing something right for sure

So I have a tendency to pack in plants so tight that it’s just a smart thing to practice. It’s also something that will eat in my wet drive cycles being on time relative to my micro climate in my gross space and aeration 100% aeration because there’s three things that the plant needs more than anything and it’s food air and light. When I do things like an over under set up where I have plants that are on a shelf above another run on the ground it’s all about upping the airflow circulation, wise, ensuring that your ventilation is pulling enough moisture out of the air and finding the balance between the two that can prove to be tricky, depending on the time of year here for me, so I like to eliminate as many variables as possible to ensure less of a headache for me because I’m lazy as fuck
So it’s aeration, ensuring a faster dry out to aid in an overall healthy plant

 

[Florida_Mike]

"@Captspaulding vs. the Cyber-Twats of THCFarmer"

It started with a single post.
“I made $6,900 weekly from home—DM ME 4 INFO”
That was all it took to summon him.

From the haze of burnt nugs and rage, Capt. Spaulding rose—eyeliner smeared, eyes bloodshot, fingers twitching with barely-suppressed murder and Cheeto dust. He wasn’t just mad. He was forum mad. The kind of mad where you quote-reply with “fuck off bot” and throw your keyboard at the Goddamn cat.

“These cyber-bastards are pissing in the sacred grow beds!” he hollered, as more spam threads popped up:
“CURE HERPES WITH THIS ANCIENT STRAIN”
“BIG GIRL NEEDS BIG TENT—CLICK HERE!”
“FREE SEEDS FOR FEET PICS”

Capt. Spaulding went to war.

Wearing nothing but a piss-stained clown suit and a sleeveless vest full of moderator badges, that smelled worse than suit; he kicked down the digital doors of THCFarmer, wielding an old tennis racket named “Captcha” and a bong-turned-flamethrower called “The Purger.”

He screamed into the abyss of pop-ups:

“YOUR MOM’S A MALWARE PLUGIN!”

One bot tried to hit him with a 20% off coupon code.
He replied by IP-banning its soul and leaving a steamy, sativa-laced dump on its crypto wallet.

By dawn, the forums were safe again.
The growers cheered.
The trolls wept.
And the Capt? He lit a celebratory joint, took a long, heroic rip, and muttered:

“Spam this, you algorithmic ass-goblins.”

Then he passed out in a grow tent.

THCFarmer will never be the same.

 

[Captspaulding]

One of the many reasons I do my best to avoid people!

For real, I’m good. Just leave me alone . Please !

Me too man, most are assholes and i have a predisposition to be nice to all of them sometimes. ‘Then i wake up,
Steel my resolve, and get to the “duct tape and hate” campaign of silencing the small percentage of sittjng ducks with high quality government super stimulus tapr.
Its 35lb roll of electric tape x
Not really but that would be awesome to the max
I wish i could take my rum
Driving thru the front dorr of thier moms house, running into the basement.
Randy snaps into a slim jim,
Cracks his neck bouncing on the palms of his feet, right before mean genevshows up and And randy cant help but say,
JACK TUNNY, prezzzident of the wwf make have made a terrible judment call and i find myself in the need of a fight, im in a sutuation id rather not be in but the cream rises to the top,
Where the hell does he keep pulling the creamers from man? That’s what I wanna know.
the real deal, the man was hilarious,
I have no idea how randy maintain a straight face all those years doing that shit because he knows damn well he was fucking retarded all the way I miss that dude. Here’s Dan Sodor doing the best macho man ever .
After the true og thuggemstein von whip it face will tell you these facts,
You best be shitting britches

 

[capone304]

"@Captspaulding vs. the Cyber-Twats of THCFarmer"

It started with a single post.
“I made $6,900 weekly from home—DM ME 4 INFO”
That was all it took to summon him.

From the haze of burnt nugs and rage, Capt. Spaulding rose—eyeliner smeared, eyes bloodshot, fingers twitching with barely-suppressed murder and Cheeto dust. He wasn’t just mad. He was forum mad. The kind of mad where you quote-reply with “fuck off bot” and throw your keyboard at the Goddamn cat.

“These cyber-bastards are pissing in the sacred grow beds!” he hollered, as more spam threads popped up:
“CURE HERPES WITH THIS ANCIENT STRAIN”
“BIG GIRL NEEDS BIG TENT—CLICK HERE!”
“FREE SEEDS FOR FEET PICS”

Capt. Spaulding went to war.

Wearing nothing but a piss-stained clown suit and a sleeveless vest full of moderator badges, that smelled worse than suit; he kicked down the digital doors of THCFarmer, wielding an old tennis racket named “Captcha” and a bong-turned-flamethrower called “The Purger.”

He screamed into the abyss of pop-ups:

“YOUR MOM’S A MALWARE PLUGIN!”

One bot tried to hit him with a 20% off coupon code.
He replied by IP-banning its soul and leaving a steamy, sativa-laced dump on its crypto wallet.

By dawn, the forums were safe again.
The growers cheered.
The trolls wept.
And the Capt? He lit a celebratory joint, took a long, heroic rip, and muttered:

“Spam this, you algorithmic ass-goblins.”

Then he passed out in a grow tent.

THCFarmer will never be the same.

Lolololololol

 

[Captspaulding]

"@Captspaulding vs. the Cyber-Twats of THCFarmer"

It started with a single post.
“I made $6,900 weekly from home—DM ME 4 INFO”
That was all it took to summon him.

From the haze of burnt nugs and rage, Capt. Spaulding rose—eyeliner smeared, eyes bloodshot, fingers twitching with barely-suppressed murder and Cheeto dust. He wasn’t just mad. He was forum mad. The kind of mad where you quote-reply with “fuck off bot” and throw your keyboard at the Goddamn cat.

“These cyber-bastards are pissing in the sacred grow beds!” he hollered, as more spam threads popped up:
“CURE HERPES WITH THIS ANCIENT STRAIN”
“BIG GIRL NEEDS BIG TENT—CLICK HERE!”
“FREE SEEDS FOR FEET PICS”

Capt. Spaulding went to war.

Wearing nothing but a piss-stained clown suit and a sleeveless vest full of moderator badges, that smelled worse than suit; he kicked down the digital doors of THCFarmer, wielding an old tennis racket named “Captcha” and a bong-turned-flamethrower called “The Purger.”

He screamed into the abyss of pop-ups:

“YOUR MOM’S A MALWARE PLUGIN!”

One bot tried to hit him with a 20% off coupon code.
He replied by IP-banning its soul and leaving a steamy, sativa-laced dump on its crypto wallet.

By dawn, the forums were safe again.
The growers cheered.
The trolls wept.
And the Capt? He lit a celebratory joint, took a long, heroic rip, and muttered:

“Spam this, you algorithmic ass-goblins.”

Then he passed out in a grow tent.

THCFarmer will never be the same.

I dont know what it is with this clown,
But i trust em,
And i think you could too.