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[closettrapper217]

That’s funny, I guess the way I worded that I could’ve been talking about a person . I’m the head rice cooker in my household, so I refer to my girlfriend as the takeout orderer.

Haha my girl is Venezuelan I think that makes it even funnier

Came out the womb making rice haha

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I love that I came across this. I legit made an everclear tincture with 2 oz of decarbed bud, it’s been sitting the fridge for a months just had some yesterday. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever had. Lmaoooooo
I didn’t know what to do with it, I was gonna low key throw it away! Glad I found this. So basically I’m distillling the THC even further down into its oily compounds? Could you elaborate the slow cooking and transferring part please and thank you!

I studied the process and remember the steps and how to do everything correctly, but I have yet to make it past everclear tincture part. I did make sure to get a rice cooker with a removable bowl to aide in cleaning. Let me see if I can find the YouTube video that I learned from.
So 3-4 hours on high. In a well ventilated room with a fan blowing towards an open door or window. Don’t leave it unattended, alcohol vapor is highly flammable.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Me and the Moon have had some fun times together on LSD. Am I the only one who looks at the moon and sees the image of a fetus? I blame LSD for that one. Saw that one time while tripping and I've never been able to unsee it.

My buddy went color blind to yellow on lsd. We were sitting at a friend’s house waiting for him to come outside and the street lights gave everything an orange tint to them. I pointed out to him that our friends mother was home, because her yellow pontiac sunfire was parked right next to us. Well he thought it was white not yellow and for years his ability to differentiate between white and yellow was compromised.

 

[Berniemac]

I studied the process and remember the steps and how to do everything correctly, but I have yet to make it past everclear tincture part. I did make sure to get a rice cooker with a removable bowl to aide in cleaning. Let me see if I can find the YouTube video that I learned from.
So 3-4 hours on high. In a well ventilated room with a fan blowing towards an open door or window. Don’t leave it unattended, alcohol vapor is highly flammable.

Ayoooo I preciate you MartyMcFly the flyest of em all
Will definitely watch later, and give this a try!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

welp, some tweaker (i assume) yoinked my entire outdoor patch last night, even the breeding tiny plants. they pulled the big ones up by the root, then came back and dug the little breeding ones up with a shovel.


After next tent comes down im just gonna go on growing hiatus again until i make it back to my place next spring. Mom is hardcore anti-growing here now.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

welp, some tweaker (i assume) yoinked my entire outdoor patch last night, even the breeding tiny plants. they pulled the big ones up by the root, then came back and dug the little breeding ones up with a shovel.


After next tent comes down im just gonna go on growing hiatus again until i make it back to my place next spring. Mom is hardcore anti-growing here now.

Damn, this sucks. Do you think it was done to relocate the plants? Or idiots who think an un flowered plant will get them high?? Either way, WTF?!?!

 

[Ninjadogma]

I started out all pretty ... Then I got tired, then, time goes by , and the higher I got , last of it resembles what's stuck under the lawnmower . Definitely more of a fan now of the trim before you smoke !

I think that goes for any project, whether you're trimming your weed or stripping paint or helping your partner finish, and fortunately for two out of the three there's vibrating things that make easier work of things, but unfortunately there's no weed vibrator yet that I'm aware of... just tumblers.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Haha my girl is Venezuelan I think that makes it even funnier

Came out the womb making rice haha

mines Irish, red headed soul eater

 

[Ninjadogma]

My buddy went color blind to yellow on lsd. We were sitting at a friend’s house waiting for him to come outside and the street lights gave everything an orange tint to them. I pointed out to him that our friends mother was home, because her yellow pontiac sunfire was parked right next to us. Well he thought it was white not yellow and for years his ability to differentiate between white and yellow was compromised.

There's lots of shit I've never been able to unsee after tripping on LSD. I know I'm not the only one who to this day still finds words written in the popcorn ceiling.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I love that I came across this. I legit made an everclear tincture with 2 oz of decarbed bud, it’s been sitting the fridge for a months just had some yesterday. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever had. Lmaoooooo
I didn’t know what to do with it, I was gonna low key throw it away! Glad I found this. So basically I’m distillling the THC even further down into its oily compounds? Could you elaborate the slow cooking and transferring part please and thank you!

I've made several gallons of 190 proof tincture but never heated it just allowed it to evaporate and scrape up the dried canibaloids. 2 ml (dropper fulls) where nice and I'm Irish and like the booze

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Cherry Wine hemp

Looks the same, smells like cherry Wine and no high. I just smoked a half jay.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Damn, this sucks. Do you think it was done to relocate the plants? Or idiots who think an un flowered plant will get them high?? Either way, WTF?!?!

Not to be an ass, but idk and IDC. Was prob stupid highschool age kids that can't reliably get weed or some shit.

Mom and brother are super fuckin paranoid now so everything's coming down even the new indoor babies and the plants a week into flower too.

No matter what I say my paranoid junkie brother is convinced it was police gathering evidence and convinced mom the same. Neither one realizes how dumb they're being right now, and telling them that isn't how this works, and that would only remove their chance of being able to prove they belonged to anyone doesn't matter they technically weren't even on her property either.

Mom is currently raising hell about me posting on here now too. Mentioning the potm to her a couple months ago was def a big mistake. She's attached that to my brother's tweaker "fed paranoia"

They're both seriously freaking out for no reason though. Just like when the power goes out, they're taking this WAY worse than I am.


I love Mom, and I suppose my brother too. But I'm really not a fan of living with them. Not one bit lol

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

mines Irish, red headed soul eater

I got me a half Irish half Russian devourer of souls too. Catholic and Jewish with absolutely no interest in either religion thank God

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

People like this ought to be turned into chum! The current regulations allow for one fish a day between 28-31 inches. Which is more than enough fish to feed three people. Yet these assholes have no problem filling the bed of a pick up truck with juvenile fish. People wonder why they don’t catch many or any fish when they go out…. Because people like these guys have no problem targeting a highly migratory fish that’s been in decline for years due to ever increasing water quality issues in their wintering/spawning areas.

 

[closettrapper217]

Is this enough?

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I'm pretty convinced it was my brother and one of his idiot tweaker buddies trying to move them to a new spot actually.


I'm out y'all. I'll be back to let ya guys know when packages are going out.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Not to be an ass, but idk and IDC. Was prob stupid highschool age kids that can't reliably get weed or some shit.

Mom and brother are super fuckin paranoid now so everything's coming down even the new indoor babies and the plants a week into flower too.

No matter what I say my paranoid junkie brother is convinced it was police gathering evidence and convinced mom the same. Neither one realizes how dumb they're being right now, and telling them that isn't how this works, and that would only remove their chance of being able to prove they belonged to anyone doesn't matter

Mom is currently raising hell about me posting on here now too. Mentioning the potm to her a couple months ago was def a big mistake. She's attached that to my brother's tweaker "fed paranoia"

They're both seriously freaking out for no reason though. Just like when the power goes out, they're taking this WAY worse than I am.

That really sucks bro.

I really hate thieves and liars more than anything and I do everything I can to try not to hate.

In Fl I owned 10 wooded acres on a private dead end road, free and clear. I had a 10x10 room in a shed with a batch 1-2 weeks out when my fucking neighbor ripped me off.

It was my first grow room that I built and was really looking forward to my 1st indoor harvest, prolly $20k+ worth of buds.

About 2 months later neighbor bought a nice new 26' boat & trailer and a brand new double wide MH & 2 jet ski's. All that and he only worked part time (he had a fucked up back) as a window washer.

My best friend was a 3 tour nam vet in the air calv and helped me track the thieves right to my neighbors house. When I asked neighbor if he'd seen anybody around my house he said no, but that he'd been over there looking for his dog but never went further than my privacy fence gate that went to my back yard. (I know it was most likely then that he heard the window unit ac running in my shed)

Well, we tracked him and his nikes from my gate back to his house and we also found the same shoe prints where he jumped my back fence when he ripped me off the night before. (there were two sets of tracks, the 2ed turned out to be his sons as confirmed be matching them around their mailbox)

Short of un-living them, there was nothing I could do. He had me by the balls. If I were to do anything to him or his son, he would have just ran to the law and turned me in. If I continued trying to grow, he'd just keep ripping me off, and or turning me in.

The worst part about it was that I could never grow there again and I owned the fucking place.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Cherry Wine hemp
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Looks the same, smells like cherry Wine and no high. I just smoked a half jay.

It's like the O'Doul's of weed.

 

[Galgrows]

Well i have a " rip off story" I'm talking over 40yrs ago we were renting a home here in Oregon. I had a 1/2acre veg. garden and maybe 6 MJ plants hidden between all the veggies. This " neighbor " young guy lived about 3 properties away. How he saw these plants i do not know you could'nt see them from the road. Anyway all of them got ripped one night and he left a trail of leaf all the way back to his house real dummy. We did'nt have any recourse either but karma got him a year or so later a bad car accident we heard through the grape vine. These are the unfortunate things we put up with prior to rec. getting legalized.

 

[Ninjadogma]

mines Irish, red headed soul eater

Lol don't talk to me about soul eaters until you've had yours consumed by a woman of German descent. Haha, you and your silly little foreplay don't waste my precious time boy you've got work to do... Wait, are you getting EMOTIONAL on me????